Baby-faced boy Alfie Patten is father at 13

[Ferien]

Yea...that kid hasn't even hit puberty yet, my guess is she took advantage of him (which is fucking gross. Period.) Probably realized she was prego and decided "let's fuck a 12-year-old and see if I can pin this on him." Either that or she told all the other guys she fucked, they wouldn't have anything to do with her, so she told him and the first thing he did was go to mommy.

Either way, it's disgusting. I sincerely hope it's not this kid's, but his life is probably already fucked because of it.

[Rockstaru]

Do they have a Maury/Jerry Springer type show in the UK? The hoe and all the potential fathers need to all be on an episode where they get the paternity test results.

[The Stig]

Do they have a Maury/Jerry Springer type show in the UK? The hoe and all the potential fathers need to all be on an episode where they get the paternity test results.

Yes. Yes we do. GENIUS.

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Once he gets into them I'll save that episode and probably fap to it a million times.

Where's that show's e-mail address . . . . . .

That show has lie detectors, DNA tests, everything. It's all wonderfully emo too.

[Blarg]

The only possible way I would have fucked her at that age is if she just showed up one day and offered sex and then would disappear. Which is basically an impossible situation. I would have made no effort to hit on her even if I knew it would only take 15 mins to convince her.

[Ferien]

Honestly, that sounds like exactly what she was doing with the other guys.

[Jabberwocky]

Turns out he might not be the dad. The mom was sleeping with 7 other guys.

Teens come forward to claim they fathered 13-year-old Alfie's daughter > World > LIVENEWS.com.au

[Melena]

awsome, good to know texas isn't the only place for trailer park trash ho bags. Feel real bad for the baby now cause he's going to grow up knowing his mother is a bottom feeding ho bag teen slut though.

[Wintermute]

I like how this has turned into a race for the lowest piece of trash to try and get a reality show for easy money.

And the best part of the Jeremy Kyle show is that it runs at like 9am.

[Zigma]

man, you can't make this shit up even if you tried LOL

[Obev]

Yes. Yes we do. GENIUS.

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I was thinking of Trisha, but that works too.

Man I miss owning a television.

[Kuya]

Man I miss owning a television.

No you don't lol.

[Blarg]

No you don't lol.

Just because you can't afford a television doesn't mean they suck.

[Kuya]

Just because you can't afford a television doesn't mean they suck.

I keep my tv on the TV guide channel and on mute while using the computer. It makes me feel safe.

[Waef]

Ew wtf, how did she manage to find 8 guys willing to touch her?

[Melena]

never underestimate the power of boobage and pussy.

[Ksandra]

Ew wtf, how did she manage to find 8 guys willing to touch her?

You can't post on this forum if you can't answer that question.

[Akiyama]

Wow. I knew the bitch was an alien. She's clearly trying to reproduce to save her race.

[Elvis]

It's like Species minus the entire point of watching Species.

[The Stig]

never underestimate the power of boobage and pussy.

No way, I can think of a few back in school that are on par with this alien and no matter how desperate the boys were no one GOES near these girls or even talks to them, but instead gets on the "lets insult them" bandwagon.

Or are we classifying this alien as a butterface to some of these "guys" haha...

[Akiyama]

No. It's just a plain, freaking alien. No need to delve into details about said alien. It's just hideous and makes me glad that I have problems seeing clearly without glasses.