Baby-faced boy Alfie Patten is father at 13

[Bikpik]

Ugly chicks are like Mopeds, fun to do as long as nobody sees you doing it. And standards are just things that keep you from getting laid.

[Vandalhart]

No way, I can think of a few back in school that are on par with this alien and no matter how desperate the boys were no one ADMITS GOING near these girls or even talks to them, but instead gets on the "lets insult them" bandwagon.

Fixed.

[Hitoshura]

This kid looks exactly like my nephew, it's pretty shitty imagining that scenario.

I really don't get why this was posted on kotaku though, I thought they might have met through like CoD or some bullshit again but they were just holding PS3 controllers.

[Koyuki]

This kid looks exactly like my nephew, it's pretty shitty imagining that scenario.

I really don't get why this was posted on kotaku though, I thought they might have met through like CoD or some bullshit again but they were just holding PS3 controllers.

Not to mention the controllers weren't even on.

[Skjie]

Ugly chicks are like Mopeds, fun to do as long as nobody sees you doing it

Fat girls, too. Everybody rides the regret train at least once.

[The Stig]

Uk: "I Know I'm Young, But I Plan To Be A Good Dad"

http://cache.gawker.com/assets/image.../patten_uk.jpg

I want to punch her (it?). I so want to fucking punch her (it?). Fucking leech.

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Pikeys.

[0ni0n]

the funny thing is that I remember reading she slept with 7 men before getting pregnant so the chance is that he isn't the father. It would suck to find out when he finally grows up.

[Koyuki]

She's ugly as sin, but she has a pretty nice rack.

[The Stig]

No it wouldn't.

I don't give a shit. That kid will probably end up being a cunt somewhere anyway (chav). They are not worth living.

Click on "The Sun" link, I edited my post.

[archibaldcrane]

She's ugly as sin, but she has a pretty nice rack.

Having a newborn baby will do that to a rack.

[Waef]

Hahaha, anyone notice on the sun link, the picture of the front page of that magazine or whatever? It looks like one of those tabloids with some huge celebrity thing on it, and then in the bottom right the mention of a lesser article about an alien.

[Wintermute]

Hahaha, anyone notice on the sun link, the picture of the front page of that magazine or whatever? It looks like one of those tabloids with some huge celebrity thing on it, and then in the bottom right the mention of a lesser article about an alien.

The Sun is a tabloid.

And that's using the term 'tabloid' very generously.
It's pretty much just trash, the fact anyone reads it for 'news' boggles the mind.

[Obev]

The Sun is a tabloid.

And that's using the term 'tabloid' very generously.
It's pretty much just trash, the fact anyone reads it for 'news' boggles the mind.

I read it for tits, football, and casual racism.

[Genrye]

She's ugly as sin, but she has a pretty nice rack.

here here.

[ZarakiKujata]

I read it for tits, football, and casual racism.

In that order?

[Mohoss]

In that order?

Tits is obviously first, but I would put casual racism before football anyday.

[Vigilia]

Sorry about necro bump but plot thickens (can't say it's a surprising twist though).

BBC NEWS | UK | Boy aged 12 did not father baby

Boy aged 12 did not father baby

The story sparked calls for better sex education for Britain's young people


Alfie Patten, the boy who was reported to have conceived a child when he was 12 years old, is not the baby's father, DNA tests have shown.

Alfie, now 13, from Eastbourne, in East Sussex, told a national newspaper in February that he believed he had made his 15-year-old girlfriend pregnant.

But the tests have established another boy from Eastbourne, who is 15, as the father of Chantelle Stedman's baby.

[Rockstaru]

Who's going to be the first to buy the hollywood rights?

[The Stig]

The judgement also reveals that Alfie was "extremely distressed" about the results of the test.

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WHAT WERE YOU THINKING YOU TWAT

He'll go emo next.

[Shojin]

Kid's a fucking chav, and that ugly bitch is a chavette. He's most probably more "distressed" at the fact that he won't be able to cash in now on the documentaries, so that he and his stupid fucking chav friends can buy more White Lightning as they sit around on some council estate street, harassing OAP's and just being generally retarded. As for that dumb bitch, I hope she catches a serious STD which eventually kills her, and if we're lucky, every guy that she's ever slept with.

Mostly everyone in Britain thinks it's the immigrants fucking everything up, abusing welfare services etc. when in fact people like these are just as much, if not more to blame. The only answer is chav genocide.