lol
my best mizango impression
Adrian Beltre won't even wear a cup. God knows what he'll say when he sees that.
after losing a testicle, I think he'll re-think that whole not wearing a cup thing.
I think he's since began to wear one, but he did recently say:
"I might be lying if I said that. I've tried before. It's uncomfortable. I hated it. If it's going to happen every 11 years of my career, I'll take my chances"
Can Josh Beckett just turn around and start lobbing balls over the wall to cut out the middle man?
The Yanks would need to go 30-0 to tie the '98 team in wins.
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.
Edit: Bruney fucking sucks, stop using him asshole.
JA Happ with two hard luck losses in a row. Both games the offense let him down on. Bummer.
4 Runs in six innings, not his best start. I'm just happy we got 8 shut out innings from Penny. Maybe it was the redsox themselves making there pitchers suck.
Not an amazing start, but he kept them in the game long enough to give him a chance. Penny looked good, the Phillies looked awful with men on base, but that's business as usual lately. Ryan Howard has been winning games all by himself.
3 errors yesterday and now a game-tying wild pitch for the Rays. Way to make Boston work for it, scrubs.
I hope the Yanks steal Carl Crawford from them next year and they go right back into the East basement.
way to go rangers! showed TOR that the first game was a fluke
The Ray's/ Sawx game was pretty exciting, the homer longoria hit was a no doubt bomb, pretty exciting.
Arrrrrgh, fucking walk-off HR in the bottom of the 9th by the fish, after the Braves finally clawed their way back. This one hurts.
I would like to thank the Red Sox and Angels for finally both losing a fucking game when the Rangers win one. About damned time!
I was at the game today, and the second everyone saw Bruney walk out, people started yelling things like "Come on Joe, we want to win tonight, not give it back to them." That and seeing a 6 year old kid yell at Melky Cabrera saying "you suck at life Melky" were the amusing points of my evening. Just glad the Yankees came to Baltimore on a day where I didn't have to work so I could attend a game this year :/.
Jayson Werth is going to be arrested for rape.
On a 435 foot 2nd deck home run off Lincecum that is.