NFL Offseason transactions. Week l337

[Tomk]

Troy and Willis for Vince? What you smoking?

There's always enough purple cool aid to go around. I'll keep a glass chilled.

[Mizango]

lol good to hear, Ill be collecting my chilled glass shortly then.

Nah its just my reality. I bitch about Mr. Clutch Delhomme ever week forever and he gets a new 5 year deal with 25 Mil guaranteed? That's Tom Brady money for throwing what 5 interceptions and 2 lost fumbles versus the Cardinals? lol.

Then I am FUCKING STOKED that Kyle Orton goes to Denver with Marshall and McDaniels and thinking they are going to go after a beast like Crabtree or some game breaker in the draft and I am on my couch as I have to listen to Commissioner Goddell say "With the 12 pick in the 2009 NFL draft....... Knowsh..." I immediately collapsed and asked why have I been forsaken. The thought of that snaggled toothed motherfucker lining up behind HoFer Kyle Orton pisses me off to a great extent.

Vince for Willis and Troy is pretty much par for the course for me so far this offseason. Then again when I let up on my Cowboy hatred since they let TO go, their fucking tent collapses with TO NOT INSIDE it. I've seen worse and to be honest nothing at this point would surprise me lol.

[Dimmauk]

I wish Singletary would get Harrell to work out for the 49ers. Imagine Harrell to Crabtree again.

[Tomk]

Yeah but there's a saying in Baltimore, "In Ozzy we trust". Every year we talk all summer about what the Ravens should do and go wtf when they don't do it. Then when the regular season comes the entire city goes "OHH! that's why. orz ->Ozzy"

[Mizango]

I wish Singletary would get Harrell to work out for the 49ers. Imagine Harrell to Crabtree again.

My thoughts exactly. I mean they have who in camp? Alex Smith, rookie from Ball State Nate Davis, Shaun Hill and Damon Huards sorry ass? Who in that is significantly better than Harrell? We saw what Huard can do after he took over after Croyle was hurt in KC, he was god awful. Smith is a major bust from being a number 1 pick and Shaun Hill sucks he just has the experience edge but not by much over someone like Harrell.

Carolina needs to make a move to sign this kid. I thought we were going to sign Losman or sexy Rex wth? You guys can laugh all you want, look at our current selection

Yeah but there's a saying in Baltimore, "In Ozzy we trust". Every year we talk all summer about what the Ravens should do and go wtf when they don't do it. Then when the regular season comes the entire city goes "OHH! that's why. orz ->Ozzy"

Yeah Ozzy always makes you look back and go "Oh...".

[Diamicles]

Carolina needs to make a move to sign this kid. I thought we were going to sign Losman or sexy Rex wth? You guys can laugh all you want, look at our current selection

Grossman is pretty much Delhomme's long lost brother. Ball security, WHAT?

[Mizango]

I'd take that gamble any day of the week lol. Plus, Jake doesn't rhyme with Sexy.

Advantage: Grossman

[Gadritan]

Yeah. Grossman isn't really much of an upgrade. And that's really saying something in this case.

[Mizango]

Yeah but he looks like a stud while doing so. All Jake does is this after every big game....

http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f3...53184/jake.jpg

We all know that look all too well.

[Gadritan]

LOL!

So true.

[Mizango]

lol

[Gadritan]

Who are you the most worried about in our division this year Miz?

I'm pretty nervous about the Saints honestly. Then again, they were the favorites last year too...

[Mizango]

The Falcons with Tony Gonzalez and Tampa Bay with Kellen Winslow to be completely honest. That will force Beason in coverage a lot and leave Dan Connor and Thomas Davis there to make plays in the backfield. That will radically hurt our Defense and render Peppers and our D-Line useless.

Remember the headache Alge Crumpler used to give us when he had 2 good knees and Vick in the backfield? It's going to reminiscent of that imo.

[Gadritan]

ugh. Good point ._.

[volcanicweather]

Miz, you guys don't have a OLB who can cover a TE?

[Gadritan]

No. lol.

[Mizango]

Miz, you guys don't have a OLB who can cover a TE?

Nope. We got Landon Johnson who started for the Bengals for 3 seasons but couldnt get off special teams in Carolina. Thomas Davis is good at stopping the run but sucks in coverage which is odd because he was a safety at Georgia. Dan Conner is basically a 2nd year rookie from Penn State, he's a beast but he tore a ligament and missed all of last season so we had to settle with using Nail Diggs and he just sucks in all facets of the game. Oh and we used James Anderson as well. >.>

We have to use out best player on defense Jon Beason in coverage (i.e. see the Packers game when he had game winning pick of Rodgers to win it for us) leaving us exposed. With Gonzalez, Winslow and fucking Shockey/Billy Miller in our division we are now officially fucked.

I will be surprised if we go 7-9 to be honest. Gad, Kyo, Koyuki and everyone else here in North Carolina knows all too well the raping Alge Crumpler would put on us every other week when he was healthy. This wont be pretty.

Look for Brees, Ryan and Leftwich to have big seasons in the NFC south. No worries though, we have Mr. Clutch and Josh McCown waiting in the goddamn wings. How can this possibly fail?

[Diamicles]

Needs more Bears love on this board....Division favorites, but no one is talking about them anymore, even after they landed Cutler in March? Not to mention they probably had the best draft ever for a team that didn't have a pick on day1.

Where's all the Chicago fans?!

[Mizango]

Fuck the Bears, they traded the bearded, boozing legend of my dreams. No más amor!

[Devolver]

Gad, Kyo, Koyuki and everyone else here in North Carolina knows all too well the raping Alge Crumpler would put on us every other week when he was healthy. This wont be pretty.

I thought I felt something...