NFL Offseason transactions. Week l337

[Mizango]

Man gets $27,000 phone bill after watching Bears game on web - Shutdown Cor... - NFL - Yahoo! Sports

Anyone read that story? lol I love me some Kyle Orton but FUCK!

[Dimmauk]

Man gets $27,000 phone bill after watching Bears game on web - Shutdown Cor... - NFL - Yahoo! Sports

Anyone read that story? lol I love me some Kyle Orton but FUCK!

Love this!

http://a323.yahoofs.com/ymg/ept_spor...uA52ADK9P0VZv8

[Stiker]

According to the radio, Cowboys just released Brad Johnson. Shocking I know.

[Mizango]

Man fuck that, that story needs moar T.O. firings. C'mon Jerry, you're a fucking boss! You can take that cap hit with the best of them!

[Stiker]

Man fuck that, that story needs moar T.O. firings. C'mon Jerry, you're a fucking boss! You can take that cap hit with the best of them!

Sorry, we gotta make room for Vick first.

[tyven]

i have a horrible feeling that im gonna wake up in the morning and Haynesworth and Deangelo Hall will both be Bills or Bucs.

Yes i agree that D hall is the absolute most overrated player in the league, but i feel like getting cut by oakland really destroyed his ego cuz he started ballin once he became a skin. and by ballin i mean opposing QBs were throwing directly to him for some reason.

[Kyo]

He was the best player on the opposing teams offense the last few games, i woulda thrown to him too.

[Headspace]

20 more minutes until I get my dreams crushed.

[Headspace]

DeAngelo staying in Washington. Going to be a lot of nut hanging done by Tyven this season.

[Tyche]

Albert Haynesworth agrees to 7-year deal with Redskins - ESPN

Albert Haynesworth hit the free agent jackpot Friday morning by reaching a seven-year, $100 million deal with the Washington Redskins that could end up maxing out at at $115 million based on his performance, according to sources.
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Haynesworth
The deal, which was reached early Friday morning, includes $41 million in guarantees. During the first 13 months of the contract, Haynesworth will earn approximately $32 million.
His phone almost exploded with opportunities Friday morning when free agency started. More teams contacted him than expected. During the first hour, Haynesworth had at least six teams willing to give him more than $30 million in guarantees.
He and his agent, Chad Speck,, spent several hours reviewing the opportunities before making a decision. The final choices came down to the Tampa Bay Buccaneeers, the team that had the most cap room in free agency, and the Redskins, the team that was the most aggressive.
A press conference will be scheduled upon his arrival in Washington.
The Titans never came close to signing him. A franchise player whose trip to the Pro Bowl prohibited the Titans from getting the franchise tag in 2009, Haynesworth had hoped the Titans would offer him a deal that would have kept him out of the free agent market. That offer never materialized even though the team kept talking to him until the start of free agency.
Fittingly, Haynesworth ended up being the first player to leave a team in free agency in 2009. His deal is one of the tops in the history of the league.

[Mizango]

Tyven was right lol.

[recuperi]

damn Florio and his leads being right wonder if this means LT really won't take that reduced pay then, like I saw I think Monday on there. How do the Skins still have room for everybody with them being so close to the cap?

edit: also NE is close to signing Fred Taylor like they were expected to do already

[Mizango]

Dan just doesn't give a shit, he will be 50 mil over the cap because he can.

Funny how rumors are popping up that Vick could land in Dallas ahahaha, we were joking about this 5 months ago I told you, Jerry, Dan and Al are the trifecta of fail.

[tyven]

Dan just doesn't give a shit, he will be 50 mil over the cap because he can.

Funny how rumors are popping up that Vick could land in Dallas ahahaha, we were joking about this 5 months ago I told you, Jerry, Dan and Al are the trifecta of fail.

at least danny boy gives his fans some hope. his ways may fail 100% every year, but he sells out every game, can raise ticket prices every year, and his fans think they are bringing home the lombardi every week.

meanwhile your best player wants to leave, you hate your coach and qb, and you are hoping for a 1-15 year.

-Devin Thomas

[tyven]

also the skins are in salary cap hell EVERY YEAR. this year players like marcus washington, shawn springs, and maybe even CP are on the way out and im sure there is more contract restructuring on the way.

[Talus]

There's no way CP is on the way out. If anyone, it will probably be Jon Jansen or Cornelius Griffin.

Edit: Oh yeah, Springs has been cut.

[Stiker]

Dan just doesn't give a shit, he will be 50 mil over the cap because he can.

Funny how rumors are popping up that Vick could land in Dallas ahahaha, we were joking about this 5 months ago I told you, Jerry, Dan and Al are the trifecta of fail.

Miz I'm telling you, in 2 or 3 years I'm going to be talking about the awesome Vick/Plax connection we have in Dallas.

Edit: Holy shit, radio just broke Quincy Carter got arrested for a DWI lol. I need to find a link for this.

[Mizango]

Miz I'm telling you, in 2 or 3 years I'm going to be talking about the awesome Vick/Plax connection we have in Dallas.

Edit: Holy shit, radio just broke Quincy Carter got arrested for a DWI lol. I need to find a link for this.

Damn Quincy loooool. I love me some QC.


Vick to Plax connection, would be..........interesting.

[Mizango]

at least danny boy gives his fans some hope. his ways may fail 100% every year, but he sells out every game, can raise ticket prices every year, and his fans think they are bringing home the lombardi every week.

meanwhile your best player wants to leave, you hate your coach and qb, and you are hoping for a 1-15 year.

-Devin Thomas

True, Danny does do that.

[Stiker]

Damn Quincy loooool. I love me some QC.


Vick to Plax connection, would be..........interesting.

Sportscenter in two years:

Stuart Scott: And now we have Ed Werder reporting from Valley Ranch.

Mustache: Thanks Stuart. Unnamed sources from the Cowboys have confirmed rumors that Plaxico Burress did indeed attend an illegal dog fight hosted by Michael Vick outside of Dallas last week. The source went on to say that another spectator gave Burress a congratulatory pat on the ass which accidently discharged a gun that Burress was carrying in his waistband.

This report seems to shed light on the undisclosed injury that Burress suffered last week that landed him in a Dallas hospital.

When asked for comment Jerry Jones blamed the media for making up sources that don't exist and insisted that Burress' injury was a private, personal matter and would be handled properly in-house.

Wade Phillips responded to questions by eating a doughnut.

This is Ed Warner from Valley Ranch, ESPN.