NFL Offseason transactions. Week l337

[Mizango]

Ed Werder should be im Orchard Park atm.

[Tomk]

Ravens inked Kelley Washington. Yay?

[Stiker]

Let's switch from Favre to T.O.:

Owens the center of attention in Buffalo - NFL - Yahoo! Sports

Funny excerpt from that:

Owens arrived in Buffalo on Sunday night and was greeted at the airport by cheerleaders and fans gathered by VH-1, which filmed the reception. Aside from attending practice, Owens will film segments for his series in Buffalo over the rest of the week.

Also the key to the city he has has some strings attached:

Owens gets 'key' with strings attached : Latest Local News : The Buffalo News

City leaders will change the imaginary locks and render the key useless if the Buffalo Bills' new wide receiver doesn't at least equal the 10 touchdowns he scored last season for Dallas. The same thing will happen if the Bills fail to make the playoffs.

Just lol

[Gadritan]

cheerleaders and fans gathered by VH-1

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I thought something was fishy.

[tyven]

Its Buffalo, i could have honestly believed the fan fare sans VH1. i mean what else does that city have to be excited about?

[archibaldcrane]

Ed Werder Updates Favre Situation

I don't think I've ever seen a single news issue, with the possible exception of the Duke Lacrosse team gangrape, where there is consistently more wrong information than correct information. And even when a story gets something right to correct prior bad info, it heaps on it's own helping of wild speculation.

It's...just amazingly shoddy journalism, honestly.

[Headspace]

Don't you DARE talk smack about the stache.

I'd give him 50 pulitzers for every article written.

[Dimmauk]

Don't you DARE talk smack about the stache.

I'd give him 50 pulitzers for every article written.

WHO DARES DEFY THE STACHE? The Mort and the Stache will fuck you up.
http://thesportshernia.typepad.com/....77b0970b-350wi

[archibaldcrane]

Hey now, don't get me wrong, I'm a 'stache supporter...
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2...pedostache.jpg

[Diamicles]

WHO DARES DEFY THE STACHE? The Mort and the Stache will fuck you up.
http://thesportshernia.typepad.com/....77b0970b-350wi

hahahahahahhaahahahahhahaha


if I wasn't lazy I'd cut and paste John Clayton and Jaws on the Legion of Doom and challenge you to a tag match

[Penthesilea]

It's been awhile since it's been up on the first page.

The700Level.com - Philly Sports & Minutiae: Dallas Cowboys to Have World's Largest HD Screen to Watch Tony Romo Fail On

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=<obje...mbed></object>

[Stiker]

Punts are totally going to hit that screen and I'm going to laugh.

In actual Cowboys offseason transaction news, we've basically told Greg Ellis to fuck off. Jerry said that he gave him (as in Ellis) permission to examine trade options, which doesn't make much sense, as we are likely going to release him if we can't get a trade off...and I'm not sure what team in their right mind would trade for someone that they can just sign on their own later.

Seems like Anthony Spencer will be the favorite to start in his place.

[Mizango]

It's about time, Anthony Spencer is a Purdue alum, so you know I got mad love. They dont have TO this season so no more Cowboy hatred.

Speaking of which, what do you all make of TO tweeting that Garrett and Romo are the reasons hes done in Dallas? You think this is the end of the TO vs Dallas scenario or is it merely beginning?

[Stiker]

If Romo, Garrett, et al are smart, they won't say a damn word and just let it die. There is no sense at all in trying to keep a war of words going. It's over, he's gone, worry about putting Roy Williams, Jason Witten, MB3, and Felix Jones in the endzone. Best way to shut him up is to run up the score without him.

[Mizango]

Exactly. But TO likes to poke and prod continuously, but hes under a 1 year contract so he'll be good for he most part I believe. Then again the city of Buffalo is treating him like a god..... keys to the city, kissing babies, fucking milfs etc....

[Deejay]

God damn, that screen is pure sex.

Punts are totally going to hit that screen and I'm going to laugh.

lol'd

[Headspace]

That screen is going to collapse in a thunderstorm and paralyze everyone except Romo.

Who will then grow wings and ascend towards the sky.

[Stiker]

That screen is going to collapse in a thunderstorm and paralyze everyone except Romo.

Who will then grow wings and ascend towards the sky.

inb4 Miz says he hopes they'll be playing Buffalo at the time?

[Diamicles]

nah they need to be playing carolina, so Miz can be rid of Clutchomme for good

[Gadritan]

nah they need to be playing carolina, so Miz can be rid of Clutchomme for good

I like the way you think.