NFL Offseason transactions. Week l337

[Mizango]

inb4 Miz says he hopes they'll be playing Buffalo at the time?

HAHA I was actually thinking that as I was reading it.

nah they need to be playing carolina, so Miz can be rid of Clutchomme for good

Hi5! Man you guys do indeed know me all too well

Let play Madden on XBL so I can be clutch all day to your defensive tackles!

[Stiker]

NO, WAIT! I GOT IT!

Seriously, I think I just figured out Miz's wet dream. Buffalo vs Carolina in next year's Super Bowl (which is in Dallas), screen falls and goodbye to T.O. and Delhomme.

As an added bonus, the fireworks from the resulting screen fall will cause Orton to come rushing out of the stands, whip out a bottle of Jack Daniel's, and starting dancing on top of the wreckage with several women.

EDIT: And the Mustache of course will cover every minute of it.

[archibaldcrane]

This elaborate scenario doesn't include the demise of Knowshon Moreno, and therefore it is woefully incomplete.

Can Orton open the bottle of Jack by smashing it across Knowshon's skull?

[Mizango]

HAHA holy shit, this is getting scary.... you guys have me down to the last...something. Spot on with the Moreno thing, perhaps Orton could open it on his jagged teeth? No you're right, a head shot would cause hemorrhaging and possibly end his career.

Spot on the money again, holy cow.

[Stiker]

This elaborate scenario doesn't include the demise of Knowshon Moreno, and therefore it is woefully incomplete.

Can Orton open the bottle of Jack by smashing it across Knowshon's skull?

I like where your head is at, but why stop there? After Orton finishes his whiskey, a greedy Vince Young tries to hop in and steal Orton's ladies; however, the Neckbeard will have none of this and stabs Vince with his broken bottle.

HAHA holy shit, this is getting scary.... you guys have me down to the last...something.

We do what we can Miz, we do what we can.

[Mizango]

lol <3

[archibaldcrane]

And considering two of Tennessee's QBs are now dead, they quickly trade for Dan Orlovsky who takes them to the superbowl the following year?

[Mizango]

HOLY SHIT! You are writing my fucking memoirs during my end days.

[Headspace]

You forgot to type it as "Orlavsky"

[Gadritan]

So yesterday was my b-day...

It's sad when you get more excited about a Jon Beason jersey than you do a CBR600rr.

I screamed like a lil' girl when I got the jersey. The bike was like "neat." >.>

[Mizango]

Wow nice, I should have sent you a novelty "clutch" jersey.

Happy belated birthday man :D

[Gadritan]

Haha, thanks.

You can still send me one. It'd save me some money on toilet paper.

[Mizango]

Haha, thanks.

You can still send me one. It'd save me some money on toilet paper.

HAHAHA

Dude whats funny about that, my daughter had one of those "Got Jake" shirts from when we went to the Super bowl right, we found it this past weekend and I used it to actually dry my car after washing it.

That's pretty much all Jake apparel is good for. Ill pick us up 2.

[Gadritan]

rofl. That's so much fucking win.

[Gadritan]

Going to any of the games this year?

I split some season tickets with a buddy of mine for the home games. We should get a crew of Delhaters together for a few of them.

Edit: Who am I kidding? Every Panthers fan is a Delhater.

[Headspace]

Edit: Who am I kidding? Every Panthers fan is a Delhater.

So the five of you?

[Mizango]

I'm down and hell yeah I'm going.

[Mizango]

So the five of you?

lol

[Headspace]

I hear the HVK wear clutch jerseys on sunday when they dippin' and smoking woos.

[Mizango]

I hear the HVK wear clutch jerseys on sunday when they dippin' and smoking woos.

HAHAHAHAHA