NFL Offseason transactions. Week l337

[Stiker]

Two things, first in the lolVinceYoung column:

Vince Young, Tennessee Titans quarterback, did not ask for trade, says agent - ESPN

Even his agent is telling VY to stfu, love it.

And, in the column of slowly making Miz a Cowboys fan:

Greg Ellis released by Dallas Cowboys - ESPN

So Ellis is gone, and Spencer has been named his starting replacement. All we need to do now is somehow put Orton on our team and the transformation will be complete lol.

[Headspace]

Every Bengals fan is talking about Ellis. More Zimmer products coming to the Bengals.

I'd be cool with it, but he's not a starter.

[Stiker]

He is still a decent player for sure. He'll get a handful of sacks and cause some havoc in the backfield. Depending on the price, he'd be well worth the pickup, even as a starter on some teams.

His main problem in Dallas was he couldn't handle Spencer got drafted because it was a move to replace him -- I mean, holy shit, stop the presses, teams draft to eventually replace aging players. Also, he had the whole "we could've drafted Moss, but we took Ellis" over his head. So this all tended to lead to a lot of contract bitching and Ellis being overly paranoid about his role on the team. Wasn't worth the trouble for us.

[Mizango]

Two things, first in the lolVinceYoung column:

Vince Young, Tennessee Titans quarterback, did not ask for trade, says agent - ESPN

Even his agent is telling VY to stfu, love it.

As do I lol.

And in the column of slowly making Miz a Cowboys fan:

Greg Ellis released by Dallas Cowboys - ESPN

So Ellis is gone, and Spencer has been named his starting replacement. All we need to do now is somehow put Orton on our team and the transformation will be complete lol.

I head would 'splode if that were to happen. Atleast he wouldn't have to throw to "the player" right? Nah, fuck that idea.

Let's go Spencer, show em how Purdue does it!

[Headspace]

Reebok looking at Chris Henry for marketing deal.


wat

[Deejay]

Prolly some newfangled bulletproof underarmor

[Headspace]

Probably want to give him faster shoes so he won't get caught next time.

[Mizango]

Prolly some newfangled bulletproof underarmor

lol

[Stiker]

Probably want to give him faster shoes so he won't get caught next time.

Nah, they are just going to give him so much shit to wear that next time he does get caught it is like a constant ad on the news and Sportscenter. Billboard in cuffs ftw.

[Headspace]

I make jokes,but he's doing big things this year.

In other news, Brian Westbrook takes new photo for team:

http://www.thephatphree.com/_photos/jackson.jpg

[Stiker]

I make jokes,but he's doing big things this year.

10-20?

[Mizango]

10-20?

lol

[Headspace]

Miz knows you don't get prison sentences for getting 16 year old white girls drunk at a hotel.

Shits a slap on the wrist and a pat on the back.

[Plow]

Miz knows you don't get prison sentences for getting 16 year old white girls drunk at a hotel.

Shits a slap on the wrist and a pat on the back.

By the time the 4chan generation is old, the South Park episode would be how people were freaking out about the 40 year old lady abusing the poor little boy, while a dirty old man that had sex with an underage girl elicits a "nice."

[Mizango]

Miz knows you don't get prison sentences for getting 16 year old white girls drunk at a hotel.

Shits a slap on the wrist and a pat on the back.

True.

[LiquidFriend]

Probably want to give him faster shoes so he won't get caught next time.

They probably want to be the official sponsors on his own jersey that he wears up in da club when he's mackin on underage girls.

[Mizango]

They probably want to be the official sponsors on his own jersey that he wears up in da club when he's mackin on underage girls.

They should sign my man Anthony Mix if that's the route they're interested in going.

[Gadritan]

Man. Fantasy league on nfl.com already had our draft...

There's going to be like 800 trades and shit before we even start. I already made 3 trades today, lol.

Got no.1 overall pick in the draft and scooped up Brees though. A winnar is me. :D

[Headspace]

Drafting Fantasy teams before Training Camp.

wat

[Gadritan]

Yeah, I know. It's up to whoever formed the league, and I'll be playing in 4-5 fantasy leagues again this year, so I'm not too worried about having 1 retarded one.

Plus I've definitely got the strongest line up. In theory it should be cake winning this one. I don't think anyone else in there takes football seriously enough to know what's what.

i.e. I had a guy offer me Thomas Jones for Maurice Morris. durrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr