NFL Offseason transactions. Week l337

[Mizango]

Dude...that sounds totally legit hahaha. Seriously, are you Ed Werder?


Edit: Its official.

Veteran free agent Fred Taylor agrees with New England Patriots - ESPN

[Dimmauk]

Sportscenter in two years:

Stuart Scott: And now we have Ed Werder reporting from Valley Ranch.

Mustache: Thanks Stuart. Unnamed sources from the Cowboys have confirmed rumors that Plaxico Burress did indeed attend an illegal dog fight hosted by Michael Vick outside of Dallas last week. The source went on to say that another spectator gave Burress a congratulatory pat on the ass which accidently discharged a gun that Burress was carrying in his waistband.

This report seems to shed light on the undisclosed injury that Burress suffered last week that landed him in a Dallas hospital.

When asked for comment Jerry Jones blamed the media for making up sources that don't exist and insisted that Burress' injury was a private, personal matter and would be handled properly in-house.

Wade Phillips responded to questions by eating a doughnut.

This is Ed Warner from Valley Ranch, ESPN.

Edit: Holy shit, radio just broke Quincy Carter got arrested for a DWI lol. I need to find a link for this.

LOL.

Also Mushmouth just got a ticket back to the Cowboys with that DWI.

[Mizango]

I used to like the Boys when they had Quincy. Expecially when they had the MAN Woodrow Dantzler.

SI.com - NFL - Woodrow Dantzler Player Page

[Deejay]

Reese said he plans to keep Burress if he doesn't go to jail. And I don't know if you guys noticed, but Eli was shit without Plax and it's kind of obvious that the Giants still need him.

We're not like other teams who would cut their best player just to spite their face.... or.. w/e you know the deal.

Edit: UNLESS We could get something stupid from Miami/Dallas like a 1-2nd rounder. He'd probably take that.

[Stiker]

Reese said he plans to keep Burress if he doesn't go to jail. And I don't know if you guys noticed, but Eli was shit without Plax and it's kind of obvious that the Giants still need him.

We're not like other teams who would cut their best player just to spite their face.... or.. w/e you know the deal.

Edit: UNLESS We could get something stupid from Miami/Dallas like a 1-2nd rounder. He'd probably take that.

Dallas -- stupid trades? NEVER!

[Headspace]

Bengals wasted their time trying to get TJ back instead of really really really heading towards Jason Brown.

Ugh.

[recuperi]

Of all the people to aim for in free agency, why do the Chargers pick Florence? D: They've got a 3-man Oline atm and they want corners for their dime package instead

[Mizango]

Dallas gave up a 1 and basically next years draft for Roy Williams, anything is possible Deejay lol. Jerry is old, he wants to win NOW. He's thankful every morning he wakes up so he has a sense of urgency like no other.

Well maybe except for Al.

[tyven]

k2 traded to the bucs? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[recuperi]

was about to post that lol. I wonder what draft picks they gave up for him

[Mizango]

OH SHIT. Fuck the NFC south!
Tampa got Kellen Winslow, Goddamnit Jake! Here we go again already. Watch Fox not do shit but sign a goddamn back up fullback or something.

[Headspace]

Enjoy your staph.

[Mizango]

Awesome, we re-signed Landon Johnson with a restructured contract. There ya go Panthers, way to make a splash.

We got my 3 time special teamer of the week back! Watch out u gaiz!

Fuck John Fox man, seriously.

[Deejay]

Shouldn't they find a QB before they start pimping their receiving core? Or is Jeff Garcia just going to pull a Testaverde and play until he's 69?

[recuperi]

http://blogs.nfl.com/2009/02/27/jets...sign-lb-scott/

He even mentioned retirement as a possibility ahead of returning to Baltimore and insisted it was not a negotiating ploy

edited because I forgot to preview

[Mizango]

Shouldn't they find a QB before they start pimping their receiving core? Or is Jeff Garcia just going to pull a Testaverde and play until he's 69?

That's what I'm thinking lol. I told you! I'm calling it, Dan Orlavsky has it. If he goes to Tampa on the band wagon, we should totally sign him.

[Dimmauk]

Sage is a Viking now i hear.

[Headspace]

Now Houston has to get a good back up and they'll make the playoffs.

[Mizango]

Now Houston has to get a good back up and they'll make the playoffs.

ROFL You're fucking amazing.

[Mizango]

Man it seems like the Ravens are falling apart at the seems, Bart Scott is expected to sign with the Jets by later this afternoon. The Jets are also meeting with former Ravens CB Corey Ivey today and are expected to offer him a contract as well.

Ray Lewis told a friend that it is to the point where he would rather retire than to return to Baltimore. He feels he is being disrespected after all hes given being asked to take less thank other players and they are taking their sweet time contacting him and his agent.