NFL Offseason transactions. Week l337

[Stiker]

Yeah Jerry has a serious homer boner.

If he's got a major boner for Texas teams then why not Graham? Hell, even Daniel is a homegrown Texas boy. GAH...hate thinking about the draft...don't even get me started on our wasted pick on a fucking KICKER (to which I shit you not had a coworker try to justify it based on the amount of touchbacks he can kick, summed up by "and when's the last time we've had a consistent touchback kicker?").

[Gadritan]

don't even get me started on our wasted pick on a fucking KICKER (to which I shit you not had a coworker try to justify it based on the amount of touchbacks he can kick, summed up by "and when's the last time we've had a consistent touchback kicker?").

Tell me you gave him the bitch slap he deserves. Yeah, it's nice for us having Lloyd (30 TBs last year) but it's not gamebreaking. If you burn up a pick on a kicker, one of two things should apply. 1)He's the greatest fucking kicker in history. 2)Your team is so stacked that you can't improve anywhere else...which will never ever ever ever ever ever apply to a team, lol.

[Headspace]

Bengals drafted the best collegiate punter in this years draft.

[Gadritan]

After "Bengals," I just quit reading.

[Rem]

After "Bengals," I just quit reading.

LOL

[Headspace]

After "Bengals," I just quit reading.

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[Gadritan]

Fuck. He got me -.-

Edit: Ya know, it's really sad that bashing an entire team can be trumped by a single player.

[Mizango]

lol yeah with Jake as our QB we have no leverage to talk shit. Im just gonna sit this year out and hope for the best.

[Deejay]

bonus points for the awesome facepalm, lol

[Mizango]

lol

[Stiker]

Tell me you gave him the bitch slap he deserves. Yeah, it's nice for us having Lloyd (30 TBs last year) but it's not gamebreaking. If you burn up a pick on a kicker, one of two things should apply. 1)He's the greatest fucking kicker in history. 2)Your team is so stacked that you can't improve anywhere else...which will never ever ever ever ever ever apply to a team, lol.

Yeah I know, I just looked at him and said very plainly: "You. Don't. EVER DRAFT A DAMN KICKER!"

Anyways, for more lulz:

Ryan Leaf a wanted man in Texas after failing to turn himself in to face drug charges - ESPN

Anyone remember when the topic of conversation was "man, who should be #1 pick, Leaf or Manning?" How far you have fallen...even the Cowboys didn't want you, that's saying something, we sign anyone that is washed up...

[Mizango]

Yes I remember that shit, I mean there was an actually a discussion about how Leaf has a rocket arm and may turn out to be better in the long run over this Manning kid out of Tennessee.

I mean it came down to draft day over which one would go first.

"KNOCK IT OFF!!!!!"

[Akiyama]

Been talking about Vince Young all day. His interview is fucking hysterical.

"I don't know any QB who donts wantsa play."

[Mizango]

Vince is epic fail sauce.

[Headspace]

Fucking A. Chad Johnson twitters more than anyone I know, but shits hilarious.

[Dimmauk]

Video - Video Central - FOX Sports on MSN

Matt Leinart looks to toughen up with MMA and Jay Glazer

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It was just a few short years ago when Matt Leinart was on the verge of a second national championship with USC. In his downtime from football he was busy at his ball room dancing class and extra curricular activities with a female basketball player at USC. Not a bad life for a 22 year old.

Fast forward a few years and Leinart is on the verge of being declared a NFL bust. Leinart has already been branded as a partier, who is more interested in his celebrity than football, so it is only natural that an image makeover is need. Enter Jay Glazer.

The superb NFL journalist and devout MMA fan has taken it upon himself to remold Leinart into a weapon. The furnace that Glazer is using to shape Leinart's athletic ability? Why its mixed martial arts of course.

Glazer and Leinart talked about the training on the Dan Patrick show.

Glazer is training Leinart in mixed martial arts.

Apparently, Glazer did the same for the Vikings' Jared Allen in the past as well.

Glazer said he's trying to get Leinart to push through barriers. He tries to make the QB throw up and quit every day. "We push him so hard to get him to break down," Glazer said. Glazer didn't think Leinart would come back for a second day, because usually no one does. But Leinart did.

Leinart said that he's really getting a lot of out of pushing himself. "It's gotten me mentally tougher," Leinart said. The quarterback said you develop an attitude that you can do anything.

It appears that Matt Leinart is finally realizing that his legacy will not be dependent on dating Paris Hilton but on his accomplishments on the gridiron.

[Mizango]

LOL @ Jay Glazer toughening someone up.

Leinart clearly needs to take a page from the Kyle Orton handbook on partying, pulling bitches and functioning as an NFL QB. Then again, not every mortal can live up to Ortons god like standards.

[Dimmauk]

LOL @ Jay Glazer toughening someone up.

Leinart clearly needs to take a page from the Kyle Orton handbook on partying, pulling bitches and functioning as an NFL QB. Then again, not every mortal can live up to Ortons god like standards.

He needs a neck beard. It's where I get my power from. I made the mistake of shaving it a once......once.
http://videodetective.com/photos/103/004329_24.jpg

[Mizango]

OH GOD I CAN SEE IT NOW.....


Leinart: "Yo Fitz, what you do this offseason?"

Fitzgerald: "I worked out with Jerry Rice and Tim Brown on my route running and conditioning. We ran the hill behind Jerry's house all summer long, I was actually the first person since Ricky Waters to finish the run, how about you?"

Leinart: "Oh me? I worked out with Jay Glazer. You know, the bald, husky reporter from Fox sports? Yeah, I've been doing push ups and breaking niggas faces all summer long. He told me it would make me a better at QB."

Fitzgerald: "..........."

[Mizango]

He needs a neck beard. It's where I get my power from. I made the mistake of shaving it a once......once.
http://videodetective.com/photos/103/004329_24.jpg

lol well done sir.