NFL Offseason transactions. Week l337

[Serif]

I've worked close to 40 hours in the past 3 days, I have no fucking idea.

Your newly acquired Mod powers are slowly sapping away all of your energy!

[Tyche]

No, my god damned CEO promising Hunter Douglas (The window blind company), 30,000 parts in four days is sapping all my energy. It did make for quite the interesting sight seeing myself, the CEO, and the production manager sitting out in production heat sealing poly-bags for 12 hours a day. We even had our accountant and executive secretary out assembling parts. Today was redemption though, as we bought about 2,000 patriot pops and fudgesicles for all of our clients for their hard work the past few days (sounds odd, but about 90% of our workers have a handicap, mental or physical, so they rather enjoyed it).

[Mertron]

Just saw the Dawkins news, sux :/

So anyway, can any Bengal fans tell me if I should be excited about the Eagles singing Stacy Andrews (OT), I know nothing of him. Aside from the fact hes Shawn Andrews older brother, is apparently massive, and the Eagles probably just singed him so Shawn will stop being emo.

Also, if we arent paying Dawkins, it means we're going after Coles or Housh....right? RIGHT?!?!?!

Edit: Just saw this, Eagles traded Lito to the Jets...which means no trade to Arizona for Boldin now I guess since that was the rumor last year.

The Eagles on Saturday are expected to complete a trade which will send Sheppard to the New York Jets for a package of draft picks. Sources from both clubs on Friday night confirmed the trade.

Although details of the deal were not available, the Eagles are believed to be receiving a middle-round choice in the 2010 draft and conditional 2011 draft choice. The level of the 2011 choice will be determined by a number of factors including Sheppard's 2009 playing time.

Couldnt fleece them for a second rounder this year? :/ (edit: just read its a fifth rounder this year, WTF.)

[Headspace]

Apparently Eagles are no longer interested in Housh after he tried to bait n switch them.

Stacy is good when healthy, or when it's a contract year. He tore his ACL this year, so don't expect good things this year.

Plus, he was playing for the Bengals.

and lol @ "any bengals fans" It's just me bro.

[Mertron]

and lol @ "any bengals fans" It's just me bro.

never know, there could be other bengals fans hiding somewhere softly crying.

[Headspace]

Well they better not fucking show up when we start winning. Or I'll go Mizango on their asses.

[Mertron]

Well, do Ties count as Wins in Cincinatti? We get that deal in Philly.

[Headspace]

Only championships count as wins in Philly, I know how you guys are.

A tie isn't a loss; that's how I see it.

[Mertron]

Only championships count as wins in Philly, I know how you guys are.

A tie isn't a loss; that's how I see it.

What is this "championship" you speak of? (no, I'm not a phillies fan).

I modify my previous statement to mean "ties count as regular season victories, because there are no ties in football.

[Mizango]

Well they better not fucking show up when we start winning. Or I'll go Mizango on their asses.

looool

[recuperi]

Chiefs complete trade for Cassel

I wonder if this ended up being the franchise deal with 2 first-rounders, or if they actually managed to work out a trade. This would've been an easy way to get LJ out of there without having to actually release him IMO

[Weltall]

I know their 3rd overall pick wasn't involved. They also just signed Fred Taylor. There is no way they traded for LJ with like 5-6 RB on their squad already. Unless, they plan to cut a bunch of them.

[Zilla]

They traded Matt Cassel and linebacker Mike Vrabel to Kansas City for the Chiefs' second-round pick in the 2009 draft. Thats it lol.

[Weltall]

Wow, the Chiefs just raped the Pats.

[Akiyama]

Pioli ftw? Or the Pats getting smart by trading an aging Vrabel, and making sure that Brady knows that he's their guy? Hrm.

Gonna say that Cassel doesn't have nearly the kind of year he did last year with New England.

[Weltall]

If they keep Tony I bet Cassel has a great year.

[recuperi]

The Lions are officially drafting Stafford at #1 btw. Grats on your new backup QB Cowboy fans, surely Kitna won't be as bad as Brad Johnson was last year. Orlovsky's playing the market, and Kitna's been traded, so either the Lions feel really good about Culpepper, or Stafford's a lock. I'm thinking the latter, but you never know with that team

[Penthesilea]

Posting from my phone but man 5yrs and up to 27mil in achievement bonuses is rediculus. I'm kinda disappointed with him going after money and a term longer than 2 years

[Conrad]

Dawkins trade is official. Fucking hell, I'm going to cry.

NFC East plays the AFC West this year too. QQ

EDIT: Buckhalter went to the Broncos too. wut

[tyven]

kitna to dallas. GOD'S WARRIOR IN DA HEEZY