NFL Offseason transactions. Week l337

[Mizango]

FUCK FUCK FUCK! Kemoeatu is gone for the season...

Yep

[Akiyama]

I'm an idiot. Disregard this post.

Losing Kemoeatu is a big blow, though.

[tyven]

pacman jones also out for season. but only because he is unemployable

[Plow]

Hey guys did you hear Harry Douglas is out?

I think it's for the whole season.

[Akiyama]

Hey guys did you hear Harry Douglas is out?

I think it's for the whole season.

Yeah, yeah. Previous page, overlooked it, etc etc. My bad.

[Headspace]

pacman jones also out for season. but only because he is unemployable

Bengals lost their nickelback for a few weeks.

WATCH THE REPORTS

[tyven]

PLEASE CINCI PLEASE FUCK

[Plow]

Oh lawd, Pacman + Ocho training camp pay per view special, I'm so in.

[Headspace]

Can the pac play TE?

[tyven]

pac can play any position on the field. he is a WARRIOR

[Tyr]

Patriots trade for Oakland's Derrick Burgess - NFL - Yahoo! Sports

Pats just got Burgess from the Raiders. True to NE-style, he will go on to have a 22-sack year...

[tyven]

god these motherfuckers are gonna go undefeated throughout the regular season again. oh wait buffalo will beat them twice

[Gadritan]

god these motherfuckers are gonna go undefeated throughout the regular season again. oh wait buffalo will beat them twice

The way I see it, that's one more person that could potentially take out Clutch since they'll see each other in week 13.

[Headspace]

Orton hears a boo | ProFootballTalk.com

Awesome title, awesome article.

Lack of neckbeard, obviously

[Tyche]

I will guarantee a Miami win against NE this year.

[Gadritan]

I will guarantee a Miami win against NE this year.

You've been watching those damn direct TV commercials too much.

[Tyche]

I don't have DirecTV, but when Miami sucked, and sucked horribly they would still take at least 1 of 2 from New England, even in the dynasty years. While this Miami team probably won't win the division and may not make the playoffs, they'll be a hell of a lot better than last years team. Miami has been sneaky during this offseason. Hell, they dumped Jason Taylor's salary for a year, picked up TWO draft picks, then signed him right back for next to nothing.

[Demosthenes11]

I don't have DirecTV, but when Miami sucked, and sucked horribly they would still take at least 1 of 2 from New England, even in the dynasty years. While this Miami team probably won't win the division and may not make the playoffs, they'll be a hell of a lot better than last years team. Miami has been sneaky during this offseason. Hell, they dumped Jason Taylor's salary for a year, picked up TWO draft picks, then signed him right back for next to nothing.

lol
patriots 19-0 this year sorry. The only thing missing was a pass-rusher and now well um erm that defense is beefed the fuck up from last year.

[Plow]

Until VY single-handedly carries the Titans past them in the AFC championship.


Rite?

[Akiyama]

Keep on dreaming, Plow. Keep on dreaming.

If VY did it though, I'd be the first to admit to his greatn-.....Okay. I'm sorry. I'm really sorry, but I can't finish that.