NFL Offseason transactions. Week l337

[Stiker]

Al Davis did it.

[Dimmauk]

For some reason this was exceedingly amusing to me.

Raiders coach allegedly assaulted during team meeting

Fights during training camp are good for the team.

[Gadritan]

Fights during training camp are good for the team.

Unless it's your #1 receiver who gets suspended for two games for breaking someone's nose.

Otherwise I agree.

[Serif]

Fights during training camp are good for the team.

http://nbcsportsmedia3.msnbc.com/j/m...8p.hmedium.jpg

[Melena]

ESPN is reporting that Cable is the one who decked him and the assistant has a fractured jaw. Somewhere Lane Kiffin is grinning like the cheshire cat right now.

[Penthesilea]

Why Your Team Sucks: Carolina Panthers - 2009 NFL preview - Deadspin

[Cephius]

Hey Miz, this just in, via John Gruden of Monday Night Football:

Jake Delomme leads the NFL in grit.

Haha, glad we got that out of the way. I just looked it up, Delomme's UGR (Ultimate Grit Rating) is a whopping 89.2. Eli Manning? Only 45.6!

Oh and for those wondering, Tom Brady's UGR is -15.5. Ouch. I mean, he was injured all last year, but I guess those grit-raters take no prisoners.

[Plow]

It's not that they're bad, it's just that having that level of clutchness inherently knocks everyone else down 100 points on the grit rating scale.

[Gadritan]

Fumble by Clutch...looked a little too familiar...

[Weltall]

Rumor: Something big went down in Denver tonight

[tyven]

wat

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com...o-the-broncos/

[tyven]

if brandon marshall got traded to the eagles my head would explode

[Serif]

BMarshall for Vick!

Haha

Or BMarshall to the Patriots for like a 2nd Round pick!

If it is anything about Favre, I could not give two shits.

[Gadritan]

Is it just me, or is this like...a rumor of a rumor...or something.

Edit: It's like when someone says "I gotta tell you something important later." FUCK YOU! TELL ME NOWZ! I feel like that right now.

[tyven]

rumor of a rumor. i heard they traded bmarsh for colt brennan because colt brennan is very good looking

[Tyr]

rumor of a rumor. i heard they traded bmarsh for colt brennan because colt brennan is very good looking

LOL

[Demosthenes11]

mcdaniels to the broncos was just an elaborate plan put in place by belichick to get brandon marshal for cheap

[Weltall]

Haha, he would be amazing on the Eagles. They throw it so much and have more threats than Denver has ever had. Easily would be NFC superbowl favorites if that happened (they are already mine).

[Tyr]

OH CRAP, the bears didn't call "no tradesies backsies" on the cutler-orton deal D:

ugh, there's a redeye to Chicago we want you back on Orton...

[Deejay]

Nice sack/Forced fumble by clint sintim. he's another pro bowl defensive end in the making.

I also liked that sack by everett brown.