NFL Offseason transactions. Week l337

[Gadritan]

Here is the Bombshell from the Broncos...

Marshall's agent reiterates trade request | ProFootballTalk.com

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[Headspace]

Do people take Matthew Berry's fantasy advice, at all?

He's talking about whether to take Tom Brady or Drew Brees for QB. And he goes against Tom Brady because "well it just worries me because we saw what happened with Palmer and his knee and because i love cock in my mouth."

Don't know how many times I have to correct these faggots. He had, statistically, one of his best years right after ACL surgery, and he didn't even have a full year off, like Brady.

Fuck you Berry.

[Plow]

Man..



What the fucking fuck? lol.

protip: not all fumbles = turnovers

[Gadritan]

Was multi-tasking and forgot to bold that one properly. Should make more sense now.

I wasn't saying it was a turn over. It was the irony of saying he can hold on to the football and then say he had a fumble...all in the same paragraph. I know they didn't mean it literally (which is sad), but that was still a "wtfreally," moment.

protip: Don't ever question a galka.

[Weltall]

Hakeem Nicks is looking like shit and having a bad camp...

Kenny Britt is looking stellar with no practice...

I LOVE IT

[Weltall]

last I checked, brown played for the panthers.

fucking retard

I don't know if your team is the Giants, Cowboys, Panthers, Vikings, Patriots, etc etc. I don't keep up with you. I am a fan of all my team's sacks, like I said.

[Deejay]

Does anyone need to be reminded that you're a retarded homer?

[Zilla]

Great the Farve drama starts again. He gets on a plane to Minnesota and its breaking news.

[Tyche]

Report: Favre is expected to sign with Vikings today | ProFootballTalk.com

WCCO has seen the WISN report, and raised it.

According to Mark Rosen of the Minneapolis/St. Paul CBS affiliate, Favre will sign a contract with the Vikings today.

Somewhere, Jay Glazer just yelled, "Bingo! Bingo! Eat it, ladies!"

[Tyr]

I hate Jamie Dukes as is, but now I hate him even more for his crap-over-nothing...

am I the only Vikings fan that thing Favre coming in would be bad for the team??

[Stiker]

I'm going to channel Miz for a second:

lol

[Zilla]

Espn is saying he has signed haha. This should be fun now. And Skip is already bashing him on 1st and 10.

[Stiker]

Espn is saying he has signed haha. This should be fun now. And Skip is already bashing him on 1st and 10.

Cannot stand that bastard...

Anyways, time for lulz when the Vikings play the Pack. I should go book mark my post about how the Pack D-Line will end is career for good in Lambo so I can be all Nostradamus and shit.

[Zilla]

Yea really cant stand Skip. He just has that i hate everything vibe about him.

[tyven]

i think sage is efficient enough to get it done. vikings done need the fucking circus

[Zilla]

I think this whole thing was planned out. He just didnt want to do training camp.

[Mizango]

Goddammit Brett.

[Mizango]

GET. THE. FUCK. OUT.

[Stiker]

Simmons just said it best:

New nickname for Brett Favre: "VD." We can't get rid of him.

[Zilla]

He will never leave. You going to have to take his ass out! Poor Sage. He like dam ill never start and get to do epic fumbles!