NFL Offseason transactions. Week l337

[Stiker]

League adopts "do over" rule for Cowboys video board | ProFootballTalk.com

lol...

[Tyche]

It won't hit that board near as much as people seem to think it will.

[Stiker]

I still think it is utterly ridiculous for the NFL to have to implement a backyard rule of a "do over".

[Zilla]

B. Marshal just got suspended by Broncos.

[Mizango]

Fuck Jerry.

[Tyche]

I still think it is utterly ridiculous for the NFL to have to implement a backyard rule of a "do over".

It's either that, or the NFL can pay Jerry 2 million bucks to raise it. He built it 90 ft above the field when the NFL building code called for 85.

[Penthesilea]

Isn't it getting raised anyways for some U2 concert or something?

[Mizango]

Or he could not be a pencil dick and stop trying to one up everyone. Too bad he cant buy a playoff win.

Ask yourself this; Where were you 13 years ago? Whatever your answer is that is the last time the "greatest team" on Earth won a meaningful game. The NFL would be much better with Jones buried in a crypt somewhere.

[Zilla]

Fuck Jerry.

Miz dont hate. U just mad he didnt sign clutch before he went to carolina to bc the best QB ever!

[Zilla]

Isn't it getting raised anyways for some U2 concert or something?

Yea he raising it for that concert.

[Tyche]

Just admit it Miz. That stadium is fucking sick. I'll still take Qwest field though.

[Man0warr]

Jerry just didn't want to raise it for anyone but him, once the concert is over I bet he lowers it to 85.

[Zilla]

$29 for tickets where i can just stand up and walk around + $75 to park. Come on down Miz tickets still available for Boys/Panthers!

[Mizango]

Isn't it getting raised anyways for some U2 concert or something?

Of course it is, he just wants to blame someone else. I'd kick the fuck out of it and bust every bulb that piece of shit uses.

[Mizango]

Miz dont hate. U just mad he didnt sign clutch before he went to carolina to bc the best QB ever!

ROFL h8u

Just admit it Miz. That stadium is fucking sick. I'll still take Qwest field though.

No, fuck that. Ill never surrender.

$29 for tickets where i can just stand up and walk around + $75 to park. Come on down Miz tickets still available for Boys/Panthers!

HAHA tempting, but I honestly hope we lose. My hatred for Jerry is only surpassed by my hatred for John Fox and Clutch.

I hope we go 2-14 this season and pull a Dallas by not living up to expectations.

[Mizango]

I told you, I've been salty all week long for some reason. Maybe watching Carolina play is doing it.

[Tyche]

Just imagine the epic that is Clutch on a 200ft screen, throwing pick 6s and getting eaten by Demarcus Ware.

[Mizango]

Just imagine the epic that is Clutch on a 200ft screen, throwing pick 6s and getting eaten by Demarcus Ware.

Tyche I want nothing more than to tear your arms off right now.

[Dimmauk]

League adopts "do over" rule for Cowboys video board | ProFootballTalk.com

lol...

Cowboys’ Williams hurts left shoulder in practice

By JAIME ARON, AP Sports Writer 13 hours, 17 minutes ago

ARLINGTON, Texas (AP)—On a night meant for showing off their team and their stadium, the Dallas Cowboys provided a bit more excitement than intended Thursday night.

Receiver Roy Williams injured his left shoulder on a goal-line collision with cornerback Orlando Scandrick(notes). Williams was down for longer than normal, then was examined by athletic trainers and shouted in anger as he headed into the locker room before the workout ended.

Williams might’ve been upset because he and Scandrick keep getting tangled up. During training camp, Scandrick—who is battling Mike Jenkins(notes) for a starting job—hit Williams hard enough to knock his helmet off (the chin strap wasn’t buckled) and was covering Williams again on a play when Williams landed hard and sprained his wrist. The Cowboys are counting on Williams to replace Terrell Owens(notes) as Tony Romo’s(notes) top target.

Immediately after the workout, coach Wade Phillips said he had no information about Williams’ status, later adding, “I don’t know that he’s injured. Just wait and see.”

“He banged his shoulder a little bit and we’re checking on him,” Phillips said. “I imagine they’re going to X-ray it and we’re going to see.”

If Scandrick was a little too aggressive for a practice conducted in helmets but no pads, he might have a good excuse: There were 26,460 fans watching. The video boards were in full use and there was even a halftime performance by cheerleaders, giving it a far different feel than any other helmet-and-no-pads workout.

“It’s football,” linebacker Bradie James(notes) said. “I mean, sometimes people run into each other. Hopefully that’s all it is.”

Fans were let in for free, but paid $10 to park. The concession stands likely did brisk business, too.

Anyone hoping to see punter Mat McBriar(notes) hit the video boards went home disappointed. He took about 25 kicks and not a single one reached the world’s largest high-definition televisions.

McBriar said no one told him to avoid it. He simply never kicks the ball straight up down the middle of the field and he’s not interested in trying just for grins.

“I don’t want to get away from what I’m used to doing,” he said.

LOL

[Rem]

I hope we go 2-14 this season and pull a Dallas by not living up to expectations.

Me too, please have the worst record this season. I think the Niners have your first round pick for 2010. >.>