NFL Offseason transactions. Week l337

[Headspace]

Picked up by the niners in the 4th round.

[Mizango]

also, Miz our new stadium is pretty fuckign awesome, learn to love it.

Never. Trust me told niggas with big dicks don't been 500 megaton jumbotrons. He's overcompensating a lack of winning with flashiness and the people in Texas are eating it up.

Miz is right, fuck Jerry. The man does want to win, but he also loves to line his fucking wallet and his huge fucking ego. He's been forever pissed that he has heard nothing but "Jimmy Johnson's teams won the Super Bowls, Jerry's teams don't even win a playoff game" among other things.

The scoreboard is just another one of those. Yeah, he went above the minimum requirement, but when it became (predictably) an issue, it became more of a pissing match between Jerry and the NFL. Shit's annoying.

This is the reason I loathe the Cowboys so. He acts like a mouth piece for the state which is funny in state but out of it it is annoying as all hell. Count how many "F&*% Cowboy haters" shirts you see during the season (This is for everyone INSIDE Texas). Again, the lack of winning isnt out fault, its your botox injecting, joker smiling owner.

You don't see Bengals fans blaming haters on their seasons, they know they suck and accept it. Jerry is everything that is wrong with the NFL. "Dallas Stadium has a whole so God can watch his favorite team"? WHAT!? Ask God to help y'all motherfuckers win a goddamn game before you go name dropping and calling him your number 1 fan.

Jerry fucked up when he fired Parcells for being "too tough", now he's mad that he has a team of faggoty prima donnas? Really? He gets what he deserves and it serves his right. Its nothing personal Dallas, but your owner is a fucking moron.


Edit: Oh and fuck you Headspace, that was a personal attack like a motherfucker >;(

[Mizango]

Picked up by the niners in the 4th round.

I'd do it repeatedly just for shits and giggles.

[Man0warr]

Jerry fucked up when he fired Parcells for being "too tough", now he's mad that he has a team of faggoty prima donnas? Really? He gets what he deserves and it serves his right. Its nothing personal Dallas, but your owner is a fucking moron.

They got rid of the prima donnas, preseason has been pretty drama free actually

[Stiker]

Jerry fucked up when he fired Jimmy Johnson

ftfy

[Akiyama]

Lol @ Brandon Marshall getting suspended for the rest of the preseason. Pretty sure he doesn't give a shit.

[Rem]

Lol @ Brandon Marshall getting suspended for the rest of the preseason. Pretty sure he doesn't give a shit.

Yea I thought the same when I saw that this morning. lol

[Mizango]

They got rid of the prima donnas, preseason has been pretty drama free actually

True, glad Roy Williams finally decided to work hard.

I must say though that "Everybody thinks I suck" was a great quote. Mainly because it's true.

ftfy

You're right lol. Barry Switzer turned Dallas into a goddamn dynasty though.

[Mizango]

ROFL I couldn't even say that with a straight face.

[Stiker]

Damn you Miz...

Lol @ Brandon Marshall getting suspended for the rest of the preseason. Pretty sure he doesn't give a shit.

So he got rewarded for being a jackass then? lol what a joke

[Mizango]

Damn you Miz...

lol I couldn't pass that shot up.

So he got rewarded for being a jackass then? lol what a joke

Exactly what I was thinking. Its funny how quickly some people forget what its like to be broke, especially in these times. Must be nice to make 2 million dollars to act like a brat.

[Stiker]

Or bitch about not getting paid a couple million more than some other guy -- OH HAY CRABTREE!

[Mizango]

No kidding lol.

[Flarega]

Okay so what is with these ads on the first post of every page, is it something I'm not getting?

Edit: They disappear when I unlurk.

[Zilla]

Isn't Crabtree agent a family member. i could have swore it was.

[Flarega]

"Adviser/Representative" aka his cousin. Basically someone whos ready to mooch off of him so he wants to make sure crabtree gets all the money from the niners he can.

[Gadritan]

His agent, no. His cousin was the one that originally made the statements that he would sit out and go into the draft again if he had to. He's just an advisor/rep like Flare said.

So he's a leech with a big mouth.

[Flarega]

Hell I bet his agent is trying to get him to sign because he wants his 10%.

[Gadritan]

Yeah. I remember his agent trying to back peddle and deny the comments made by his cousin.

I feel bad for him really. This is probably one of those "client-from-hell," situations.

[Mizango]

You should read the stories about Crabtree even when he was at Texas Tech. He refused to eat food with the team on road trips because "he didn't like it" and would opt to eat alone at a local restaurant, he would just basically do his own shit during his time in Lubbock.

I ran across a blog by a Tech student from last year before he was coming out and he was ranting about what a raging douche Crabtree was.