NFL Offseason transactions. Week l337

[archibaldcrane]

S'ok, responded with a 76-yard TD 2 plays later, Rodgers to James Jones. 4 possessions, 3 TDs and a FG, and a 2 defensive fumble recoveries, one of which (Warner, sacked on corner blitz by Woodson) returned for TD by Aaron Kampman.

[Tyr]

S'ok, responded with a 76-yard TD 2 plays later, Rodgers to James Jones. 4 possessions, 3 TDs and a FG, and a 2 defensive fumble recoveries, one of which (Warner, sacked on corner blitz by Woodson) returned for TD by Aaron Kampman.

hey archie, wanna trade favre to us for rodgers?

i know you want toooooo

[archibaldcrane]

Aaron Rodgers QB
14-19, 258 yds
3 TDs

Lol.

The one posession we didn't get points was because Aaron's TD was invalidated because the receiver stepped on the backline and then reentered the end zone before catching the pass, then we missed a field goal. Disappointing.

So then the Packers picked off Warner and set up another red zone possession. Rodgers promptly got a TD there.

[archibaldcrane]

(I know it's preseason)

but

I couldn't be any happier with the way things are looking, in case it wasn't obvious.

[Null]

These preseason stats are important. If it weren't for the Lion's 4-0 they might've been considered a bad team last year.

[archibaldcrane]

OMG the Lions were 4-0 in the preseason last year?

I've never heard anyone bring that up before ever!

Spoiler: show

I still <3 you null

[Headspace]

Record doesn't matter in preseason, but you sure as shit need to look at how the team is playing in preseason. The 3rd stringers might win the game for you, but you need to watch how the first team is playing.

[Weltall]

The 3rd preseason game means the most....if any of them mean jack.

[Gadritan]

Who's Jack!?

[Dimmauk]

Has Brandon Marshell hit the level of douchebaggery to warrent a cool nickname yet?

If so, what would it be?

I think I might start drinking more 5 hour energy drinks until I become a huge asshole and start kicking balls and slapping the ball out of ballboys hands.

[Flarega]

B-Marsh sounds good

[Headspace]

Cincinnati Bengals receiver Chad Ochocinco fined $5,000 for wearing orange chin strap - ESPN

lolol. It begins...

[Zilla]

So yea Oakland gets blasted at home 45-7 and they print this :

OAKLAND, Calif. (AP) - Drew Brees and the New Orleans Saints offense looked to be in midseason form. Unfortunately for the fans in Oakland, the Raiders appear to be as well.

Coaches put heavy emphasis on the third exhibition game, calling it a dress rehearsal for the season. If that's the case, the Saints offense is more than ready and the Raiders again need plenty of work on both sides of the ball.

[Zilla]

Cassell just got knocked out game lol

[Mizango]

God he sucks lol. KC fucked up big time.

[Akiyama]

So yea Oakland gets blasted at home 45-7 and they print this :

OAKLAND, Calif. (AP) - Drew Brees and the New Orleans Saints offense looked to be in midseason form. Unfortunately for the fans in Oakland, the Raiders appear to be as well.

Coaches put heavy emphasis on the third exhibition game, calling it a dress rehearsal for the season. If that's the case, the Saints offense is more than ready and the Raiders again need plenty of work on both sides of the ball.

LOL @ that article. Holy shit.

[Serif]

God he sucks lol. KC fucked up big time.

How serious was it? I guess I have to start Palmer now in FFL. Why did we do this draft so early.

Oh you guys missed it.

Vince ALMOST ran it in for a TD.

He only fumbled it on the 1 yard line.

Vince almost got a 3rd and 9.

He only threw a INT for a TD.

[Zilla]

Cassel has a knee injury dun dun dun

[Akiyama]

Wow. Wouldn't that be something if he missed the whole year? Who's this year Cassel?!

[Tyr]

Cassel has a knee injury dun dun dun

Karma:

Brady and Co. go to KC.
Brady gets knee injury.
Cassel starts, has back-to-back 400yd games, makes a name for himself despite being an asshat.
Cassel signs with KC.
Cassel gets knee injury.

The universe has once again achieved balance.