NFL Offseason transactions. Week l337

[melbufrauma]

Cato June out for season

[Headspace]

Bitchtits signs.

[Mizango]

Yeah I was just about to post that lol, I saw bitch tits signs with Bengals and chuckled. He just wanted the preseason off clearly.

Now that just leaves Fagtree.

[Headspace]

He wanted his slotted salary, which he gets, but only if the team takes the 2 year team option on his contract. Mike Brown must not trust fatty

[Mizango]

How can you not trust someone with a rack like that!?

[Headspace]

I don't trust anyone with any amount of a rack, with any amount of money.

[jmc]

Guess it was announced today on ABC.... but patriots linebacker Teddy Bruschi is going to retire before the regular season starts.

I'll find link when I can....

http://www.myfoxboston.com/dpp/sport..._retire_083009

[Serif]

Guess it was announced today on ABC.... but patriots linebacker Teddy Bruschi is going to retire before the regular season starts.

I'll find link when I can....

Report: Bruschi to retire

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

[Mizango]

Fuck yeah! GTFO Bruschi!

[Serif]

inb4 Welt figuring out who he hates more Bruschi or Seau

[archibaldcrane]

The lack of Miz commentary about neckbeards in here is unsettling.

[Stiker]

So MartyB is having some fun again -- giving out Martyscopes on Twitter:

Capricorn. Do something different today break ur boring routine u call life. It will make u feel free

Cancer. U will discover something that will change ur world. Not our world jus urs lol. Loser.

Taurus. The ones u thought loved u really don't. How u handle it is key. Do u continue loving them or do u stop? This is the true test

Aquarius. Ohh ohhh. Today u will find out the truth to something that you've been wondering about for a while. It will bring peace and anger

Libra. Today will be a great day for you.

Leo. U will 3 men/women u will fall in love with today but u can only one will love u back. Choose wisely outside isn't errthing jus 75%.

Virgo. U will have several blonde moments today making u feel extremely stupid. But remember u really aren't ur jus not as smart as Marty B

Pisces. Due to the lack of friends u have been able to make ur day will be lonely. But u won't have to worry about some stabbing u n the bak

Aries. Ur true beauty shall lead u thru the day. U shall get over on ppl numerous times due to it. Lol

Sagittarius. Today do the looking up give ur neck a rest from looking down on ppl. Don't be the one to cast the stone today. Bite ur tongue

Scorpio. Someone from ur past will return today and will provide that something u have been missing.

Gemini. Look both ways before crossing the streets u will see a major accident today jus don't be a part of it. Be careful wat u wish for.

Where does Martydamus get such wisdom?

So yall wanna know where I got these statements. Lol from the deep dark pits of the brain ppl don't use but I do.

Best draft pick we've ever made.

[Diamicles]

Bears looked pretty good on both sides of the ball again last night even though they sputtered a bit very early on offense. I like what I'm seeing out of both the offense and defense this preseason. Hopefully the defense will get back into shape this year with Lovie back in charge of the defense.

Kyle Orton needs to grow back his neckbeard, it's obviously the source of his strenght, like Samson and his hair.

[Rem]

"Cancer. U will discover something that will change ur world. Not our world jus urs lol. Loser."

Lol.

[Zilla]

So Cassel has mcl injury possible 2-4 weeks. And Orton needs his beard power back. He is just a mere mortal without it.

[Zilla]

What does a team do when it loses its starting qb it fires its offensive coordinator. Chan Gailey just got the axe today for the chiefs lol.

[Nystul]

I'm sure it has happened before- or rather it probably has...but I certainly can't recall a time when a coordinator was fired during the preseason, less than 2 weeks before the season opener.

The AFC west has got to be the most nutty conference in the NFL. You have this, you have Al Davis and the Raiders, Denver and all of their issues this year, and the Chargers...I guess they are kind of normal aside from their loopy QB.

[recuperi]

The AFC west has got to be the most nutty conference in the NFL. You have this, you have Al Davis and the Raiders, Denver and all of their issues this year, and the Chargers...I guess they are kind of normal aside from their loopy QB.

Norv Turner

[Nystul]

Norv Turner

That they stick with the guy is kind of odd. And isn't their GM difficult to get along with? Thats why they got rid of Marty S right?

I can never get myself to believe in the Chargers. I feel like they are all flash and no backbone. I don't really follow them that much so it isn't a terribly educated opinion. But when you look at all the supposed talent that they do have and compare that with how they have done in the playoffs, I just don't buy the idea that they can get to let alone win a superbowl.

[recuperi]

That they stick with the guy is kind of odd. And isn't their GM difficult to get along with? Thats why they got rid of Marty S right?

I can never get myself to believe in the Chargers. I feel like they are all flash and no backbone. I don't really follow them that much so it isn't a terribly educated opinion. But when you look at all the supposed talent that they do have and compare that with how they have done in the playoffs, I just don't buy the idea that they can get to let alone win a superbowl.

Marty ended up leaving because of personal/personnel reasons. If I remember right, he wanted to bring his brother in as one of the coaches, but the team didn't want to change the current coach. That's basically all there is to that. AJ Smith actually isn't too horrible from what I've seen, he just isn't very good with words, if that makes any sense. That thing with LT in the offseason proved that pretty good