NFL Offseason transactions. Week l337

[Tyche]

I expect a reasonable plea deal with a nice monetary settlement for the family.

[Diamicles]

But can he catch a TD pass from the 30?

I think Miz would take the love child of Ryan Leaf and David Klingler at this point.

he already exists, his name is Rex Grossman!

CMON MIZ YOU KNOW YOU WANT HIM

[Devolver]

The future Quarterback for the Carolina Panthers is very easy to find (if they will turn around and look on the bench behind them). His name is

Matt
fucking
Moore

[Dimmauk]

Donte' Stallworth expected to be charged with DUI manslaughter - Breaking News - MiamiHerald.com

AP sources: Stallworth to be charged in Fla. crash

By CURT ANDERSON, AP Legal Affairs Writer 20 minutes ago

MIAMI (AP)—Cleveland Browns wide receiver Donte Stallworth will be charged Wednesday with killing a pedestrian last month while driving drunk in Miami, according to people familiar with the case.

Two people said an arrest warrant charging the 28-year-old Stallworth with DUI manslaughter will be filed Wednesday in the March 14 accident that killed 59-year-old Mario Reyes. The people requested anonymity because the charges haven’t been announced.

The charge carries a possible 15-year prison sentence. Stallworth’s blood-alcohol level after the crash was .12, well above Florida’s legal limit of .08, according to results of a blood test. Stallworth will also be charged with DUI, according to the people informed about the case.

Stallworth, who is expected to surrender in court Thursday, released a statement last month saying he was “grief-stricken” over the accident.

A Miami Beach police report said that Reyes was not in a crosswalk on busy MacArthur Causeway when he was struck by the Bentley luxury car driven by Stallworth. The construction crane operator was trying to catch a bus home after finishing his shift around 7:15 a.m.

The report also quoted Stallworth as saying he flashed his lights at Reyes in an attempted warning and that Stallworth was driving about 50 mph in a 40 mph zone.

Stallworth signed a seven-year, $35 million contract with the Browns before last season but was injured much of the year. He previously played for New England, Philadelphia and New Orleans.

[tyven]

so joe jurivicious cut, K2 traded to bucs, donte stallworth gonna be playing for the Dade county correctional facility, and rumors of braylon being on the trading block. doing real well there mangenius

[Headspace]

YUS! 3rd place in AFCN is all but guaranteed.

[Mizango]

he already exists, his name is Rex Grossman!

CMON MIZ YOU KNOW YOU WANT HIM

Actually I was politicking to get Rexy into camp with us, so yes you're right.

I wonder if we can reach out to Danny Wuerffel or Quinn Gray......

[MrW]

Try Rich Gannon.

[Deejay]

I wouldn't mind entertaining the idea of trading Cutler+Marshall for Eazy E straight up. Broncos need to get on that

[tyven]

I wouldn't mind entertaining the idea of trading Cutler+Marshall for Eazy E straight up. Broncos need to get on that

lol. the only players you DONT trade away in that deal are named peyton and tom

[Kyo]

I wouldn't mind entertaining the idea of trading Cutler+Marshall for Eazy E straight up. Broncos need to get on that

I'd do that shit too, cutler on a team that plays defense, oh snap nigga I think were on to something here.

[Plow]

Inb4 Plow says "the guy shouldn't have been jay walking".

Oh how well you know me.


15 years is nowhere near enough for murder, even murder by stupidity.

[Mizango]

I wish we had Dan mutafuckin' Snyder. He is in hot pursuit of Cutler, man what the fuck.

GO SKINS! Fuck Carolina and John Fox, I'm done with those bitches. Call me when that nigga is finally out of a job.

[tyven]

jay cutler to devin thomas is gonna make montana/young to rice look like mcnabb to pinkston

[Dimmauk]

I wish we had Dan mutafuckin' Snyder. He is in hot pursuit of Cutler, man what the fuck.

GO SKINS! Fuck Carolina and John Fox, I'm done with those bitches. Call me when that nigga is finally out of a job.

Unlikely candidate in the Jay Cutler sweepstakes: The Redskins

By MJD

There are a lot of obvious answers to the question, "Who would want Jay Cutler?", mainly because there are a lot of teams in the NFL with bad quarterbacks. One not-so-obvious team has been identified as "among the leading candidates" for Cutler, and that's the Washington Redskins.

On one hand, I guess it should have been obvious, given Dan Snyder's affinity for buying any shiny new item out there on the market. On the other hand, though, the Jason Campbell era has been progressing pretty well, yes? His quarterback rating has improved each year he's been in the league, topping out at 84.3 last year.

It's not that Cutler isn't better than Campbell -- Cutler is better than Campbell -- I just wouldn't have pegged the Redskins as a team that would've been unhappy with their quarterback situation.

The Bears? Sure. Most kitchen appliances would perform as well as Kyle Orton. The Jets? Absolutely. If Kellen Clemens was any good, he'd have earned the job by now. The Lions? By all means. It would definitely help them to add a second decent player to the roster.

But I'm not sure what to make of the Redskins interest. Quarterback is far and away the most important position on the field, and I guess if you can improve there at all, you should look into it. But is it worth giving up the draft picks it would take to acquire Cutler when you've got a decent situation with Campbell?

I don't know. I'm a believer in Cutler (more than most, according to my inbox), and if the Redskins aren't going to do any better with their draft picks than Devin Thomas, Fred Davis and Malcolm Kelly, then it probably is.

Update: The Washington Post's Jason La Canfora reports that the 'Skins are "actively pursuing" Cutler.

Update No. 2: Cutler was spotted at last night's UFC event in Nashville, where he said, "I didn't want to get traded."

[Mizango]

Oh no that motherfucker didn't! You can guess where I stopped reading.....

Who the fuck is MJD, I want that hoe's email address NOAW! He's obviously jealous he cant grow a neck beard and drink whiskey and still perform at such a high level.

[Dimmauk]

My toaster oven has a neck beard.

[Mizango]

My toaster oven has a neck beard.

That's a manly appliance you've got there.

[Kyo]

I'm hearing on ESPN and redskins messaging boards, that the skins are trying to make a deal for cutler today or tomorrow.

[Dimmauk]

I'm hearing on ESPN and redskins messaging boards, that the skins are trying to make a deal for cutler today or tomorrow.

Really? I haven't heard anything about that.