NFL Offseason transactions. Week l337

[Mizango]

Lysol had sex with Katie.

"Hey Chad. I had sex wit Katie too man."


Archie is the king of this page, no questions asked. I bow to you good sir. orz

[Headspace]

YUS PLZ

Braylon would be a nice consolation prize though, and I'm pretty high on Nix too although we need a couple teams to pass on him. Namely Parcells who loves him some big WR's.

I'd give up the Ocho and a 3rd for the giants #1 overall. That way we can take Alex Mack, plus Andre Smith (dude's a headcase but fatty can play)

[Deejay]

Chad for a 1st? I don't know about that. Maybe if you guys threw in the 3rd and swapped 2nd round picks.

The thing is, if we give up a 1st round pick for anyone it's going to be Braylon. And even then, I hear its only going to be 2nd and a 4th/5th plus manningham/hixon

[Headspace]

I said Ocho and a third. Reading comprehension bro! That Mizango signature is starting to mess with you.

[Deejay]

yeah, i meant Ocho and a third plus swapping 2nd round picks. dudes got mileage man

[Headspace]

All I want is Mack. Don't give a shit how many picks they hypothetically give up to hypothetically get him.

[Mizango]

I said Ocho and a third. Reading comprehension bro! That Mizango signature is starting to mess with you.

[Deejay]

You can have him as long as Rey Maualuga isn't on the board. If he is, the Giants would need to abort whatever trade mission they're on and get the coolest motherfucker to ever don a football jersey.

[Headspace]

You can have him as long as Rey Maualuga isn't on the board. If he is, the Giants would need to abort whatever trade mission they're on and get the coolest motherfucker to ever don a football jersey.

Didn't realize the Giants were drafting in the 10-19 range.

[Deejay]

One can hope!

[Mizango]

For real man. Having Rey Maualuga on your team increases your locker room groupie potential through the roof.

[Headspace]

I'd reach for Rey with the 6th. Rivers and Rey reunited, whoaboy.

[Weltall]

How bad is Cincy regretting not trading Chad for those 2 1st Round picks now?

My God....every NFL analyst will tell you no WR in the league is worth 2 1st round picks, unless you are the Cardinals and your entire season rests on WR shoulders.

Cincy is retarded. They could have got 2 quality starters or kept a WR who only minimally affects any given game. BRILLIANCE

I would rather be a Montreal Expos fan.

[Headspace]

Do you honestly think the Bengals could afford to pay 2 first rounders 2 years in a row? Nigga please.

We're talking about Mike Brown here!

[Penthesilea]

Well, it appears that Boldin is finally out there for trade. I would love it if the Eagles picked him up, but I'm more hopeful of them using those picks on nabbing Pettigrew. Celek and Schobel are nice and all, with Celek playing well in the playoffs, but the Eagles need a BIG TE, and I think that he'd be perfect.

I think the way I want the eagles to go, is to trade the 21st and a 3rd for Boldin, then trade up if they can to grab Pettigrew. My last hope is for Rashad Jennings to be available late 2nd/3rd round for the birds to pick up to compliment Westbrook.

[baralai80]

Most important transaction of the season!
Madden retires!
John Madden retires from broadcasting - NFL- nbcsports.msnbc.com


Big games will not feel the same without his voice. I know he can say dopey things sometimes but madden is football personified! gonna miss the big guy

[Dimmauk]

Most important transaction of the season!
Madden retires!
John Madden retires from broadcasting - NFL- nbcsports.msnbc.com


Big games will not feel the same without his voice. I know he can say dopey things sometimes but madden is football personified! gonna miss the big guy

Can we retire the video game now?

[baralai80]

Can we retire the video game now?

If they do you'll be stuck with Joe buck Football or Troy Aikman football or the unthinkable Cris Collingsworth football!

Oh god the horror of just typing that last one out

[Mizango]

Yeah I know I am in the minority here but I like John Madden especially when he had Summerall in the booth with him. Yeah I get the Frank Caliendo thing and the circling and replays and yada yada yada but you cant say Madden isn't football.

Dammit man, I knew this day was coming eventually but I was hoping it would be later rather than sooner.

[Deejay]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

SNF will never be the same ; ;