NFL Offseason transactions. Week l337

[Headspace]

I'm so happy with this draft. Best OL during college football season, top rated defensive player, Best TE during college season, the best punter in the draft (we needed this) and the center that protected DMC and Felix Jones.

Not to mention the high upside of Michael Johnson.

[Weltall]

I'm so happy with this draft. Best OL during college football season, top rated defensive player, Best TE during college season, the best punter in the draft (we needed this) and the center that protected DMC and Felix Jones.

Not to mention the high upside of Michael Johnson.

They did get great possible value with Johnson. A good draft for the Bengals. Poor Panthers/Raiders :D

[Flarega]

Poor raiders fans you mean.

[Tyche]

I'll take Louisville over Nashville. Nashville is so fucking diluted with fake blond bitches and tourists that it's borderline retarded. I think there's appx 1,500 fake blondes per square mile in Nashville. The most of any city in the known universe. The highway and traffic situation in Louisville is years ahead of Nashville. The populations are very similar, although I have been in both during regular weekends and during high traffic weekends. One thing that Nashville has over Louisville, however, is architecture. The buildings in Nashville are amazing. From the AT&T building, absurd condos, and the park in front of the Parthenon museum was really sweet, although it probably reeks or urine after this weekend.

Edit: Forgot homeless people. Everytime I walk through downtown Nashville I want to bust out a skateboard and start jumping the fuckers.

[Weltall]

Yeah, I walked through one of those condos 3 weeks ago. Now saving up for down payment to buy one. Louisville is more like a town, lol.

But rly, have you ever been to Philly/Pitts Tyche? rofl at that guy on the last page....

Edit - I love fake blond bitches btw. Pale bitches = no fucking ty. Wait, the girl giving my head Friday night was pale, but oh well she has a nice ass.

[Headspace]

Raiders and Broncos had pretty bad drafts.

[Weltall]

Broncos have a pretty bad 5 years ahead of them is more like it. McDaniels pulled a 180 with the franchise. Imagine how much better off they would be right now if they hadn't fired Shanahan? Not that he was taking them to the playoffs year after year, but fuck.... at least there was hope.

[Koyuki]

Pretty cool to see Munnerlyn stay in the Carolinas, always liked him when he was at S.Carolina. Would have loved to see Mckinley or Cook come to Carolina.

[Tyche]

Yeah, I walked through one of those condos 3 weeks ago. Now saving up for down payment to buy one. Louisville is more like a town, lol.

But rly, have you ever been to Philly/Pitts Tyche? rofl at that guy on the last page....

Edit - I love fake blond bitches btw. Pale bitches = no fucking ty. Wait, the girl giving my head Friday night was pale, but oh well she has a nice ass.

Speaking of saving up, I heard through the grapevine that you are a tight bastard who refuses to spend money. Do you really wait til he gets drunk enough to irrationally buy you rounds of beer so you aren't paying? That's just terrible!

And yes, Louisville is like a town, which is why I love it. Despite Louisville being smaller, yet having an equally massive population, it's highway and road system is so much more efficient. Hell, you have to wait in line to just exit to the god damned mall in Nashville, while Louisville has 2 massive malls within a mile of each other, you can get in and out effortlessly. I think that it's probably the tourists that compound that problem. While Louisville is as equally large population wise, Nashville has more dumb ass tourists that have no idea how to navigate that just makes it so much worse. The most exciting thing in Louisville is a baseball bat factory and churchill downs. They don't have tourists.

[Headspace]

Don't forget the decapitatingly awesome Six Flags.

[Kyo]

The end of our draft turned out pretty well, im not happy about passing up on brandon tate, mohamad massaquoi or derrick willams, but overall a good draft, if anything our new kicker can out bench half the team.

[Conformity]

Welcome to a city with people who have more than 2-3 total teeth. Also, we have vehicles to get around.

@Pitt fan - I won the BG Pick'Em last year, and I plan on doing so again this year. I will be picking Pitt over TN in the opening game. If the Steelers don't win that game after the beating they got in Nashville, they are chumps. I will also probably put some money on the Steelers and make some bank around here.

Edit - I kind of hope you guys injure Lendale. He has been 400 lbs his entire career and he now decides to lose 35 lbs this offseason because it is his contract year. Show the motherfucker an injury for bonly playing the money.

Edit 2 - @Pitt fan - I just realized how big of a dump the state of Penn was last summer. Hilarious that you make fun of Nashville when you live in the biggest shithole sans Detroit.

Listen up here, I have been to your inbred capital of nashville on business. It is barely even a city, your clubs are horrible as well, I remember it vivdely. I went to some country redneck bar called the stage, worst bar ever and all they played was covered music, horrible! Then I asked to go to the club and I went to some train station place with all these dancefloors. Each dancefloor was garbage and there are more thugs in that club than anything else. I kept checking for my wallet the whole time. Then I went to a few other bars to holla at some sluts. Luckily I met some fat breasted sorostitute that went to some shitty university in murrayboro. The only saving grace of that entire trip was that I banged the brains out of that whore .so I will give you that, you do have some stupid whores that don't like condoms. Probably why your population is so stupid.

[Deejay]

I like this guy

[Conformity]

Yo and I will vouch that those girls are fake blond headed sluts. The one I took home was precisley what you described

[Tyche]

The most awesome new poster we've had in a very long time. And the place you went to with the dance floors was called Graham's Central Station.

[Conformity]

The most awesome new poster we've had in a very long time. And the place you went to with the dance floors was called Graham's Central Station.

Haha thanks man, that place was such trash. Nashville was the most pathetic city ever and the women are so pathetic its not even funny.

[Weltall]

Speaking of saving up, I heard through the grapevine that you are a tight bastard who refuses to spend money. Do you really wait til he gets drunk enough to irrationally buy you rounds of beer so you aren't paying? That's just terrible!

And yes, Louisville is like a town, which is why I love it. Despite Louisville being smaller, yet having an equally massive population, it's highway and road system is so much more efficient. Hell, you have to wait in line to just exit to the god damned mall in Nashville, while Louisville has 2 massive malls within a mile of each other, you can get in and out effortlessly. I think that it's probably the tourists that compound that problem. While Louisville is as equally large population wise, Nashville has more dumb ass tourists that have no idea how to navigate that just makes it so much worse. The most exciting thing in Louisville is a baseball bat factory and churchill downs. They don't have tourists.

I am guessing you got this from Milad or Sam. Sam always spends way too much money at bars, and Milad is so broke he can barely afford drinks (ie - Wouldn't go out tonight because the cover was $7 and included 100% free beer/liqour until midnight). I buy my own drinks, and I don't like any one buying me drinks unless its Cody. Somewhere down the road we both owe each other, from drunk pickups or buying food/whatever. I also have been driving every one downtown, or at least meeting them, for the last 2 months. I don't go around buying rounds because I know it will start a chain, and I will end up not being able to drive back home. Praise be to Yen I don't have a DUI!

The last 3 weekends I have spent almost $2,500 on clothes alone. I eat out at restaurants every night, and the person I am guessing told you that (Milad) ate McDonalds like 5x this week. I'm not cheap at all, I just choose where I spend my money :D

I just don't chose to spend $200 a Saturday on drinks, sue me.

GO TITANS!

[Weltall]

Haha thanks man, that place was such trash. Nashville was the most pathetic city ever and the women are so pathetic its not even funny.

Well, if you chose to go to Graham Central Station then it is your own fault lol. No white people go to clubs on 2nd Avenue, and we rarely even go to Broad (The Stage as you described) anymore.

That being said, keep posting because it is great to have some non-Cowboy/Giant/Dolphin fans around.

[Headspace]

No wonder Pacman couldn't stay clean in Nashville.

[Weltall]

No wonder Pacman couldn't stay clean in Nashville.

rofl!