NFL Offseason transactions. Week l337

[Mizango]

Damn Tyven, your boy Devin "Aids" Thomas is all in the news this morning... from his eye surgery to him talking about himself in the third person making plays lol.

"You're going to see Devin Thomas make plays. You're going to see more deep passes, across the middle, breaking tackles, doing whatever I do. It's going to be every game - not a one-time thing. I already see the dance. I see it happening real early, hopefully the first game. I'm the wild child, but I'm going to contain that wild," Thomas said. "I'm going to be out there making plays - no pass interferences."

Sounds like your boy Showtime is ready. He's mad he is being called a bust lol. Also here is another quote that made me literally laugh out loud....

"Hixon said Thomas "seems to be a lot more confident" because he knows the offense better, a statement with which Thomas agreed."

How can someone named "Showtime" be any more confident? Devin Thomas always talks shit and is always ballin' on and off the field. More confident....how?


Thomas ready to shape up - Washington Times


Edit: "Devin Thomas also led the Redskins in offensive pass interference penalties."

loooooolwtf?

[Mizango]

Ok I have to admit, I see why you'd make Devin Thomas the cornerstone of any franchise you would own lol. Kids got flare...

"I was frustrated, but I knew there was no point in bickering about it. This year, man, I feel like it's ready. It's more than the pot boiling. You see the steam, and you hear the tea kettle whistling. It's time to take it off the stove."

wut?

[Deejay]

Malcolm Kelly > Devin Thomas.

[tyven]

devin thomas is the truth. the world is in for a rude awakening. CANT WAIT

[Dimmauk]

devin thomas is the truth. the world is in for a rude awakening. CANT WAIT

Him?

Devin Thomas "A Master of Exotic Damascus Patterns"

[tyven]

FACT:
Devin Thomas, has made more damascus steel and stainless damascus than anyone else in the world!

[Mizango]

lol

[Tomk]

I wonder if he can make me a hauby?

[Akiyama]

I wonder if he can make me a hauby?

He'd probably +2 it honestly.

[volcanicweather]

I wonder if he can make me a hauby?

Dude Devin Thomas can hauby+1 all day

[Tomk]

lol

On another note, the Ravens are working out Jerry Porter, Kelley Washington, D.J. Hackett, and Tab Perry this weekend.

I hope one sticks.

[Mizango]

lol

On another note, the Ravens are working out Jerry Porter, Kelley Washington, D.J. Hackett, and Tab Perry this weekend.

I hope one sticks.

No you dont.


DJ Hackett was with us last season and Seattle before that and is good for about 3 games a season, including preseason. Jerry Porter is well..... Jerry Porter. Kelley Washington couldn't catch a cold, ask the Bengals and Skins? And Tab Perry needs to prove he can make a roster besides special teams and he is another Ex-Bengal lol.

I mean I know the Ravens are desperate but damn..... Headspace will tell you, hiring players that used to start in Cincy usually means they are special teamers and ball boys on other teams lol. Sup Landon Johnson? Sup Ratliff? Sup Benson? Sup [insert any former Bengal skill position player here]

[Dimmauk]

FACT:
Devin Thomas, has made more damascus steel and stainless damascus than anyone else in the world!

Did you Email him?

Devin "Hoss" Thomas.
[email protected]

[Mizango]

He'd probably +2 it honestly.

Dude Devin Thomas can hauby+1 all day

Also, these are correct. This is going to turn into a "Devin Thomas has aids" appreciation day. Everytime I saw that name in the FBL league it made me laugh.

[Tomk]

No you dont.


DJ Hackett was with us last season and Seattle before that and is good for about 3 games a season, including preseason. Jerry Porter is well..... Jerry Porter. Kelley Washington couldn't catch a cold, ask the Bengals and Skins? And Tab Perry needs to prove he can make a roster besides special teams and he is another Ex-Bengal lol.

I mean I know the Ravens are desperate but damn..... Headspace will tell you, hiring players that used to start in Cincy usually means they are special teamers and ball boys on other teams lol. Sup Landon Johnson? Sup Ratliff? Sup Benson? Sup [insert any former Bengal skill position player here]

I see your point but the Ravens only need a #3 WR. In fact, fuck that, we just need someone who can catch a jump-ball.

Mason is happy again, Clayton is a young Mason, and O-line help is gonna free up Heap some more but having no one who can out jump a d-back kills our red zone offense.

[Mizango]

See, that is what I thought when we had Steve Smith and brought Moose back in to Carolina. I was stoked we signed Hackett even though he had 4 years where he played in a span of like 11 games due to injuries. He comes in playing well the first 2 games of the season and BAM! bitch is out for 7 games. Comes back and loses the job to a much improved Dewayne Jarrett and was subsequently released after Mr. Clutch lost us the game in the playoffs.

The Ravens should hold off and wait until teams do cuts and sign some of these players. Hell they can always trade for Boldin. I want to see Troy Smith play dammit! If he didnt get that stupid staph infection he'd still be starting. I was all over the Ravens until that happened

[Tomk]

I hope someone good gets cut.

Everyone here was excited about Troy Smith too until Flacco broke out. I haven't seen it from him so far. They called many plays last year in order to get him involved and he just flopped. He had that one successful wildcat throw to Flacco and that was it.

He's gonna start sometime though if an injury happens so don't put that purple Sanders jersey away just yet.

[Mizango]

It's inevitable, someone good will get cut. I mean someone big and that can world the middle and the seams would work out wonderfully for the Ravens, plus it'll take a lot of the pounding Mason took on that shoulder off of his..... shoulders.....

Yeah I know, shit pun is shit

Yeah I was stoked to see what Troy brought to the table, he throws the tightest, prettiest spirals behind Kyle Orton. But you see how much Harbaugh likes him even with Flacco starting, I made packages and 3rd down plays specifically for him and to get him in the game. I hate Ohio State with a passion, but he is one Buckeye I've always liked plus the Ravens got my fucking man Willis in the backfield.

Ravens are always an AFC favorite along with the Pennington lead Dolphins.

[Tomk]

The AFC North is gonna be fun this year.

[Mizango]

No doubt. Especially since I no longer have a home.... I may want to hold off of the Ravens praise, the way my offseason is going ill go buy a Smith jersey and root for the Ravens then they'll trade Troy and Willis for Vince Young or some shit.

I'd seriously consider cutting if that were to happen.