Hardest Bosses/Games You've Played?

[Reality]

hardest fucking game ever made(because of the shitty controls)

[MisterBob]

lol @ listing a Monster Hunter boss as a hardest boss

Anyways, a lot of the crazy shmups have some pretty ridiculous bosses. If you've played the new Prinny platformer for the PSP, you're in for some "fun" surprises there as well..

[Correction]

ANY. SNK. BOSS.

[Jaybar]

The first Cybrid home base in Cyberstorm. Seriously what the fuck was that shit. Fucking suicide cybrids fuck your shit up.

[OzzofAsura]

Also, the fucking bastard last boss from Samurai Showdown VI (think it was VI?). Doesn't let you touch him when he goes into berserk mode in the 2nd round.

[Kiarax]

I-no from Guitly Gear x2 i think it was. Bitch could take half your health with one full screen attack, and there was zero way to avoid it.

I-No's screen attack is easy to avoid. I can't really think of any hard bosses in games I've played lately. I'll contribute if something comes to me though.

[Firedemon]

Malroth from Dragon Warrior II. If you killed the 3 mini-bosses and ran back and saved, I think you could avoid killing them again which wasn't too bad. The fact that you had to kill Hargon then Malroth right afterwards was a total bitch. Limited MP and not being able to Revive during battle was hard and you really had to strategize that fight.

[Arthars]

DMC 1: Secret HP rune at initial stage of the game, where u have to beat 3 dark hunters.

FFV: entire game was fucking hard, until u exploit the ninja gil toss

all Samurai shodown last boss lol

[Kiarax]

Okay so I just started DQ5 on the DS and the first boss violated me in about 10 different ways. God I hope I don't have to grind a shitload every boss fight.

[_chuchu]

Omega in FF13 yo

[The Stig]

Which SF2 Bison? If it's SSF2T then if you ever unlocked Gouki he is mostrously tougher than Bison. But then again the whole game was tough from the 1st stage in that particular arcade SSF2T. The others were easy.

[evilhappymeal]

Cyber Akuma from Marvel Super Heroes vs. Street Fighter.

[_chuchu]

yeah bitch hits pretty hard

[Demosthenes]

to all Bison people, I personally have always had more problems with Sagat.

Also damn you guys for not playing f-zero, and I quote:

Spoiler: show

Dear Nintendo:
YOUR COCKSUCKING PRODUCT HAS REDUCED ME TO A GIBBERING MAN-APE WHOSE ONLY RESORT TO DEALING WITH THE ALMIGHTY FUCKING GRIEF IT'S BESTOWED UPON ME IS TO SCREAM AND HURT MYSELF.

Seriously, I am jumping up and down and throwing my shit in handfuls at the fucking television in some impotent primal effort to get the thing to work. I have been sitting here trying to enjoy your product - YOUR PRODUCT, YOUR GAME, YOUR CONTRACT BETWEEN DEVELOPER AND CONSUMER THAT THE CONSUMER WILL ENJOY YOUR PRODUCT - but instead the damn thing's been crawling out of the console and taking warm shits in my gaping mouth. Swear to god, you should have just added a little door to the console through which a hand pops out and flips me off, because I am insulted that your QA or testers or whatever brainless shitstove three genes short of a monkey FAGNUT signs your games through thought that a person with more than a single fucking digit IQ could enjoy Story Mode Chapter 7. INSULTED.

WORK WITH ME HERE: The goal's simple enough! Come in first! Hey, that's fine, it's just like playing the grand fucking prix; not a problem! Only deal is your cross-eyed team of tongue-slapping wunderkind decided to give the game every single fucking advantage possible TO THE GAME rather than me.

How in the fuck does Black Shadow - whose car is the heaviest and lamest piece of shit next to the Crazy Bear - suddenly become SO FUCKING GOOD that he can stay in first without using a drop of boost? Huh!? Why!? You never see this shithead anywhere near the top fucking 20 in a normal race. BUT HO HO HO THIS TIME HE'S MEGA-COCK, THE FASTEST FAGGOT IN THE WORLD. 1.21 GIGAWATTS MARTY, LET'S GO BACK TO THE FUCKING FUTURE.

But it's not just Black Shadow with the magical powers, it's the entire fucking lineup of racers! THEY'RE ALL FASTER THAN YOU. AND DON'T REQUIRE ANY BOOST.

But but but I of course, am still driving some piece of shit hamster-powered jalopy who guzzles it's entire energy bar in no less than four fucking boosts! Add to this the entire course just got shitted on by some retarded space tiki volacano god and you've got a course full of hazards that'll drain at least 1/4 of your energy bar JUST BECAUSE IT CAN. WHOOPIE.

HURRR, you say. THAT'S JUST THE CHALLENGE. IT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO BE EASY. Well fuck that noise, you lopsided frankenfaced fuckfurter.

Tell me, please, why does the GAME have to win? Huh? What happens when the game wins and I lose? Is there some huge fucking kegger waiting for it when it gets done? Is there money involved? Or perhaps the motives are more sinister. Maybe the game's family is being held hostage by another game and that game has it's cock in F-Zero's wife's mouth and he's holding a cell phone up to her and F-Zero can hear her pained moans and cries for help and the asshole game then says, "You beat that cock-sucking human, or I'll blow her brains out." I COULD UNDERSTAND THAT. I CAN BE SYMPATHETIC.

It's not any fun if I can't win, you faggots. I want to move on. I want to unlock whatever piece of shit clown car you have hidden away from me so I can start racing and get pissed off with that too. When your game prevents me from fully enjoying the product I have bought you have failed in your fucking mission to deliver a game. You lose! You break the contract! You contract the gay and fucking DIE DIE DIE.

[Gulkeeva]

Very first Ninja Gaiden

1 hit instant death, had the hardest as hell crazy levels (got I hated the level with random wind push directions) all the while dodging stuff flying all over the screen.

Don't think I ever beat that game...

Contra was a bitch too imo

[Jefe]

I didn't find Sagat to be difficult, he just spams the shit out of tiger fireballs. I'd just jump in and combo him. He'd sneak a tiger uppercut once in a while but he wasn't much of a threat.

[Tsutsumiko]

Ninja Gaiden is tough.

Super Ghosts N' Goblins (or was it just Ghosts N' Goblins?)

And what I consider to be underrated, Silver Surfer for the NES. That game is hard (but granted it becomes much easier once you memorize the level, still worth your time if you want to kill a few hours in an old school challenging game).

[Diamicles]

Ninja Gaiden is tough.

Super Ghosts N' Goblins (or was it just Ghosts N' Goblins?)

And what I consider to be underrated, Silver Surfer for the NES. That game is hard (but granted it becomes much easier once you memorize the level, still worth your time if you want to kill a few hours in an old school challenging game).

Probably thinking of the original ghosts n goblins...that difficulty was insane then, and is still way too difficult now.

[Kiarax]

lol @ listing a Monster Hunter boss as a hardest boss

Anyways, a lot of the crazy shmups have some pretty ridiculous bosses. If you've played the new Prinny platformer for the PSP, you're in for some "fun" surprises there as well..

Started playing the Prinny game today, how many stages are there? I wasted a fuckload of Prinnies on the demon twins boss (second stage), God damn if that's the second boss I can only imagine how stupid this game could get difficulty wise. I'm down to around 960 Prinnies left after that stage, is that still a decent amount? I have no idea what kind of amount I want to be aiming for after each stage.

[Exoduso]

Fighting Dante in that one room in DMC4 was hard as hell...