ZULU Linkshell of Fenrir

[Ghost_Wheel22]

Talk about having a $2000 rug getting pulled out from underneath you. Sending it to the STU would totally bump you up a karma bracket.

[zantes]

what's even more hilarious is the application reqs, which I perused for the lulz.

Our requirements are as follows:

1. You must have 3+ Lv. 75 jobs including at least one of the following: PLD, WHM, RDM, BLM, and BRD
2. You must have excellent play time
3. You must be flexible job wise (no complaints about going to events on a certain job) and time wise.
4. Appropriate subjobs leveled(rdm/drk, pld/nin, etc.)
5. You must have experience with doing endgame, minimally some wyrm and land king experience.
6. You must have Dynamis-Xarcabard access.
7. You must have Bahamut v2 access.
8. You must have Sea.
9. You must be willing to drop what you are doing and race to Tiamat/Khimaira/Cerberus/Dark Ixion/Sandworm when they pop.
10. Must be willing to scan/stand by during Dark Ixion and Sandworm windows.
11. You must wear the RockNRolla pearl any time you are online.
12. You must attend all linkshell events when you are online.
13. You must have excellent Gear
14. Ventrilo access is an asset
15. Botting is a Great Asset to you app.

Same requirements as Zulu has. Not really that strange.

[BerenTebogo]

Precursor: I don't care one way or another because lolbots

This was sent to me by someone without enough posts to give it to all you fun fellows in advanced so here you go.
http://i44.tinypic.com/evc7jt.jpg

I'm...indifferent?

Edit: Guess I'm a bit late

Purplefontlol (12:13:32 PM): yeah they only got license for 5
Purplefontlol (12:13:39 PM): paid 1000 more dollars
Purplefontlol (12:13:57 PM): iifuzz told lalala yesterday

[tinytup]

Precursor: I don't care one way or another because lolbots

This was sent to me by someone without enough posts to give it to all you fun fellows in advanced so here you go.
http://i44.tinypic.com/evc7jt.jpg

I'm...indifferent?

Edit: Guess I'm a bit late

Purplefontlol (12:13:32 PM): yeah they only got license for 5
Purplefontlol (12:13:39 PM): paid 1000 more dollars
Purplefontlol (12:13:57 PM): iifuzz told lalala yesterday

LOL dumb fucks, think they would learn to shut the fuck up and keep things secret by now. That's the problem though, Xatsh always did have a big mouth, even on vent his voice nearly burst my damn ear drums ><

[Devek]

On vent, you can apply a filter on individual users to make them softer or louder as needed.

[tinytup]

Would've been better to just mute him, so that buzzing in my ear totally disappears and doesn't just fade.

[fndragon]

So again, why hasn't SE come down like the fist of an angry god on iiFuzz yet?

[The Blackrose]

Because...

SUNDI DOESN'T KNOW!
SUNDI DOESN'T KNOW!
SUNDI DOESN'T KNOW!
SO DON'T TELL SUNDI!

[BerenTebogo]

Because...

SUNDI DOESN'T KNOW!
SUNDI DOESN'T KNOW!
SUNDI DOESN'T KNOW!
SO DON'T TELL SUNDI!

I lol'd out loud way harder than I should've at this.

[Devek]

Someone should put some good lyrics to that and a get band together to perform that at the next fan fest..

[Araelus]

Someone should put some good lyrics to that and a get band together to perform that at the next fan fest..

I'll take your bet and raise you a:

Sundi doesn’t know,
That Fafnir and me
Fight each time in the Aery
Purple name leaves you in the lurch
But Wing doesn’t go
Outside our party, and...

Sundi doesn’t know, oh.
Sundi doesn’t know-oh.
So don’t tell Sundi!
Sundi doesn’t know,
Sundi doesn’t know.
SO DON’T TELL SUNDI!

Might do some serving hopping,
Got a LS bot and we’re not stopping.

‘cause Sundi doesn’t know,
Sundi doesn’t know,
Sundi doesn’t know,
Sundi doesn’t know.
So don’t tell Sundi.
Sundi doesn’t knoooooow...
DON’T TELL SUNDI!

I can’t believe he’s so trustin’
While for leet drops I’m lustin’.

Taskforce’s got him on the phone,
And I’m tryin’ not to groan.
It’s a three way GM call,
And he knows nothing.
NOTHING!

Sundi doesn’t know,
Sundi doesn’t know,
Sundi doesn’t know,
Don’t tell Sundi.
‘cause Sundi doesn’t know,
Sundi doesn’t knoooooow...
SO DON’T TELL SUNDI!

Spend gil on hookers and blow,
Everyone will go.
Sundi doesn’t know,
Sundi doesn’t know,
Sundi doesn’t knoooooow...

Ridill free lot? Why not?
It’s so cool when you’re this Haut.
And next week, Valley of Sorrow.
Laughin’ so hard ‘cuz
Sundi doesn’t know,
Sundi doesn’t know.

(I claimed Tiamat on his birthday.)

Sundi doesn’t know,
Sundi doesn’t know,
Sundi doesn’t know,
Sundi doesn’t know,
Don’t tell Sundi.
Sundi doesn’t knoooooow...

/filk
Standard Disclaimer:
I do not condone or participate in botting or 3rd-party program use in any way. Sundi was actually very cool when I talked to him at FanFest. That said, I couldn't resist rewriting these lyrics...

[Dimmauk]

I'll take your bet and raise you a:



/filk
Standard Disclaimer:
I do not condone or participate in botting or 3rd-party program use in any way. Sundi was actually very cool when I talked to him at FanFest. That said, I couldn't resist rewriting these lyrics...

LOL @ Sundi song

[Araelus]

This, please. You have the opportunity for revenge and for great justice.

It is like saying, "send that info along to the president" when he only reads 10 letters a day out of the thousands sent except in this situation SE reads 0 letters a day out of the thousands sent that complain about MMM costing too much gil.

Went back and bothered to read through more than The Blackrose's song post... I recommend sending the bot data to the FFXI Community Team in addition to the STF.

Just sending it to SE in general it'll get buried or lost. The STF might lose it in the shuffle or put it on the backburner if they can't easily do something. But all the attached drama and bad perceptions of FFXI as a game that can be hacked with this degree of finesse will interest Square's PR staff. If the Community Team picks up on the PR side of this, they might double-team the situation along with the STF.

Remember Sundi's "RMT-Pwnerv1.337"? Maybe Square can whip up something along those lines.

[Devek]

I don't think SE would know what to do with the bot or how to crack Themida.

If someone wanted to cause trouble they would send it to the one person that would know what to do with it >.> The one who shall not be named.

[Unstable]

I don't think SE would know what to do with the bot or how to crack Themida.

If someone wanted to cause trouble they would send it to the one person that would know what to do with it >.> The one who shall not be named.

..... blizzard!!!!


Does taj even play still? :z

[Pikarya]

He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named probably still plays but without his old name "You-Know-Who".

Am I doing it right?

[S N K]

LOL @ that Sundi Song.

[Takedown3]

So again, why hasn't SE come down like the fist of an angry god on iiFuzz yet?

what is it you think SE can do to fuzzy?

[Araelus]

LOL @ that Sundi Song.

I'm glad The Blackrose mentioned it to begin with. I'll take requests if anyone wants to suggest another song to filk.

[lolwut]

what is it you think SE can do to fuzzy?

Something like this would work, I'd imagine. Glider, as far as I've been told, doesn't even go as far (reading packets) as the claim bots do, so SE should have an even stronger case.

Not that my knowledge of Glider amounts to much of anything, as I have no interest in WoW.