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  1. #21
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    Is this turning into a movie quote thread?

    Vinnie Jones, Lockstock:

    "The fact that you’ve got "Replica" written down the side of your gun. (withdraws his gun) And the fact that I’ve got "Desert Eagle point five O" written on the side of mine, should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now… Fuck off."

    XD

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    Quote Originally Posted by guartz View Post
    bah you are lucky man.


    In russia, we didn't even have windows or video games.

    We had to barricade ourselves with potatoes.
    Dude, you're Russian?

    On-topic - I'm also hispanic, and honestly, not to be racist... but I'd like to see some news stories where whites and other minorities are shooting people in the fucking face over spots in line, who ordered their hamburger first, and who gets to take home the Wii.

    It seems like a very bad thing to say, but most of the white-collar and humane crimes I hear about are committed by the white folk while most of the stupid bullshit crimes are done by black people or hispanics.

    Quit fitting the fucking stereotype people, the country's fucked up enough as it is.

    Seriously. Over a fucking movie theater spot? We need to start limiting gun sales in this country. People think guns are the answer to everything. Yea, they're cool. Great. Stupid fucking people always ruin it for everyone.

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    Why would you want to hear stories about that white people shooting each other over the last purple Express shirt? We have enough of that stupid shit already. Stereotypes are that way for a reason. Most are true. That's also why they're funny. Now, I'm going to be the stereotypical arab american that I am and go back to hating America!

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    wish it was as easy to just pick up and move as it is to say >.<

    i live in the worst area in revere, mass and while it's not common it's certainly not unheard of. and it's the first time they've actually came through the damn window.


    so it's known my rant wasn't race bias'd, white people black people asian or hispanic. macho is worldwide bs

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    I call bullshit on this obvious fabrication. Everyone knows Niggas don't live in New England.











    Unless you're talking about Randy Moss.

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    I beg to differ. KG is pretty hood.

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    Excellent point.

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    "Only a fool trusts his life to a weapon" - Gray Fox

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    Despite my name deriving from Gray Fox...I still /face palmed at that being posted here.

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    I've been in such situations before, OP. From what I can recall, I try not to remember, this happened in my old house about seven times. Nobody ever got hurt the first six times, but we weren't so fortunate the seventh time.

    Chilling playing some Half Life way back when and we hear gun shots, sure enough two came flying in and managed to strike our cat. Shit hit the fan, my parents flipped. We lost one little cat and my mom got scared and said "You're moving with your aunt and uncle in Bel Air!"

    (I don't feel like typing the rest)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Farseer View Post
    Is this turning into a movie quote thread?

    Vinnie Jones, Lockstock:

    "The fact that you’ve got "Replica" written down the side of your gun. (withdraws his gun) And the fact that I’ve got "Desert Eagle point five O" written on the side of mine, should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now… Fuck off."

    XD
    That's Snatch not Lock Stock.

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    Correct, that scene takes place in the bar between Bullet Tooth Tony, and the trio of Vincent, Solomon and Tyrone.

    Mincy little faggot balls.

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    If you are worried about getting shot, just wear a good weave.

    Woman OK after bullet ends up in her hair weave

    Woman OK after bullet ends up in her hair weave

    Thu Feb 19, 11:37 pm ET
    Woman Saved by ... Her Hair Play Video ABC News – Woman Saved by ... Her Hair

    KANSAS CITY, Mo. – Other than having a bit of a headache, a Kansas City woman was uninjured after a bullet fired at her ended up tangled in her hair weave. Police said the 20-year-old woman was in a convenience store parking lot late Wednesday when a man flagged her down and told her that her ex-boyfriend still loved her.

    She replied, "Well I dont love him," then heard gunshots. She said she looked behind the vehicle and saw her ex-boyfriend firing a handgun at her. She stomped her accelerator and fled, then turned into another parking lot and called police.

    She told officers she recently had ended an eight-month relationship with the suspect.

    Police arrested the ex-boyfriend and his friend in a car.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kuronosan View Post
    Dude, you're Russian?

    On-topic - I'm also hispanic, and honestly, not to be racist... but I'd like to see some news stories where whites and other minorities are shooting people in the fucking face over spots in line, who ordered their hamburger first, and who gets to take home the Wii.

    It seems like a very bad thing to say, but most of the white-collar and humane crimes I hear about are committed by the white folk while most of the stupid bullshit crimes are done by black people or hispanics.

    Quit fitting the fucking stereotype people, the country's fucked up enough as it is.

    Seriously. Over a fucking movie theater spot? We need to start limiting gun sales in this country. People think guns are the answer to everything. Yea, they're cool. Great. Stupid fucking people always ruin it for everyone.

    Yes, born and raised.

    Gun control will do to guns, what war on drugs did to drugs.

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    Eh, back in the 90s we had drive-bys, school shootings, beatings, etc. I don't know if any of you have seen the movie "Colours," but it was kinda like that lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fhqwghads View Post
    I blame teh rap music.
    I blame the hip-hop.

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    Quote Originally Posted by guartz View Post
    Yes, born and raised.

    Gun control will do to guns, what war on drugs did to drugs.
    Not really, you can't grow guns in your basement.

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    Dude get the fuck out of the ghetto! I lived in NYC all my life and never experienced something like that. >.>;

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bartylby View Post
    picture this. you're sitting in your room playing a game watching tv w/e

    then BAM two shots, BAM 4 retaliatory shots, two of which COME THROUGH YOUR FUCKING WINDOW AND ALMOST KILL YOUR BROTHER.

    i fucking hate my neighborhood, hell all senseless violence that plagues this and every other country on this planet. since when did it become the norm to kill on such a whim. . .

    where is the fucking honor and respect in pulling a piece when it's just as easy to go 1v1 in a bare knuckle brawl. why must people insist on "keeping it real, and not playing that shit" when it comes to shit like that? you get insulted or disrespected you reclaim that respect by doing it the right way, not just acing the other person just cause you can.
    who the fuck cares if he might be a better fighter, there are other ways of regaining lost respect in the eyes of your friends if you don't win the fist fight. why do people insist on doing that shit with violence instead of something more sensible. . .

    jesus christ
    You didn't fire back?

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