Mass Effect 2

[ZarakiKujata]

just wow....

I think I'll be done with ME when I see the first krogan/varren fan fic.

[Atreides]

wtf I never heard this during the game when I made the hanar squadmate joke, rofl

[ZarakiKujata]

wtf I never heard this during the game when I made the hanar squadmate joke, rofl

Enkindle this.

[BadKarma]

What the fuck does enkindle mean

[ZarakiKujata]

What the fuck does enkindle mean

to set something on fire. The phrase doesnt really mean anything. But its just a joke about Hanar's revering the protheans as gods and I suppose its supposed to be a reference to prometheus giving man fire in greek mythology.

[Ronfar]

What the fuck does enkindle mean

Its the Hanar word for the Protheans. In ME1 a Hanar is preaching about them and a C Sec is giving it shit, like a mini quest.

Edit Beat

[Akucaen]

Enkindle this.

This one does not have time for your sold waste excrement.

[Karshe]

Man, those enkindle jokes just get funnier every other page!

[Akucaen]

INSTANT CLASSICS STAY FUNNY.

[BRP]

There is apparently a lot of unused dialogue. eg Tali at Mordin's recruit quest, Legion at Garrus's recruit quest. I think because of Xbox360 limitations they cut away some of the freedom of the game that might have been originally planned.

[Akucaen]

Fucking 360 limitations. QQ

[BadKarma]

DVD limitations*

[BRP]

Sucks because I thought the original plan for Legion was to have him follow(hunt) you around on missions and shit until he finally joined you. You get him so late that I imagine that there is probably several conversations worth of unused dialogue.


EDIT: Aleena (Wrex's asari rival) = Aria?

http://masseffect.wikia.com/wiki/Aleena
http://masseffect.wikia.com/wiki/Aria_T%27Loak

[Akucaen]

Maybe for ME3 they'll force a mandatory install on the 360 so this shit won't crop up again.

[BRP]

I think Mass Effect Ascension might have ruined Tali for me. Quarians basically carry(wear) their shit and piss around when on non-quarian ships. Hell, they could shit and piss anywhere they want too. Even while you are hugging them in your bed. Man, they better drop something like "our bathrooms are clean enough for quarians" so I can get this image out of my head.

[Atreides]

they need to make suits that burn poop for power

[Akucaen]

Quarians use their defecation to make ethanol to burn for their suit power.

Obviously.

[ZarakiKujata]

I think Mass Effect Ascension might have ruined Tali for me. Quarians basically carry(wear) their shit and piss around when on non-quarian ships. Hell, they could shit and piss anywhere they want too. Even while you are hugging them in your bed. Man, they better drop something like "our bathrooms are clean enough for quarians" so I can get this image out of my head.

Uh they keep their envirosuits on in quarian ships too lol

Quarians are constantly shitting son. But to be honest wtf do you think Shepard is doing when he needs to drop a deuce on a mission?

Spoiler: show

He's pissing and shitting all over his envirosuits diapers too

[Atreides]

I didnt even realize shepard's cabin had a bathroom until 75% of the way through the game when I thought I glitched through a wall clicking on my space hamster.

[ZarakiKujata]

I didnt even realize shepard's cabin had a bathroom until 75% of the way through the game when I thought I glitched through a wall clicking on my space hamster.

yeah same

before I found it I was thinking what the fuck kind of shitty ship is this that the captain has to go down 2 decks to take a shit.

edit: anybody find it funny that Shepard wasnt promoted by the Alliance for saving the Citadel? like even posthumously its weird, if Ashley dies she gets decorations from alliance and turians and is the first human to get the turian medal and yet the first human spectre gets shit?
After this game Shepard better be a Rear Admiral or something.