Mass Effect 2

[Meepein]

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It's from a thread on Kotaku where people discuss how their ending turned out for them. For me, I had my female Shepard macking on Jacob most of the game (cause my Shepard is black, thought it was appropriate, even dubbed him 'chocolate thunder' privately.) Then, out of the blue, Garrus (my fave from the first game), is like 'hey, we can blow off steam together, if you know what I mean.' And, well, curiosity took over. I mean, Turian sex? Really? This I gotta see. I dumped Jacob (he took it hard, oh well, he was boring, and Garrus is more Turian anyway.) Of course, you see nothing, but it was hilarious to hear Mordin give advice, and Garrus have to look up how it's done (along with being a huge dork with some of the worst metaphors ever, like how he likes to 'savor the last shot before popping the heat sink.')

I think on my next playthrough I am gonna try for Thane or Tali (if possible, does she even swing that way?) Hell, it would be awesome to seduce Mordin, since I get the feeling the comedy there would be endless.

Regardless, at least I only killed 1 of my team at the end (Legion got shot in the face, oops.) Gonna play through the last mission one more time to redo that choice (I could have saved him with a better team lead), then work on getting level 30, then do New Game +.

[ZarakiKujata]

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It's from a thread on Kotaku where people discuss how their ending turned out for them. For me, I had my female Shepard macking on Jacob most of the game (cause my Shepard is black, thought it was appropriate, even dubbed him 'chocolate thunder' privately.) Then, out of the blue, Garrus (my fave from the first game), is like 'hey, we can blow off steam together, if you know what I mean.' And, well, curiosity took over. I mean, Turian sex? Really? This I gotta see. I dumped Jacob (he took it hard, oh well, he was boring, and Garrus is more Turian anyway.) Of course, you see nothing, but it was hilarious to hear Mordin give advice, and Garrus have to look up how it's done (along with being a huge dork with some of the worst metaphors ever, like how he likes to 'savor the last shot before popping the heat sink.')

I think on my next playthrough I am gonna try for Thane or Tali (if possible, does she even swing that way?) Hell, it would be awesome to seduce Mordin, since I get the feeling the comedy there would be endless.

Regardless, at least I only killed 1 of my team at the end (Legion got shot in the face, oops.) Gonna play through the last mission one more time to redo that choice (I could have saved him with a better team lead), then work on getting level 30, then do New Game +.

The dialogue is there with Tali but you cant seal the deal. The funniest sex metaphor Garrus told me as male shep was how he was boxing that turian chick back when he was in the military and they went 8 rounds without either losing cause she was flexible and he had superior reach. Then they headed back to his quarters and is like "I lost I had reach but she had flexibility" I lol'd so hard.

[Meepein]

Yeah, Garrus was just so awkward, everyone else is like 'wooo, let's do it!', and Garrus is all 'uhhh, here's a bad metaphor for sex, want some?'. And never mind Kelly, I think she would hump an Elcor. Or a Volus. Or a Reaper. Really, she was just 'hi, nice to meet you, let's screw.'

I liked her.

[ZarakiKujata]

Yeah, Garrus was just so awkward, everyone else is like 'wooo, let's do it!', and Garrus is all 'uhhh, here's a bad metaphor for sex, want some?'. And never mind Kelly, I think she would hump an Elcor. Or a Volus. Or a Reaper. Really, she was just 'hi, nice to meet you, let's screw.'

I liked her.

DLC to have three way with her and your real LI inc

[Charismatic]

Anyone tried waiting til after the IFF to do Tali's loyalty quest... you know, so you can bring Legion along.
How awkward would that be?

[The Blackrose]

It's humorous, to say the least.

[BRP]

yeah few things I would like to check out. Also Tali when you are dealing with the C-Sec/Volus/Quarian.

[Atreides]

i wonder how quarians eat/poop

or what happens if they sneeze in there

[Ragnell]

So yea, Scions are fucking faggots, which gun shreds them, I'm stuck on the the same part BRP is on, Collectors ship with the moving pillar shits.

[BadKarma]

So yea, Scions are fucking faggots, which gun shreds them, I'm stuck on the the same part BRP is on, Collectors ship with the moving pillar shits.

Warp and Incinerate fuck them up hard.

[ZarakiKujata]

i wonder how quarians eat/poop

or what happens if they sneeze in there

they have compartments for both, its touched upon in Ascension iirc

the eating that is, but I think they mention bathroom in passing too.

[Obev]

I luv u Morgan Qalbman.

[Spoony Bob]

I'm not sure if it's because I talked to him so much or just because I hadn't pursued a relationship at that point, but the conversation I got from him was hilarious.

I can't find it on youtube, but he thought I was interested in him. He made it pretty clear the feeling wasn't mutual.

Little late but

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCtFrIFs_Fo

also

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[Charismatic]

See, Miz... this is why I fucks with Miranda.

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[BadKarma]

Haha you're black.

[Charismatic]

and bangin' white bitches, that's the way things should be.

[Kyo]

and bangin' white bitches, that's the way things should be.

Like a boss.

[BadKarma]

and bangin' white bitches, that's the way things should be.

Agreed. White women > black women.

[Algoth]

Just finished the game on Insanity, took a little over 30 hours. I did every possible sidequest (and the N7 / Cerberus Assignments), excluding Legion's loyalty quest, as I gave him to the Cerberus for study.
Played Engineer, it was ridiculously easy with Heavy Incinerate, Heavy Overload and Attack Drone to keep the enemies distracted. After getting Sniper rifle and getting all upgrades in the game, even Scions were easy.
It was fun being a dick to everyone, as I picked all the paragon options on my first playthrough. I miss my scars from ME1 though, not even laser beam eyes can make up for the loss of my badass mouth scars.

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The ending was a bit depressing. I'm sure it's supposed to be that way, but according to the Codex, the Council races have 75 dreadnoughts in total, each of them smaller than one Reaper. There's not a snowball's chance in hell we will survive, let alone win this war.

Edit: I'm missing only 3 achievements: Tactician, Brawler and Warp specialist. I didn't use Warp at all on my two playthroughs for some reason, and Tactician and Brawler just aren't very fun achievement to get, so not touching those.

[The Blackrose]

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The ending was a bit depressing. I'm sure it's supposed to be that way, but according to the Codex, the Council races have 75 dreadnoughts in total, each of them smaller than one Reaper. There's not a snowball's chance in hell we will survive, let alone win this war.

If you listened to the news postings in the Citadel, Omega or Illium...

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1.) Asari handed their share of defensive responsibilities off to the Turians.
2.) Turians are saying fuck it to the Treaty of Farixen and are ramping up ship production.

It could be more due to the fact that I let the Council die (sightless morons), but that's how it came up for me.