Haggis Hurling 2009 Season starting up

[Demosthenes]

Huh? You don't know about the WHH?

I do, but I never hear women clamor about watching men. I do enjoy watching the WHH myself, beats WNBA. They actually have tits!

[Falisa]

Thats the Women's Haggis Hurling division if you didn't know. They've got some really talented people, in fact, i'd say they're close competition with the mens.

[Demosthenes]

Did you guys follow it 2 years ago? Matheson did not deserve his win. He clearly had one foot off the bucket. They still have not revoked his win though.

[Falisa]

I'm a big fan of Bonne Mcleary. She's got great form. Check her out during her practice, you can't deny her skill.

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[BerenTebogo]

the WHH shouldn't exist. For years women weren't allowed to play neither golf nor HH.

Honestly, it's a disgrace to the noble sport to have women hurling haggis.

[Demosthenes]

the WHH shouldn't exist. For years women weren't allowed to play neither golf nor HH.

Honestly, it's a disgrace to the noble sport to have women hurling haggis.

I enjoy watching women hurl. I'm not exactly sure where your sexism is coming from.

[Vandole]

Global warming has really affected the world of haggis tossing. it's made core temperature metagame, because your haggis will roll better when its at the sweet spot temperature wise.

[Demosthenes]

Global warming has really affected the world of haggis tossing. it's made core temperature metagame, because your haggis will roll better when its at the sweet spot temperature wise.

MYTH!

[Vandole]

MYTH!

HOOLIHAN JENKINS ALREADY MADE A BIG ANNOUNCEMENT ABOUT HOW BIG OF A PROBLEM GLOBAL WARMING IS IN THE WORLD OF HAGGIS HURLING.

YOU OF ALL PEOPLE SHOULD KNOW THIS.

JENKINS SAID THAT IT CHANGED THE GAME ALMOST OVERNIGHT ONCE THEY REALIZED IF YOU MADE YOUR HAGGIS A LITTLE WARMER THAN THE TEMPERATURE OF THAT DAY IT WILL GO FARTHER.


AND BEFORE YOU EVEN SAY "WHO THE FUCK IS HOOLIHAN!?"


HE'S THE FUCKING PRESIDENT OF THE WORLD HAGGIS HURLING ASSOCIATION

TL;DR: Haggis proves global warming fact.






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[Demosthenes]

BULLSHIT!

And how often has Jenkins said any fucking thing that made sense?

[Blarg]

great hurl

[Vandole]

Don't you even get started on this. you've hated Jenkins ever since his promotion.

Get off of O'Shenani's dick you twat, you're just mad he was fired over the Haggis stuffing debacle.

YES DEMOSTHENES, NOT CLEANING THE SHIT OUT OF THE INTESTINES BEFORE YOU PUT IT INTO HAGGIS GIVES THE HURLER AN UNFAIR ADVANTAGE

[Darkslitter]

Don't you even get started on this. you've hated Jenkins ever since his promotion.

Get off of O'Shenani's dick you twat, you're just mad he was fired over the Haggis stuffing debacle.

YES DEMOSTHENES, NOT CLEANING THE SHIT OUT OF THE INTESTINES BEFORE YOU PUT IT INTO HAGGIS GIVES THE HURLER AN UNFAIR ADVANTAGE

Wasn't there a recent incident about Jenkins using a rubber haggis? He seems pretty shady to me. Neil Kneal however seems like a truly magnificent hurler of haggis. I wouldn't be surprised if he becomes the top Haggis Hurler in the world

[Vandole]

Wasn't there a recent incident about Jenkins using a rubber haggis? He seems pretty shady to me. Neil Kneal however seems like a truly magnificent hurler of haggis. I wouldn't be surprised if he becomes the top Haggis Hurler in the world

But darkslitter, that was when Jenkins came out about being a member of PETA, and PETA started to encourage him to no longer use animal intestines for HH.


Then he left peta.

[Demosthenes]

I thought we were talking about global warming? Paxton Ackland and O'Shenani are the only ones to follow. They bring logic and guidelines even as a commentators. Jenkins has done nothing worthwhile aside from crying for his favorites and the people he coached. Get over it, he's biased and a cheat. Get off his nuts Vandole.

[Darkslitter]

But darkslitter, that was when Jenkins came out about being a member of PETA, and PETA started to encourage him to no longer use animal intestines for HH.


Then he left peta.

being a member of peta makes jenkins even more shady.

[Vandole]

being a member of peta makes jenkins even more shady.

Dude. Jenkins is the one who pioneered the women's haggis hurling pro scene.

Don't forget that.

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[BerenTebogo]

McFadden placed second in yesterday's tourney.

Fucking O'Reilly pulled it out. Severely disappointed.

How many of you caught the matches in HD?

[Caiti]

DS being awesome

<33333333 your new sig, lol.

[Darkslitter]

<33333333 your new sig, lol.

Thanks for the compliment, but i think you found it so awesome because of the greatness that is hagis hurling.

McFadden placed second in yesterday's tourney.

Fucking O'Reilly pulled it out. Severely disappointed.

How many of you caught the matches in HD?

my dorm channels don't get any hagis hurling unfortunately, I'll probably be able to watch the match online though. If anyone has a link it would be much appreciated.