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    Man Held Woman Captive In Diaper, Read Bible To Her For Three Days

    Police: Ohio Man Held Woman Captive, Read Bible

    By THE ASSOCIATED PRESS
    Published: February 17, 2009
    Filed at 9:46 p.m. ET
    TOLEDO, Ohio (AP) -- A man held a woman captive in handcuffs and an adult diaper for three days while he read Bible passages to her, police said.

    Troy Brisport, 34, was charged with kidnapping and felonious assault. Bail was set Tuesday at $400,000.

    He picked up the woman Wednesday night in Detroit after she told him she had nowhere to stay, and brought her to his home in Toledo, about 55 miles away, police said.

    The woman told police that after she fell asleep Brisport handcuffed her wrists and ankles, gagged her, undressed her and put her in an adult diaper, then read Bible passages, said police Capt. Ray Carroll.

    She apparently was not sexually assaulted, Carroll said. However, court documents alleged that Brisport tried several times to suffocate the woman using a pillow and blanket.

    The woman told police she escaped Saturday after Brisport fell asleep. Police found her dressed only in a T-shirt and the adult diaper and still wearing handcuffs.

    There was no immediate response Tuesday to a call seeking comment from jail officials, and there was no indication whether Brisport had an attorney to speak for him.

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    TAKE THAT RELIGION!

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    Let's just assume everyone knows where I stand on this issue.

    I did the same thing with my child, except it was the Origin of species and other great works of non-fiction.

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    TIME FOR YOUR BIBLE STORIES!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mizango View Post
    Let's just assume everyone knows where I stand on this issue.

    I did the same thing with my child, except it was the Origin of species and other great works of non-fiction.
    Strangely, I would have no problem with that. A friend of mine joked about that if he finds out that his kids don't believe in evolution he will disown them lawl. I'm very afraid that I might do the same.

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    Lol... I'm trying to think of something witty and unbecoming. But I can't. The Samuel Jackson pic fucked me up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 0ni0n View Post
    Strangely, I would have no problem with that. A friend of mine joked about that if he finds out that his kids don't believe in evolution he will disown them lawl. I'm very afraid that I might do the same.

    lol everyone comes to that point. My daughter comes home and her friends tell her things like "She is going to die and go to hell if she doesn't give God money for teaching you at church", it scares her big time. Shes a third grader and it pisses me off.

    /Raaaaaaage

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mizango View Post
    lol everyone comes to that point. My daughter comes home and her friends tell her things like "She is going to die and go to hell if she doesn't give God money for teaching you at church", it scares her big time. Shes a third grader and it pisses me off.

    /Raaaaaaage
    Gimme mony i report u

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    All this needs is that the guy founded a radio station based on dispelling the stigma that Christians are nuts.

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    Worst form of torture I can think of

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alistaire View Post
    All this needs is that the guy founded a radio station based on dispelling the stigma that Christians are nuts.
    Haha.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Katlan View Post
    Worst form of torture I can think of
    ^ <3

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    Quote Originally Posted by Correction View Post
    TIME FOR YOUR BIBLE STORIES!

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    I thought the same thing LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mizango View Post
    lol everyone comes to that point. My daughter comes home and her friends tell her things like "She is going to die and go to hell if she doesn't give God money for teaching you at church", it scares her big time. Shes a third grader and it pisses me off.

    /Raaaaaaage
    I bestow this upon you. Please don't let your daughter listen to this man.

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    oh god I remember that.. isn't it the sleeping/farting priest or something?

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    He was on BET at like 4 in the morning. He would often speak in tongues and pretty much rob people in the name of Jesus.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MrW View Post
    He was on BET at like 4 in the morning. He would often speak in tongues and pretty much rob people in the name of Jesus.
    Hey! You hold it right there! No one talks about Pastor Creflo Dollar like that.

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    A few of my favorite Creflo quotes:

    -God promises in Isaiah 53 to heal every physical illness of anyone who has faith.

    -Any Christian who believes in poverty is outside God's will. Anything you speak and believe, with understanding, will come true just as you want it.

    -Finally, we know that God wants us to be rich spiritually, physically and financially

    These are from his open letter to Congress seeking account information on Mega churches. It's funny listening to a rich motherfucker telling you that you're going to hell for being poor.

    Quick! Someone light the Neo signal!

    ♪♪♪I preach a sermon bout the paper like im Creflo Dollar, im poppin' broke niggas like I pop my collar.... ♪♪♪♪

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    Samuel L. Jackson killed this thread. Now, I can't feel sorry for the lady in the diaper. D:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Katlan View Post
    Worst form of torture I can think of
    You ever sit on a toilet for a really long time? That's far worse than this.

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