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    OctoMom offered Porn deal

    OctoMom Offered Porn Deal | NBC New York

    Nadya "OctoMom" Suleman has been offered $1 million to make a pornographic movie by Vivid Entertainment.

    The deal also includes health insurance for Suleman's swollen family.

    "Nadya obviously needs income to assure that her children are secure so we are offering her up to $1 million to act in one movie," said Steven Hirsch, co-chairman of Vivid. "We've had many single mothers work with us over the years and their income from Vivid has been very helpful to them. We would schedule production so that the movie could be shot in less than a week."

    A Vivid spokesman said they hope she receives the offer in the mail today.

    The story was first reported on TMZ.com, where they had a copy of the letter Vivid sent to Suleman.

    In the letter, Hirsch points out that OctoMom would join the Vivid-Celeb imprint line, which has featured stars such as Pam Anderson, Kim Kardashian and former Miss USA and NBC daytime star Kelly McCarty.

    Suleman's octuplets, born on Jan 26. boosted her brood to 14, as she had six children already.

    In case anyone was thinking that someone with that many children wouldn't make a good porn star, keep in mind her numerous kids were all fathered through artificial insemination and delivered through C-section. We're just saying.

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    id check it out

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    id do it

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    This is a no-brainer for her lol. Get fucked for a week and be set financially when you're currently at the bottom of the barrel? Hell, if she says no I'd go as far as saying it's natural selection at work.

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    ^Or she can reject the offer, Oprah hears about it provides support + a book deal, also punch would be served.

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    Yay for feeding her all the publicity she hoped for. Good lord this country is ass backwards.

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    I hope in some way they have an octopus rape her during the film.

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    Quote Originally Posted by miokomioko View Post
    Yay for feeding her all the publicity she hoped for. Good lord this country is ass backwards.
    Oh, is it that kind of porno?

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    She is too religious to do it. She sure could put those lips to good use though.

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    Wow....

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    WHO WOULD WANT TO SEE THIS OH GOD BURN IT WITH FIRE!

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    Why would they even want her?

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    My eyes! I had forgotten that image before today

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    You know people would watch this. Who hasn't seen almost all of the celebrity sex tapes? I'd watch it to LOL, she isnt even a celebrity.

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    I prob would too tbh.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mizango View Post
    My eyes! I had forgotten that image before today
    Please, she'll get an advance prior to the shooting of the video, and get some plastic surgery to raise her tits, remove the skin from her stomach (which will be donated to the local ballfield as a raintarp), and tighten up the train-tunnel between her legs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by levish View Post
    The hangover flesh would get in the way of the action..

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