OctoMom offered Porn deal

[Mizango]

Please, she'll get an advance prior to the shooting of the video, and get some plastic surgery to raise her tits, remove the skin from her stomach (which will be donated to the local ballfield as a raintarp), and tighten up the train-tunnel between her legs.

Excellent point(s) lol.

[Day]

They could make millions by selling it as Garofalo porn.

[Mizango]

They could make millions by selling it as Garofalo porn.

Maybe if it were Cats and Dogs Garafalo, she has gotten much more fat and rotund sinc...... oh wait, i c wut u did thar.

[MrW]

Damnit, I would watch this too. Simply entitled


"Big Fat Dicks in Worn Out Clits"

[Epical]

Damnit, I would watch this too. Simply entitled


"Big Fat Dicks in Worn Out Clits"

Unless the article was joking, she was artificially inseminated and gave birth via c-section sooooooooooo... gross vag isn't as gross as you're probably thinking.

[Lordwafik]

Unless the article was joking, she was artificially inseminated and gave birth via c-section sooooooooooo... gross vag isn't as gross as you're probably thinking.

So she'd be having those weird "Belly-to-Veejay" scars instead, ewww.

[MrW]

Naw, I just needed something to rhyme with dicks. lol

[Brien]

If you ever had the fantasy of fucking a giant human looking sharpei or a tent here yah go!

[Fhloston]

do not want

(even though I'd watch it out of curiosity if it was made lol)

[Mizango]

If you ever had the fantasy of fucking a giant sharpei

Fix'd for Moots accuracy.

[mootsfox]

Fix'd for Moots accuracy.

no thx, i can shoot higher than that, a husky or shepherd at least i think.

[6souls]

http://c3.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/i...0bcbc4674a.jpg

[Obev]

I hope in some way they have an octopus rape her during the film.

Japan: waaaaay ahead of you there.

Spoiler: show

http://img6.imageshack.us/img6/1285/...hermanswif.jpg

[archibaldcrane]

Please, she'll get an advance prior to the shooting of the video, and get some plastic surgery to raise her tits, remove the skin from her stomach (which will be donated to the local ballfield as a raintarp), and tighten up the train-tunnel between her legs.

Naw, they need to turn this around fast. They can't wait 3 months for her to recover from what would be a pretty brutal body-tuck and get into fucking shape.

(Seriously, I worked on Extreme Makeover, seen docs cut a piece of skin off a formerly fat chick that looked like a goddamn stingray)

edit: I didn't mean fucking as an extraneous modifier of shape for emphasis, I meant get into physical shape in order to fuck.

[Mr. Flippy]

dont lie to yourselves you know you all would fap to every second of it

[_chuchu]

Not enough fire...

[Dimmauk]

I heard they picked Octopussy as the name of the Porn movie

[Khamsin]

When I saw "OctoMom", I thought this, before I re-read it more closely.

http://www.videogamesprites.net/Fina...tomammoth1.gif

[The Blackrose]

I believe the pumpkin speaks for me...

http://soupytrumpet.com/uploads/2008...mpkin-puke.jpg