"Fuck My Life"

[Jaybar]

Thread over.

[thestalkmore]

oh god wow hahahaha.

[Eanae]

Oh wow loool

[Khajit]

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about to orgasm, he screamed "Yes Brittany!" at the top of his lungs. My name's not Brittany. That's his sister. FML

[Waef]

Today, I get to see my boyfriend again after a month. So I decided to shave my pubic hair in the shape of a heart. After my little striptease, he gasped in admiration "Aaaw, Batman sign!" FML

lol

[Chicomagiko]

Fail Blog is made of win.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ht8JB...layer_embedded

So much win.

[_chuchu]

Fail Blog is made of win.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ht8JB...layer_embedded

So much win.

awesome.

[Talus]

Today, I went to the Doctor with my parents. When the doctor asked if I was sexually active, I said 'Yes.' My mom laughed and said 'Good one.' My dad, for added effect said, 'Your hand doesn't count.' FML

[Sol-Blackguy]

awesome.

Fuuuck, I thought the video was over until that last stunt! I almost swallowed my cigarette.

[Firedemon]

Today, I was in one of those lucid half sleeps with my boyfriend. Not fully awake to control myself, I ripped ass. I had no idea what to do. I pretended to still be sleeping. I'm pretty sure he noticed because he patted me on the back in a congratulatory sort of way. FML

lmfaooooooo

[Demosthenes11]

Fail Blog is made of win.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ht8JB...layer_embedded

So much win.

YouTube - Number of States Fail

;(

[Tomiko]

Some highlights that I don't think have been posted yet:

Today, I'm playing basketball with my little brother. After jokingly blocking his shot, he turns to me and says "You're a bitch." He's 6. After asking where he heard that word, he responded with "Daddy calls you that when you're not around." FML

Today, my sister had a friend over and I had just gotten out of the shower. I wrapped something around me and walked across the living room. When I walked through, they both started laughing hysterically. Turns out, I grabbed a poncho and the hole for the head ended up right over my crotch. FML

Today, my mom walked in on me looking at a 1978 playboy. She asked if I found it in the basement. I said yes. Then I realized she was the centerfold. FML

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. I cried and told him that I loved him. He gave me a quarter and told me to call someone who cared. I threw the quarter in his face and ran. I waited for the bus, but when I got on, I realized I was 25cents short of the fare. I walked home in the rain. FML

[remdynex]

Some highlights that I don't think have been posted yet:

That last one is brilliant! Who says men do not care, he was looking out for her still in advanced.

"Today, I told my boyfriend that I'd be going on a trip to Europe. I assured him that I would never cheat on him with any european guys. He replied with, "Why would I be worried? You're not very pretty." FML"

"Today, I was teasing my boyfriend telling him that my butt was so much cuter than his and that at least mine wasn't smelly stinky or hairy. Then he said yeah, I just wish that your vag was the same way. FML"