The Expendables (MC: 45, RT: 40%)

[ronin sparthos]

http://www.hollywoodnews.com/2010/08...dables-sequel/



What the hell is Crews smoking?

He could be on to something.

Think of all the people that'd love to see Bieber blown up or torched.

More realistically, Segal or Norris should be signed up for the next flick. JCVD is taking this shit way too seriously, these kinds of movies are just made to poke fun at yourself while making some money/doing some fanservice.

I mean, he really didnt think those flicks he made were Oscar-worthy............did he? So why screw your fans over by snubbing the type of movie that made you?

[Thoronas]

He could be on to something.

Think of all the people that'd love to see Bieber blown up or torched.

Dude you're a genius. If the next movie had Chuck Norris kicking Justin Bieber through a 10 story window onto a pit of broken glass I'd see it multiple times.

[Corrderio]

He could be on to something.

Think of all the people that'd love to see Bieber blown up or torched.

More realistically, Segal or Norris should be signed up for the next flick. JCVD is taking this shit way too seriously, these kinds of movies are just made to poke fun at yourself while making some money/doing some fanservice.

I mean, he really didnt think those flicks he made were Oscar-worthy............did he? So why screw your fans over by snubbing the type of movie that made you?

Exactly, who wouldn't want to see Bieber sniped, nuked, gutted, etc?

[Qalbert]

Plot needs to involve an evil plan to subvert youth of america via an army of bieber clones and 78% of the movie should be said clones being brutally killed

[Tyrath]

I take back my statement. You guys (and Crews) might be on to something here with the Bieber clone killing. Though I'm not sure if audience will respond well to a movie thats all about killing women.

[Krazy]

Lesbian women even.

[OWS_Tonx]

Love me some lesbian woman with fucked up ass haircuts.

[chazzyphizzle]

i prefer my asses hairless

[Overburn]

Justin Bieber cameo doing something crazy would be awesome (maybe a flashback or something, or he gets killed quickly after doing it). Past his shitty music and crazy fandom, the kid is pretty funny (see: Bieber or Die last April 1st) and can take a joke well. Seeing him do a scene like the super shotgun (either the explanation or shooting it while running down a hallway, or both) or plane fly-by would be worth the $9.50 for me.

[Iono]

Pretty bad movie. Pretty cool seeing shit get blown up. Shoulda been like pr0n less talking, more action.

[Null]

I don't know, I like my interviews in porn.

[Jaybar]

Wish they had the budget to make the movie longer and extend the story line. It felt too smashed together. This could have made a great action movie with an excellent plot. I have no gripes about action, which went above my expectations. Our entire theatre was filled with teenagers laughing at every little bit of dialogue; it made me want to punch their Bieber-loving throats in. Rourke is a damn good actor and I missed every single one of his dialogues.

[SamanosukeShiva]

didnt like the movie, but oh well my friends paid for it lol

[Xno Kappa]

Movie finally got around to my part of Germany. Shit was freaking awesome and the CGI some of you are bitching about is barely noticeable when it's only a few frames long. Austin's death was the only really crappy one that stood out. Other then that, Crews was the freaking man and the one-liner style dialogue was just as awesome.

Expendables is to action movies as Zombieland was to zombie/horror movies, an admission that the genre generally sucks 90% of the time so let's just amp up and emphasize the parts people love.

[Odesseiron]

I saw this today, finally. For the most part with the "plot" I was bored to tears. The first half of the movie was so fucking slow. I appreciate a good story in a movie with lots of dialogue. Take Inglorious Basterds for example. Great movie with awesome dialogue. This movie was complete shit though. I did expect that however, and went in knowing it was just going to be one of those fun kinda movies. I could have slept through the first hour and been happy to watch the last 30 mins. Towards the end though, the movie was fucking great. The action was over the top awesome. Terry Crews was the fucking man with his auto shotgun. Another thing, I didn't care in the slightest for any of the characters. There was also never any sense of danger for any of them. I don't know. I wasn't expecting much of the movie, but maybe a little more than this. If it wasn't for who was starring in it, I don't think I'd have even bothered.

[Qalbert]

Movie finally got around to my part of Germany. Shit was freaking awesome and the CGI some of you are bitching about is barely noticeable when it's only a few frames long. Austin's death was the only really crappy one that stood out. Other then that, Crews was the freaking man and the one-liner style dialogue was just as awesome.

Expendables is to action movies as Zombieland was to zombie/horror movies, an admission that the genre generally sucks 90% of the time so let's just amp up and emphasize the parts people love.

While I understand your point, I think Zombieland was better at it than Expendables was. Both were good, but Zombieland was great, imo.

[Qalbert]

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[Odesseiron]

While I understand your point, I think Zombieland was better at it than Expendables was. Both were good, but Zombieland was great, imo.

Agreed 100% Zombieland as a whole was a very enjoyable movie. Expendables I only liked about 40% of

[Kaylia]

I wasnt going for the plot obviously..but shit, if you're going to invest millions in a movie, why can't you hire a single decent writter for a good script? It doesnt need to be oscar worthy, but it doesnt have to be an uninspirated copy paste either.

Anyway, the action was a letdown for the most part. Shaky cam, extremely short sequence (camera cut after any punch or attacks), barely any fight in the first hours...it wasnt all bad, but I was expecting a few more memorable scenes. In 6 months, I probably won't remember anything about this movie.

[Myrrh_Quetz]

Just saw this movie. Shit was fucking amazing. Only thing that could have made it better was a voice from nowhere saying "Fatality" when Austin died with that punch to the face. It fed into my inner psycho and need to kill.