Crush your head down to a smaller size by falling off buildings.
Crush your head down to a smaller size by falling off buildings.
Nah, I'll just get really fat, so my head will appear smaller than it really is via optical illusion, and trick the hat into fitting on my head!
I once wore a Fedora while naked. Went down a storm.
11/10, i think i peed on myself a little
This is a brilliant thread and I am glad to have stumbled across it.
Indeed. I've commonly heard compliments both around the workplace and from random people on the street. It always surprises me, to be honest, the general comportment required with a hat isn't a conscious effort on my part. Needing a cane to make up for a busted knee helps in this regard.
I wear a wool fedora from Pendleton that I got ages ago from Oregon. It's served me well across three continents. Problem is, from a quick check of their website it seems they don't make an actual fedora anymore. They have other styles, though.
(Fair's fair. I didn't sport my usual slightly-too-formal look at FanFest so Sonomaa might have good reason to kill me for this post.)
Bumpdate:
I can't seem to find any stores with what I want in nyc. >.>; Went to the big macys, tried urban outfitters and a few other chains and no luck. Theres a few super fancy (Read: expensive as hell) hat stores that sells em for $200+ but that's way too much.
You were serious? I linked people from work to this thread because of the rampant lulz contained within this thread.
You were a god amongst trolls Kuno!
If I'm not I'm the best troll in history.
Good hats are not cheap. Macys? Urban outfitters? You might as well be going to Walmart.
It's either that or $200+. I'd like something inbetween. :/