Deputies: Kitten Found Stuffed Inside Marijuana Bong

[archibaldcrane]

If you stuff a cat into a box and it's scared, but it ends up getting really high instead, I think it'll get over its fear really quickly.




goddamnit I can't help it cat lovers are so easy to troll i'm sorry i'm sorry it's too fun

[Day]

Some call it torture, I call it heaven amirite?

[GeneJackit]

uggh...i didnt think i would have to think of 100 different reasons with cited sources to demonstrate that humans arent just animals...

[zoobernut]

how does saying 5 years in prison is too long equate me to supporting animal torture?

The point is, humans aren't JUST ANIMALS, and honestly if we can't agree on that simple fact then this is just a hopeless discussion

The "creating arts and vaccines" is in the POTENTIAL of humans...humans CAN create, can think, and can post retarded things on Forums...animals can't...so we are all clearly not just animals.

If i could cure cancer by hooking up a monkey to a car battery I would have one thing to say: Black is positive, red is negative.



Ok, ill be clear:

If he spends more than 2 weeks in jail (If the cat dies) then no matter if it is misdemeanor or felony the system is completely FUCKED UP

Humans are truly JUST animals. If you think otherwise you do not understand the origin of humans or the vast variety of things that other animals are capable of. I do not believe that you can just make a blanket statement of value of one species of life over another. He would not get the death penalty for killing the cat he is just going to jail.

All of the things that humans do have no meaning or merit or anything to the world at large they only have meaning to us which means that all the art and medicine and all that crap we do does not have any more value to the world than the monkey who makes a tool to pull ants out of a log to eat. It is all relative to your perspective.

[Day]

I want to know the origin of humans!! Seriously!!

[OzzofAsura]

All of the things that humans do have no meaning or merit or anything to the world at large they only have meaning to us which means that all the art and medicine and all that crap we do does not have any more value to the world than the monkey who makes a tool to pull ants out of a log to eat. It is all relative to your perspective.

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Pretty much. Technically, we do more harm than the "animals" so shouldn't we be at a negative?

After all, it's not really about whether or not we're animals. It's about being a careless piece of shit and being punished for it. Who knows? Maybe he knows he's a dipshit and he accepts whatever punishment he's getting.

[GeneJackit]

Humans are truly JUST animals. If you think otherwise you do not understand the origin of humans or the vast variety of things that other animals are capable of. I do not believe that you can just make a blanket statement of value of one species of life over another. He would not get the death penalty for killing the cat he is just going to jail.

All of the things that humans do have no meaning or merit or anything to the world at large they only have meaning to us which means that all the art and medicine and all that crap we do does not have any more value to the world than the monkey who makes a tool to pull ants out of a log to eat. It is all relative to your perspective.

so the fact that humans can do many things that no other animal can makes us in no way seperate from "just animals" I would disagree 100%


I think the origins of the human species just further illustrates my point


What about people who kill animals on purpose? I mean, should they get the death penalty b/c they are "murdering" an animal? Or should we just permit it b/c we are all just animals and it is in our "nature" to hunt and kill other creatures? thousands of animals are killed every day by other animals...how can we, as a society, let this massacre continue?

[Day]

Put all those hunters in jail. 5 yrs! Felony! ZOMG!@

[zoobernut]

so the fact that humans can do many things that no other animal can makes us in no way seperate from "just animals" I would disagree 100%


I think the origins of the human species just further illustrates my point


What about people who kill animals on purpose? I mean, should they get the death penalty b/c they are "murdering" an animal? Or should we just permit it b/c we are all just animals and it is in our "nature" to hunt and kill other creatures? thousands of animals are killed every day by other animals...how can we, as a society, let this massacre continue?

Hunting an animal and torturing it for fun are two completely separate issues. Also you are really failing at logic. Lets see here....

"so the fact that humans can do many things that no other animal can makes us in no way seperate from "just animals" I would disagree 100%"

Please if we have to consider humans separate from animals because of all the things that we can do that they can't, then we would have to consider every animal species that can do something that no other animal species can special and separate.

The point is that humans are unique but we are just a unique species of animal. Every species of animal on the planet have unique special things that they can do that no other species can do. You cannot elevate humans above all others just because you want to feel special. You are not a unique or special flower.

[Senoska]

Really? You cant be serious right? This has to be a joke...right? What was the last time an animal created a work of art? When did an animal create a vaccine?


look, the ONLY point I wanted to make was that 5 years is a long time for killing an animal...and i know this is all a big assumption...and that 5 years is probably a maximum, but the fact that 5 years is even on the table as a possibility is completely fucked up.

And yes, i know if he didnt want to do the time then he shouldn't have done the crime....but why not extend that out? Prison sentences instead of speeding tickets...i mean, you are risking the lives of others on the road....so that seems fair right?






mandatory miniums arent fabricated...they apply to a lot of drug users...which is completely messed up too, but a completely different topic...

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Also, when's the last time a human survived a two week period in the desert without water?
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When was the last time a human stung someone with their poisonous tail?
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idk, last week?

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When's the last time you've looked at a biological classification chart?
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What was the last time an animal created a work of art? When did an animal create a vaccine?

OPE SHIT, GUESS WE BE ANIMALS; to answer your question, all the time.

[GeneJackit]

Hunting an animal and torturing it for fun are two completely separate issues. Also you are really failing at logic. Lets see here....

"so the fact that humans can do many things that no other animal can makes us in no way seperate from "just animals" I would disagree 100%"

Please if we have to consider humans separate from animals because of all the things that we can do that they can't, then we would have to consider every animal species that can do something that no other animal species can special and separate.

The point is that humans are unique but we are just a unique species of animal. Every species of animal on the planet have unique special things that they can do that no other species can do. You cannot elevate humans above all others just because you want to feel special. You are not a unique or special flower.

We are unique, b/c we are the only species that gives a damn about protecting our fellow animals.

Look, your outlook is extemely bleak and cold...if your arguments are on a purely biological level then yes you are correct...we are just meat apparati meant to procreate and die...but if you REALLY think that is all there is to being human, then we are just miles away in our definitions of humans.

dont make it sound like im trying to justify my own personal existence b/c im just longing to be a special flower...

is it worse to strangle a dog with your bare hands than stepping on an ant on purpose? How many ants would u have to kill to make up for strangling that one dog? Should we fine someone for kicking over an ant hill or filling it w/ a water hose?

[Day]

Dolphin safe tuna!

[GeneJackit]

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YouTube - MUST WATCH: Elephant drawing other elephants amazing video
HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Also, when's the last time a human survived a two week period in the desert without water?
http://img21.imageshack.us/img21/258...mel800x600.jpg

Spoiler: show

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When was the last time a human stung someone with their poisonous tail?
http://img21.imageshack.us/img21/4834/scorpionh.gif

Spoiler: show

idk, last week?

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When's the last time you've looked at a biological classification chart?
http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/470...alclassifi.png

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1) Bear Grylls...Discovery Channel

2) When was the last time a scoripion used an opposable thumb to hold something...oh, thats right...never...b/c they dont have them...just like we dont FUCKING HAVE POISONOUS TAILS

3) How does this make any difference to what im saying?

[zoobernut]

We are unique, b/c we are the only species that gives a damn about protecting our fellow animals.

Look, your outlook is extemely bleak and cold...if your arguments are on a purely biological level then yes you are correct...we are just meat apparati meant to procreate and die...but if you REALLY think that is all there is to being human, then we are just miles away in our definitions of humans.

dont make it sound like im trying to justify my own personal existence b/c im just longing to be a special flower...

is it worse to strangle a dog with your bare hands than stepping on an ant on purpose? How many ants would u have to kill to make up for strangling that one dog? Should we fine someone for kicking over an ant hill or filling it w/ a water hose?

Durrrrrr The only reason we have to worry about protecting our fellow animals is because we are so retarded when it comes to the environment we are the only species to systematically destroy parts of the world to the point where they cannot be re-inhabited.

Also have you never seen all the videos of the chips that adopt kittens and care for them or the dog that started nursing other animals that were orphaned or shit I am tired of examples showing this mentality is flawed go look them up yourself.

And really that is all it is if you call that bleak and depressing you should kill yourself now but sorry to break it to you your life HAS NO MEANING BEYOND WHAT YOU GIVE IT! The world does not care we exist, the universe does not care our planet exists. Humans are not special. Every animal on this planet lives because it gives its own life meaning. If Earth were a hunk of rock hurling through space with no living species on it nothing would change, the planet would not feel differently because it does not care about us or any other species.

[OzzofAsura]

We are unique, b/c we are the only species that gives a damn about protecting our fellow animals.

Wut?

You keep changing the subject every time you're wrong.

[Senoska]

1) Bear Grylls...Discovery Channel

2) When was the last time a scoripion used an opposable thumb to hold something...oh, thats right...never...b/c they dont have them...just like we dont FUCKING HAVE POISONOUS TAILS

3) How does this make any difference to what im saying?

It matters, yes. And you're so beyond retarded it hurts.

1) Humans are Animals
2) This makes your point moot that "OMGZ KITTENZ BE NOT TEH SAME AS PPLZ SO IT BE HOOKAY TO PUT THEM IN SMOAK FILLEDZ ROOM WITH NO AIRZ"
3) lolu.

[Day]

I'm with Gene on this one, I'm going to need some justification for this punishment vs. hunting for sport.

[zoobernut]

Everyone I know who hunts for sport eats what they kill. They also take various measures to ensure the quickest kill possible and do not torture the animal.

And personally I do not agree with people who hunt for sport and do not eat the animal they kill. It is a waste.

[Day]

But he wasn't killing the cat? Would it have been ok if he was and he ate it when he was done? I don't think so.

[OzzofAsura]

But he wasn't killing the cat? Would it have been ok if he was and he ate it when he was done? I don't think so.

Can't we just assume we all already know the difference between a pet and hunting? Also, I don't mean hunting purely for sport. I think if you're going to kill something, you should be eating it or keeping an ecosystem balanced.