Gimp/Confused/WTF Player Thread IX: Real gimps, and then what Zero Serenity posts

[Seraph]

Um, lets see. Simba Buckler, Rosenbogen (Was doing ws points on kuftal crabs, bibiki seashell would be free and better?), Lamia Mantle, Ebullient ring, elusive earring, and I think everything else is pretty self explanitory.

Oh, found dead also. Against kuftal crabs...

Gonna toss my old writeup in here and defend Simba Bucker as situational and definitely not total crap:

http://www.bluegartr.com/forum/69541...ml#post2495838

That being said, I won't argue some of the other weird gear choices...what the hell?

[Charismatic]

How the fuck do you die to the crabs as a 75PLD/DNC?
I can solo some of them on my 60WAR/DNC

[Klain]

How the fuck do you die to the crabs as a 75PLD/DNC?
I can solo some of them on my 60WAR/DNC

This. Seriously... how is that even possible?

[Pyro]

So.. uh, did they win? lmao

As far as I know they attempted it at least twice if not more last night and never got it below 97%. I wasn't there, but I was told it was a spectacular show.

[Max™]

How the fuck do you die to the crabs as a 75PLD/DNC?
I can solo some of them on my 60WAR/DNC

I can go 73 Pld/Rdm, stoneskin/phalanx/protect up, take a seat and afk sitting for a couple of minutes with a couple of crabs on me... I really don't see how you could possibly die on Pld/Dnc unless you afked.

[Klain]

Hell even then if you had Drain Samba up you wouldn't die lol

[Thorny]

If this is a crack at me, you're lying. If this is not, whatever then.

I'm pretty sure I remember that carnage screenshot in the drop thread, you thought having 4 people die and still killing hydra was epic and the rest of us thought it was fail.

[Zero Serenity]

I thought it was a hillarious win.

[Knyghtmayre]

Wut, lol?

So you didn't pull out the "I have every job @ 37, usuxcuzudont" card?
You didn't shout for Nyzul 80? You didn't say that if I wasn't going SAM/NIN that I wasn't going at all?
You didn't very nearly wipe to Hydra after Askar (the only reason I wanted to go anyway) didn't drop?

I'm very confused as to how I'm lying in any sort of way.

And that 'win' was only hilarious because you thought it was something to post 4 chatlogs worth of text over.

Then again, it was really hilarious when I was standing at WG AH talking to someone and you run up and slap me, then buy an Amemet+1 off AH after your BST was being ridiculed.

[friedfunk]

No amount of /DNC can save you from Guivre, been bumrushed a few times

[Pharaun]

^

What he said. I was helping a friend break a latent a few weeks ago, and we had just finished a crab, I turned around to go look for another one and Guivre bit my face off. The sad part of the story, my friend saw Guivre coming and didn't say anything. He thought it would be funnier to watch me die...

[Klain]

Real men solo Guivre.

[Day]

^

What he said. I was helping a friend break a latent a few weeks ago, and we had just finished a crab, I turned around to go look for another one and Guivre bit my face off. The sad part of the story, my friend saw Guivre coming and didn't say anything. He thought it would be funnier to watch me die...

Ignore the EES, was an old sig, but had the exact same thing happen to me and friend a long assss time ago, cept he was on recieving end, saw it coming and thought it was after me, I just watched. I couldn't stop laughing.

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a316/Daymion/Sig2.jpg

[Ohaigaiz]

What the fuck is eagle eye

[Day]

Old message used to say that.

[BadKarma]

What the fuck is eagle eye

http://img24.imageshack.us/img24/475...ovieposter.png
http://img24.imageshack.us/img24/3717/eagleeye.jpg

[Avarice]

What the fuck is eagle eye

A decent movie.

[stavrose]

That dude is in my ls, really skilled and nice guy too. He is neither gimp nor confused, you should know when your rushing to HNMs that just pop etc. mistakes can be made, if you we're on a different job prior to rushing your gear on to get there before you lose the hold. Give it a break, look at his other gear, do you honestly fucking think he doesn't know how to dress a brd? Gtfo.

And no, it's a Musical.

lmao...
posting it here for laugh, only not not to point at people's items and u went too serious, kid ^^

[Knyghtmayre]

lmao...
posting it here for laugh, only not not to point at people's items and u went too serious, kid ^^

The fuck did you just say?

[Asura_Zilla]

Something along the lines of "I was pissed I lost claim so in rage I posted this picture here, but realizing my epic fail I'm trying to safe face by posting something not understandable followed by a ^^ face".