Gimp/Confused/WTF Player Thread IX: Real gimps, and then what Zero Serenity posts

[Dathus]

http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/ff...Dune_Boots.JPG

• Enhances Kick Attack damage by 30 (equivalent to weapon with DMG +30).
• Dragon Kick will only be affected by Dune Boots under the effect of Footwork.
• Enhances Jump Damage http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/ff...xclamation.gif

You're not paying attention. The boots I posted were the ones he was wearing <_<; Besides, I said 71. And as was said, NIN has Kick Attacks that need to be enhanced, rite? Unless I was wooshed.

[Ohaigaiz]

THOUGHT HE WAS A MNK WOOPS

[Dramafinderftw]

http://img407.imageshack.us/img407/9...0326020417.png

hurrrrrrrrrrrr

IOTA WRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[Thorny]

A) You're wearing a fucking scorpion harness on RDM, your opinion is invalid.

B) Adamantoise, lol.

C) boxer's mantle, rajas, and a random ra/ex znm drop implies stripped account >_>

[Keria]

SH = secksy elf M sideboob

gawd

[Seraphus]

this raged KB last night


http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b1...324_031512.png


never equipped hands or feet the whole time. was using a Hauberk/Ohat/Ferrara earlier but i guess he decided Vampire Cloak and a Scythe was a better bet

He and I also had an interesting conversation the other day when he was picking apart my Paladin gear lol

Basically he claims a Hrotti is absolutely useless and I'm a retard for using it in situations where it actually works (I guess Hrotti is more lol than a Scarecrow Scythe is, yo!) And he also tried loling at w legs

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a3...n/lolhavik.jpg

This LS also has that GEM of a Paladin Devilswings whom I was forced to give a Valor Surcoat to by default based on him being the only paladin in the LS who didn't have one (I tried to ask a GM for a Valor Surcoat Refund Voucher, didn't work), and he also fulltimes (idk if he still does) as Kaskara lmfao

We ended up kicking his ass because refused to come RDM when it was needed and always wanted to come on his gimp ass Paladin lol

He was also having a nice conversation with another of my LS's members the night after they raged that KB, which btw they are INFINITELY proud that they raged it, that went something to the effect of:

Devilswings>> Dude check me
LS Member>> k? and?
Devilswings>> I got K Legs, the best legs possible for PLD/NIN tanking

But he plays on PS2 so no screenshots ;-;


Edit: In honor of Callysto, I officially petition for this LS to be known on BG as "BROtotypes"

[Dathus]

A) You're wearing a fucking scorpion harness on RDM, your opinion is invalid.

B) Adamantoise, lol.

C) boxer's mantle, rajas, and a random ra/ex znm drop implies stripped account >_>

A) Well what body piece would you like me to melee in? I had Pal. Body but I opted to go with the EVA+. Personal preference. As well, don't have Goliard 'cause I don't do Nyzul Isle yet.

B) And? He still almost died at one point.

C) This has been established now. At the time I didn't think it. I've heard my LS talk over Vent about other gimps like this, thought I'd caught one.

[Thorny]

A) Well what body piece would you like me to melee in? I had Pal. Body but I opted to go with the EVA+. Personal preference. As well, don't have Goliard 'cause I don't do Nyzul Isle yet.

seeing as one chainspell bliz pretty much kills ada, none

[Dathus]

seeing as one chainspell bliz pretty much kills ada, none

Yeah, but the friend who I kill Ada with has a lot more fun taking down the fucker. I can't deny him that pleasure. We both say that one day we will kill Ada and rip the egg from its corpse and be happy to never go back to the valley again for an NQ turtle. Until that day I come RDM/NIN for adds, he comes NIN/DNC, or when he feels bored, MNK/DNC, and plays with a happy turtle.

[Nephlite]

Woot my first post in the gimp section. Here's one to drool over:

http://i242.photobucket.com/albums/f...314_225154.png

He's actually not a bad guy. Here's one... I just dunno... wtf... this crap is...

http://i242.photobucket.com/albums/f...314_220942.png

That's not a foragers.

[Day]

78k for 99 silvers is too much!!

[Hobbes]

Classic gimp, name and all.
http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/2...pirothcopy.jpg

[Knyghtmayre]

78k for 99 silvers is too much!!

Shit, I'd buy 99 silvers for 78k and sit at the damn NPC overnight and make 22k profit while not playing.

[Hwang]

This guy was in my dynamis shell, then left, and is now running with my friends limbus group, all this was full timed.

http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c194/Hwang01/Wtf.jpg

[Klain]

Painful. Fucking waste of Haidate

[Hwang]

I have no idea why they wouldn't have/use a Hauby/Hauberk either, they always had 1 in dynamis

[Karbuncle]

Ahem.

DRK/RDM in one of those pictures (Wizard's Mantle) Fulltimed Everything, including the Darksday Obi, i mean FULL TIME, Melee, WS. Quoted saying "/NIN is overrated", Guillotine never broke 600 DMG, on any of the Nyzul mobs. This one actually sent me over the edge, i just thank god i wasn't in the party with them, Watched my brother climb nyzul with them and i walked to Nyzul just to take pictures when he was done, i wish i could have caught the party chat.

Some of the more "I don't see much wrong" pictures i'll explain, anything where im targeting the Weapon, its because he's Offhanding a Higher-Damage weapon, By like 5-6 DMG, and one RDM is offhanding a Martial Anelace to a Machu..Chainsaw +1... overall not entirely gimp, more confused?

Overall not all of them are amazing Gimps, but just some who confuse the ever living shit outta me, and others are plainly gimp.

[Klutz]

Painful. Fucking waste of Haidate

^ This.

I have seen one too many WARs and NINs like that idiot waste a good piece of gear, and show everyone else how retarded the FFXI populace can really be. It really makes me rage when people like that get shit when all they do is abuse it.

[Hyriu]

18 man for >.> King's route?

edit:>.> more than a PT in that zone = urdoingitwrong.

[Bregor]

Painful. Fucking waste of Warrior's Stone

more than 3 BLMs and a refresher in that zone = urdoingitwrong.

Two for one on fixed's.