Gimp/Confused/WTF Player Thread IX: Real gimps, and then what Zero Serenity posts

[Drex]

Hop in a nyzul group with a THF friend of mine, saw them wearing this shit outside but hoped it was some kind of twisted joke. Got inside and realized it was for real...

http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m...329_220011.jpg
Beautiful (lol) = WAR with af hands and feet, almah torque, ARMADILLO CUISSES, 2 stat rings, stoic earring, rampager with no grip, full-time warwolf belt, byrnie, and a bibiki sea shell

http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m...329_220019.jpg
Jyster = DRG with full-time heca feet, spike necklace, af2 hands, melody earring, and level 36 str rings (HQ though!). At least he has an amemet...oh wait, no cape.

Did one lamps floor, got a kill all floor with no weaponskills and a dahak. The DRG was the party leader and it took him like 5 full mins to notice (or maybe it took him that long to get TP). His revelation that he can't WS led to this:

http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m...s/lolnyzul.jpg
Agira was the drg's girlfriend or something I guess. Best part is someone who left my dyna LS is making a shout dynamis LS now, and Beautiful, Jyster, and Agira are all in it. Small world, lol.

[S N K]

I would have left also. Halfassing runs like that with no common sense just makes a waste of my time and exp.

[Drex]

Aftermath: Beautiful was shouting for another run about 5 minutes later, I ask if I can join and she lets me in the group. So I tell my thf friend, and he tries to join too, but she blists him and tells him "you're that dude that left the last run" rofl

Now their whole LS is sending me tells and stuff over this one nyzul run, good times

[Leoge]

She was ready for the imps.

[Knyghtmayre]

I've fucking had it with shout Nyzuls. Seriously. Going in with 3 SAMs THF WHM COR is a guaranteed win on floor 20. Oh wait, forgot the WHM was completely useless the entire run and we wiped+timed out to BEHEMOTH at 25%. How was the WHM completely useless? Well, we got a leader floor, and it was a Flan. So we start taking it down npnp, then it Firaga3's and kills one SAM. Now I'm no WHM, but wouldn't you fucking heal the rest of the melees that are on the fucking thing BEFORE R3ing the dead SAM? Nah. I died because I was seigan tanking the entire fight and got Amorphic scythe'd, then the WHM decides hay I should blow Benediction now. So the WHM dies. 3 people dead on a simple fucking NM. What was the WHM's excuse? "Sry, lag spike"

Fuck these people.

tl;dr completely irrelevant point about nyzul shouts sucking dick

[Farseer]

I guess the SMN in my post is, too, but there's a limit.

SMN burns =/

[Hogie]

Town or no Town, nooo fucking excuse for this bullshit

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...8/gimpmonk.jpg

Carapace Body and Helm.... 4evation earring, Coral Earring, 2 star rings, Koenigs Knuckles (Thanks right, i urled them because 95% of people prob dont know what they are) Yasha Tekkos?... some sort of Campain legs i dunno what ones.... poor poor Foragers Mantle

[Overburn]

I'd give Carapace to the Town Gear set, I used to wear those two pieces 90% of the time around town. The rest just suck.

[Nyerieri]

http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j3...tone48/war.jpg

Town gear or not, I think there's something wrong here.

[Hyriu]

MNK can't wear Yasha, so those are probably Hanzo

[Corrderio]

Town or no Town, nooo fucking excuse for this bullshit

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...8/gimpmonk.jpg

Carapace Body and Helm.... 4evation earring, Coral Earring, 2 star rings, Koenigs Knuckles (Thanks right, i urled them because 95% of people prob dont know what they are) Yasha Tekkos?... some sort of Campain legs i dunno what ones.... poor poor Foragers Mantle

Why are they called KoenigS knuckles... did SE make a typo? 0.o

[Knyghtmayre]

Man, if he just would sell that Forager's and both Carapace pieces, he'd have enough for a Scorp Harness, Amemet+1, Minuet Earring, and could use the extra to buy Gold coins for WalmarTurban. People have fucking retarded priorities. Depending on server, he could also sell the ChivChain and buy Specs for +2acc and some extra gil to put towards Acc rings, since it's very obvious that he puts absolutely no value in doing quests/missions. Pants are actually good, probably the best thing you can wear on MNK pre-haidates.

[Jordaan]

More fun merits
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...329_173701.jpg

[Mairja]

I swear i didnt want to post here, but this made me die a little on the inside...:

http://i178.photobucket.com/albums/w...330_181921.png

Yes, that is Homam Zucchetto, Warwolf Belt, Vendor's Slops, a Thug's Zamburak, Scarecrow Scythe and a Suppanomimi...

I feel so damn sorry for those Are's pieces.

I also feel so mean for doing this so i erased name and LS name.

[MayorBee]

I need to stop being so desperate for Merit party invites, I always end up with people like this:

http://img201.imageshack.us/img201/4...0330152932.png

Full time gear at Bird Camp, no BRD, no RDM, SMN and WHM ftl ; ;

[mdkuser]

I used to equip trial/ nyzul weapons to break them when the pt sucked, maybe he was doign the same. lol

[MayorBee]

I used to equip trial/ nyzul weapons to break them when the pt sucked, maybe he was doign the same. lol

Well when I'm invited to a merit party I'm there for one reason only. To get merits, not help someone unlock their weapon skills. Normally I wouldn't care about WS points if someone had better gear in other slots to make up for it, unfortunately this was not the case lol.

[Bregor]

Well when I'm invited to a merit party I'm there for one reason only. To get merits, not help someone unlock their weapon skills.

^ This. The worst pickups I've been in always start with one person gimping it up, then someone else breaks out the Trial/Nyzul weapon, then someone else wants to cap axe or sword or polearm, and before you know it you're staring 10k/hr in the face and are forced to fake d/c before you kill yourself. Bird camp is not Kuftal/Boyahda.

[Max™]

Fuck fake DCing.

Break out the Willy Wonka quote on them, tell them "GOOD DAY SIR" after you equipped your Warp Cudgel, and warp the fuck out.

[Klain]

Fuck fake DCing.

Break out the Willy Wonka quote on them, tell them "GOOD DAY SIR" after you equipped your Warp Cudgel, and warp the fuck out.

Started doing this myself lol

I've had it with being subtle. People who suck who refuse to learn aren't worth the wasted time.