Gimp/Confused/WTF Player Thread IX: Real gimps, and then what Zero Serenity posts

[Wolfknight]

I'm pretty sure they were giving forks away and that DRG was randomly picked.

they fail horribly then, should have made sure drg wasn't total retard , I'd rather see a lvl5 drg get it than a drg like that really.

[Tomiko]

Holy shit, you're a fucking moron. Pole grip DIRECTLY affects weaponskills by giving +2% chance of doing 1.5~ times damage, which normally is about a 500-700 damage boost on that WS. Pole grip works, all of the time. Sword strap doesn't have shit to do with weapon skills. End of story. Meleeing in haste gear is completely fucking irrelevant since it's swapped out to WS in unless people are as dumb as... you. Go ahead, it's time to pull out the "I BEN DUN ENDGAME LONGER DEN U, FK UR LOGIC N MAFFS" card.

I think that covered everything I was gonna say in reply to his post.

[The Blackrose]

I hope Fishtaco is doing the "LOLFAKETOWNGEAR" shit then... they ran by yesterday in Ace's/Osode/Okotes/Hachi/Hachi + NQ Amemet.

I don't have, and never will have a job that can use Ace's, but that hat deserves better treatment.

Don't ever get me started on Fishtaco. I could probably write an epic surrounding that fucktard.

[Max™]

Don't ever get me started on Fishtaco. I could probably write an epic surrounding that fucktard.

Worse than I thought huh... lame.

[S N K]

http://imgshack.info/images/mzty075e8a2t87mob8.jpg

Fucking damn that's two DRGs seen now with shit gear and a fork.

[darkepyon]

If there were one retarded enough to deny the gil, they'd probably have gear like that.

The only time I would really justify taking something other than the money is if it was a salvage body and was 0/triple-digits on the last piece.

[Finwich]

Poor fork...

[amentis]

So, I'm at pudding camp, soloing my little heart out. There's me, and this duo of a JP blm and rdm. We're all kosher, plenty of mobs to be had by all...

Till this douchecock comes in with a full party of gimps, and ruins everyone's exp.
So, I ask him, very politely, to go to a different camp, because he's hurting everyone's exp, including his own.

When I asked this, the taru blm in the party had died twice already...two mobs in a row. Clearly, this camp was not for them.
http://i58.photobucket.com/albums/g2...is/lolblm1.png

Was their response.

Sooo, I check their gear...

http://i58.photobucket.com/albums/g2...is/lolblm2.png
They were nuking in those feet. YESSSS.

I hate black mages.


Also, a sidenote: I tried to do that hide thinger before taking the SS, but I couldn't find it, wasn't there a sticky on how to do it in this forum before? D:

[stewie]

http://www.bluegartr.com/forum/48018...s-general.html

[MayorBee]

So, I'm at pudding camp, soloing my little heart out. There's me, and this duo of a JP blm and rdm. We're all kosher, plenty of mobs to be had by all...

Till this douchecock comes in with a full party of gimps, and ruins everyone's exp.
So, I ask him, very politely, to go to a different camp, because he's hurting everyone's exp, including his own.

When I asked this, the taru blm in the party had died twice already...two mobs in a row. Clearly, this camp was not for them.
http://i58.photobucket.com/albums/g2...is/lolblm1.png

Was their response.

Sooo, I check their gear...

http://i58.photobucket.com/albums/g2...is/lolblm2.png
They were nuking in those feet. YESSSS.

I hate black mages.


Also, a sidenote: I tried to do that hide thinger before taking the SS, but I couldn't find it, wasn't there a sticky on how to do it in this forum before? D:

WTF is a BLM at a pudding camp going to need -Enmity for? People are just lazy to get better pieces. Yigit Crackows ftw.

[amentis]

Thank you, Stewie <3
Didn't realize it was in standard.

[MayorBee]

I love Black Mages, such an easy job for people to gimp up, yet so easy to gear.

[Klain]

Just like Samurai!

[Knyghtmayre]

Just like Samurai!

And seriously, that guy's gear needs more improvements than Yigit crackows. Fucking Hale ring and a Philomath stole? No Prope OR obi? No FUCKING EARRING? I can't believe they managed to get an Aquilo's, but I'm certain that's the only HQ staff they own. I still feel the pain of gimp BLMs everywhere. It hurts so much.

[Nynaeve]

As a WAR this made me want to club baby seals.
http://images.fabled-ls.com/gimps/war_in_cor_pt1.jpg

http://images.fabled-ls.com/gimps/war_in_cor_pt3.jpg

Yes, that's 3 Carapace pieces (head, body, hands), Wivre ring, Assailant's ring, 2 x Shield earring. And that was just for TP. He swapped to Sipahi body on WS. There was no BRD in the pt, just my COR.

[Knyghtmayre]

I found this the other day that I posted in the KI thread when people still read it:

http://i44.tinypic.com/296nc03.jpg

That picture was taken in October of 2006. The fact that people can't even come close to what I had 2.5+ years ago is just fucking bullshit. (and no, that wasn't enough gil to buy an Austere's staff at that time...)

[Obev]

Nuking in Herald's Gaiters with an NQ wind staff? What a feckin' gimp.

[Ohaigaiz]

NQ igqira?

[Knyghtmayre]

NQ Weskit was 3m <_< gtfo

And that wasn't my nuking set (which is obvious), just more of a town set.

[Ohaigaiz]

If you wanted genie bad enough you would've found a way. You should be ashamed you gimp.