Eggstend Your Creativity in Allakhazam's Egg Fight! (03/04/2009)

[Vlorsutes]

They're supposed to be telling us about how they're adding Northlands [S] and making the SMN job better, not supporting to that evil Allakazam website.

What makes it so evil? If we didn't have this contest going on then they wouldn't have posted anything at all. It isn't like we pushed back any update information that would have been released.

[Melios]

What makes it so evil? If we didn't have this contest going on then they wouldn't have posted anything at all. It isn't like we pushed back any update information that would have been released.

I'm just being sarcastic, given all the flak Allakazam gets.

[Cow_k]

If the results are anything like the pumpkin contest, then I look forward to seeing how this ends out.

[Silenka]

The person with NASA bot.

lol'd

Yeah, Alla... yeah... they're...meh...

I can't even think of something to put on an egg for easter let alone a ffxi contest.

[Araelus]

There's a creepy Russian guy in my neighborhood who is obsessed with eggs, and I told him about this contest. He just dropped this off at my house, think it'll win?

http://img246.imageshack.us/img246/3...xifabergec.png

I warned him it couldn't have a background image and now it's like the waste and the void follow the egg around, though.

[Corrderio]

Holy crap.... I'm at a loss for words for the epicness

[Araelus]

Russia looking kinda like the north edge of Quon helped me a lot. I think the contest wants eggs we made ourselves, though.

[Sho]

wtfzilartegg

[Lordwafik]

I am so eggcited for this event that I just ovulated. I don't know if I can decorate this egg, although I can fingerpaint with the surrounding fluids.

[Araelus]

I am so eggcited for this event that I just ovulated. I don't know if I can decorate this egg, although I can fingerpaint with the surrounding fluids.

This cracks me up. I don't want to poach your eggcited audience, but this is eggsactly what I eggspected the contest to feature: an eggschange of eggscruciating eggsamples of eggstended, eggsplosive eggsuberance.

Nothing eggscluded. It'll be an eggstravaganza of eggcellent eggsperimental eggspletives!

Contestants will have to lay some eggsotic, eggsaggerated scramblings of English to eggcel.

Well, pecking at my keyboard was hen-tertaining for me, eggcept that's all, yolks.

You're hard boiled if you didn't think this was a bit too eggstreme. Ova to Wafik for more?

[Not Kuno]

This cracks me up. I don't want to poach your eggcited audience, but this is eggsactly what I eggspected the contest to feature: an eggschange of eggscruciating eggsamples of eggstended, eggsplosive eggsuberance.

Nothing eggscluded. It'll be an eggstravaganza of eggcellent eggsperimental eggspletives!

Contestants will have to lay some eggsotic, eggsaggerated scramblings of English to eggcel.

Well, pecking at my keyboard was hen-tertaining for me, eggcept that's all, yolks.

You're hard boiled if you didn't think this was a bit too eggstreme. Ova to Wafik for more?

You are so lucky I can't ban people.

[Day]

You are so lucky I can't ban people.

Even if you could I think you'd have to make an eggception on this one.

[Thistle]

You are so lucky I can't ban people.

You can't ban people, but maybe you could just eggsile them to some non-Advanced subforum?

[Araelus]

You are so lucky I can't ban people.

Actually, finding out that Not Kuno doesn't appreciate the horrible post I made is bad enough. >_<; I thought Wafik might get upset, but... not you. ; ; Sorry, folks, I'll refrain from Cruel and Unusual Pun-ishment in the future. (Or is that parting shot pushing it too far?)

[Ghost_Wheel22]

I thought it was well done.

[Pikko]

This cracks me up. I don't want to poach your eggcited audience, but this is eggsactly what I eggspected the contest to feature: an eggschange of eggscruciating eggsamples of eggstended, eggsplosive eggsuberance.

Nothing eggscluded. It'll be an eggstravaganza of eggcellent eggsperimental eggspletives!

Contestants will have to lay some eggsotic, eggsaggerated scramblings of English to eggcel.

Well, pecking at my keyboard was hen-tertaining for me, eggcept that's all, yolks.

You're hard boiled if you didn't think this was a bit too eggstreme. Ova to Wafik for more?

That was eggonizing, but highly amusing at the same time.

[Spira]

the imperial egg does look pretty, but it still wouldnt qualify since its not an actual egg.
is that an original faberge?

on another note.. good god araelus has been posting, or rather.. spamming with trivia, the forums in the past.. 5 days or so?
I seem to remember like on sunday his post count was around 70+?

[Araelus]

the imperial egg does look pretty, but it still wouldnt qualify since its not an actual egg.
is that an original faberge?

on another note.. good god araelus has been posting, or rather.. spamming with trivia, the forums in the past.. 5 days or so?
I seem to remember like on sunday his post count was around 70+?

Yes, it is a photoshop of an original Faberge, picture sourced from Dark Roasted Blend: Russian Imperial Faberge Eggs

If you click through to all my posts, I hope you'll find that most of them are not "spam" but contain useful commentary, at the very least are on-topic, when they're not a too-long math analysis or 465 words of applied economic theory after the usual opening salvo. If people with moderation powers want to clear out things they feel are not worthwhile, or just reset me to zero, I don't care. By all means do so. If other posters feel I am posting too much, flood me with PMs and I'll back off.

It's been a quiet few days for me, I've been lurking and not posting for so long, and not much to do except comment in a lot of conversations around here. There's much to be read and much to be said.

If in threads like this I can make you guys laugh, I'm glad, but if it comes off as arrogance, spam, or just idiocy then I've done wrong and I'll pay whatever penance comes my way.

[Day]

Araelus you are fine. I wouldn't consider your posting spam, and I would know about spam.

[Charismatic]

Despite your manners, I like your style. Let me buy you a drink.

fixed?