Sex toy tragedy

[Ivve]

Bloody Tragedy in Lexington Park

LEXIINGTON PARK - 3/11/2009

UPDATE March 11, 1:30 p.m.

On March 9, the St. Mary’s County Sheriff’s Office was notified of a Lexington Park, Maryland woman, reportedly aged 27, who was flown to Prince George’s Hospital for an injury which occurred on March 8, as a result of a sexual act involving the use of a reciprocating saw. The original 911 call was dispatched as a medical emergency.

St. Mary’s County Bureau of Criminal Investigation Detectives conducted an investigation which determined the injury was a result of a consensual act between two parties and no crime was committed.

sauce

Personally I think I would have tried to press some kind of charges if someone carved my veejay like a thanksgiving turkey, but maybe that's just me. Million dollar question: Do you think they're still together?

[HEKTakun]

thats terrible!

[Fistandantilus]

Attaching a sex toy to a SAW? really? I'm completely shocked that something could have gone wrong it seems like a brilliant idea to me.

[6souls]

you forgot the 2nd part of that article

At approximately 1:30 a.m. on Sunday, March 8, units from Bay District Fire Department and Lexington Park Rescue Squad responded to a call for a woman bleeding in Lexington Park.

A man told authorities that he had placed a sex toy on a saber saw blade and that the blade had sawed through the plastic and severely wounded the woman. Trooper 7 transported the woman to PG Hospital. The case remains under investigation at this time. No word on the condition of the woman at this time.

[Tyche]

Finally, a thread title that catches my attention. I'm guessing that if it was a reciprocating saw that they attached a dildo to it and used it to pound the vagina at high speeds.

[SubzeroDiabolos]

Of course they are, they must be planning about when they're gonna be able to do it next time. Involving chicken wire, pogos, mustard and car battery.

[Ivve]

you forgot the 2nd part of that article

I "forgot" it because the portion I posted was the detailed update to that initial report. Maybe I know too much about sex machines or something, but I picked up what happened from that part alone.

Regardless, who on earth doesn't realize the saw is going to cut through the dildo? Truly, wow. I guess these people don't have the internet or something, because this was one of the top google results for "building a fucking machine."

[Likely NSFW.] Fucking Machine Motors and Parts

I mean shit, even if there's not a set of complete instructions in there, you can clearly see from the pics that there are no saw teeth anywhere.

[FNH]

sounds like something from Se7en

[zoobernut]

Would it have been that hard for them to remove the saw blade first and make their own attachment piece? Lazyness will kill your sex life...

[Ishido]

Thread reminds me of how much I love the Darwin Awards.

Oh yeah, Natural Selection.

[thebearofscience]

that would fucking suck.

edit: inb4 "no it'd fucking saw luzlzlzuzzz"

[6souls]

further, info that hasn't been posted;

story just hit MSNBC

The injuries were severe enough for medevac, but the woman was released from the hospital Monday and is recovering from her unusual injuries.

Investigators talked to the woman, who told them she suffered the injuries during a consensual act and that she and her partner were trying something new and no crime was committed, the sheriff's office said.

Woman Injured in Power Tool Sex Toy Encounter - News- msnbc.com

The accident was reported to local fire and rescue personnel about 1:30 a.m. on March 7, from an address on Rogers Drive.

The victim, a 27-year-old woman, was reportedly injured and bleeding. She was later flown to Prince George's hospital center by Maryland State Police helicopter.

County law enforcement officials who were familiar with the media report about this case said, although they were not initially called to investigate the incident, they would likely follow up to determine it was just an accident and involved consensual behavior.

9NEWS.com | Colorado's Online News Leader | Woman injured in sex toy mishap

http://www.wusa9.com/news/columnist/...saw-770288.jpg

LEXINGTON PARK --- At 1:30 Sunday morning crews responded to a 27-year-old woman who was bleeding. Firefighters and EMS workers arriving at the home on Rogers Drive, about a block from the Bay District firehouse quickly determined the cause of the woman's distress.

The man who made the 911 call said he had placed a sex toy over a saber saw blade, and then used the power tool on his partner. The blade cut through the plastic and injured the woman.

The injuries were serious enough that the woman was flown by Maryland State Police helicopter to the trauma center at Prince George's Hospital Center.

St. Mary's County Sheriff's Department officials said they would likely follow up to make sure this was just an accident and involved consensual behavior.

It is unclear exactly what prompted the experimentation in Southern Maryland, but it appears there are commercial devices sold on the Internet that combine power tools with sex toys that don't present the problems experienced with this home made device.

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[Athas]

At what point did this seem like a good idea?

[Katlan]

Finally, a thread title that catches my attention. I'm guessing that if it was a reciprocating saw that they attached a dildo to it and used it to pound the vagina at high speeds.

Somebody else needs to try this and report back the details. Sounds like an ingenuously stupid idea !

[tyven]

Thread reminds me of how much I love the Darwin Awards.

Oh yeah, Natural Selection.

oh shit, miz gonna be pissed. those are his lines

[Correction]

This seems relevant: YouTube - The Naked Gun 2 (sex shop scene)

[Eanae]

Dear god, it's going to be awesome when the company updates the saw manual to read:

"Not for sexual use, including the attachment of devices designed for sexual pleasure."

[Lavik]

didnt they do this on howard stern
girl squirted like 10 feet or some shit

[Mizango]

Damn that bitch is a freak, anyway to track her down and get her number? After seeing a child ripping open a snatch you called home for many years you become jaded to twat trauma.

Tyche and Dimmy both know what I mean.

oh shit, miz gonna be pissed. those are his lines

You know it. He stole it cause he's racist. brb calling Al.

[Kaiseran]

Damn that bitch is a freak, anyway to track her down and get her number? After seeing a child ripping open a snatch you called home for many years you become jaded to twat trauma.

I was thinking the same thing. After she heals of course. She can't live too far from me.