Sex toy tragedy

[Dimmauk]

Hawkins: Billy. Billy! The other day, I was going down on my girlfriend, I said to her, "Jeez you got a big pussy. Jeez you got a big pussy." She said, "Why did you say that twice?" I said, "I didn't."
[Billy stares blankly]
Hawkins: See, cuz of the echo.

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2006/...357c75.jpg?v=0

[Kuya]

There's a story for your kids.

She wishes.

[Deftscythe]

I just read a follow-up that police also found minor cuts on the woman's lips and tongue. You see, it was a reciprocating saw...

[Eticket]

I just read a follow-up that police also found minor cuts on the woman's lips and tongue. You see, it was a reciprocating saw...

/clap

good show

[Souj]

I'm trying to imagine someone figuring how to wrap a dildo around a bullet and being able to shoot into into someones vagina.

[Bagel]

I'm trying to imagine someone figuring how to wrap a dildo around a bullet and being able to shoot into into someones vagina.

A single dildo-bullet? Over too quickly. You'd need something like this:


http://www.brookhursthobbies.com/dra...s/GatlingF.JPG

[Katlan]

haha... I was about to google search "sex saw toy" or "saw dildo" because I want to find a pic of this toy!... but I don't dare do a search like that while at work <.<

[Dimmauk]

http://www.square-enix-shop.com/usa/images/ustop_02.jpg

[FNH]

found this while trying to find something else in the random image thread
http://www.imagebeast.net/images/0o53ezvmtgabs2kvtn.gif
thought it was relevant.

Off Topic: if anyone knows where to find the watchmen comic with them in a fast food joint pm it to me, kthx.

[Mizango]

[Jerseyprophet]

http://i537.photobucket.com/albums/f.../chainsaws.jpg

Anyone else thinking of that family guy where the redneck went "I was about to bone my girlfriend, but then she said there wasss no-waayyy."?

[Melena]

and for some reason I'm reminded of this comic from a couple weeks ago.

http://www.somethingpositive.net/sp02242009.gif

[Jerseyprophet]

Haha, so appropriate. My favorite is the caption at the bottom;

"Yes, fuckingmachines.com is real, its like porn for engineers".

Egh, we've all been in that crazy mood where we want something extra fun that night, but power tools might be a little far.

I've always wanted to do the ski-mask "break in/rape" fantasy with a buck knife. And it's stories like this as well as psycho females that could put me in jail if they have a mood swing that keeps me from ever realizing it.

[Khamsin]

Before I read the second part of the article, I just figured she was inserting a saw blade directly into her vagina and wondered how she didn't think that'd hurt her. Then I read that there was a dildo attached. Still stupid, though.