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  1. #1
    Ridill
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    Even More News That We Could Use- 03.11.2009 Septimus

    With another version update around the corner, the cycle of irrational exuberance and irrational despondency begins anew as players speculate what sorts of things Square will include in their next update. The success or failure of an entire update will be made via snap judgments based off of a few paragraphs and a couple of pictures.


    Who am I to refuse to join in such merriment? Let's see what would happen if Square gave us an update note that we all want to read.


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    Stuff that we did for which people actually bothered to get pictures.



    Limbus



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    http://www.bluegartr.com/img/031109/Limbus2.jpg




    Kirin



    http://www.bluegartr.com/img/031109/Kirin1.jpg

    http://www.bluegartr.com/img/031109/Kirin2.jpg

    http://www.bluegartr.com/img/031109/Kirin3.jpg

    http://www.bluegartr.com/img/031109/Kirin4.jpg

    http://www.bluegartr.com/img/031109/Kirin5.jpg

    http://www.bluegartr.com/img/031109/Kirin6.jpg

    http://www.bluegartr.com/img/031109/Kirin7.jpg




    Proto-Ultima



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    Ouryu



    http://www.bluegartr.com/img/031109/Ouryu1.jpg

    http://www.bluegartr.com/img/031109/Ouryu2.jpg

    http://www.bluegartr.com/img/031109/Ouryu3.jpg

    http://www.bluegartr.com/img/031109/Ouryu4.jpg

    http://www.bluegartr.com/img/031109/Ouryu5.jpg

    http://www.bluegartr.com/img/031109/Ouryu6.jpg




    Stuff that we got.



    Congratulations to Aerides for Assassin's Armlets and Bards Justaucorps.



    http://www.bluegartr.com/img/031109/Aerides.jpg




    Congratulations to Atumre for Mirage Jubbah.



    http://www.bluegartr.com/img/031109/Atumre.jpg




    Congratulations to Blazer for Bard's Cannions and Commodore Culottes.




    Congratulations to Ceiyne for Cleric's Briault, Koga Tekko, and Commodore Frac.




    Congratulations to Curtis for Melee Cyclas and Hecatomb Harness. Congratulations to Deus for Cleric's Briault.




    Congratulations to Epical for Saotome Domaru, Nashira Seraweels, Koga Tekko, Koga Chainmail, Zenith Mitts, and Kirin's Osode.



    http://www.bluegartr.com/img/031109/Epical1.jpg

    http://www.bluegartr.com/img/031109/Epical2.jpg




    Congratulations to Fryte for Valor Breeches.




    Congratulations to Gizmosan for Mirage Jubbah and Assassin's Cape. Congratulations to Masterstat for Assassin's Armlets.




    Congratulations to Gorion for Monster Gaiters, Koga Tekko, Hecatomb Harness, and Hecatomb Mittens.



    http://www.bluegartr.com/img/031109/Gorion.jpg




    Congratulations to Grneko for Melee Hose, Kirin'Pole, and Shura Haidate.




    Congratulations to Kazen for Assassin's Culottes.




    Congratulations to Kiara for Crimson Cuisses, Scout's Braccae, Suzaku's Sune-ate, Genbu's Kabuto, and Kirin's Osode. Congratulations to Yummy for Cleric's Cap.




    Congratulations to Korea for Commodore Culottes.




    Congratulations to Kuno for Argute Gown and Seiryu's Kote.




    Congratulations to Ryphen for Summoners Doublet, Koga Chainmail, and Hecatomb Mittens.




    Congratulations to Slone for Nashira Turban, Valor Surcoat, Mirage Keffiyeh, Mirage Bazubands, Pantin Tobe, Argute Gown, and Koenig Schaller.



    http://www.bluegartr.com/img/031109/Slone.jpg




    Congratulations to Sonomaa for Koga Chainmail.



    http://www.bluegartr.com/img/031109/Sonomaa.jpg




    Congratulations to Tearshang for Koga Hakama.




    And whose glacier was filled with enough tropical birds to be crowned this month's Loot Whore of the Month?



    http://www.bluegartr.com/img/lootwhore.gif




    WARTHOG! Congratulations for Melee Hose, Saotome Domaru, Byakko's Haidate, Sorcerer's Petasos, Melee Cyclas, and Suzaku's Sune-ate.



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    Join us next month as we wildy speculate about whatever crosses our minds.

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    You wouldn't know that though because you've demonstrably never picked up a book nor educated yourself on the matter. Let me guess, overweight housewife?
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    septimus continues to be my hero among heroes.

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    The Once and Future Wamoura
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    This update is 100% fraud. Atumre cannot equip Mirage Jubbah.

    (Grats)

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    I looked and read the fake SE update and thought it was real. ; ;

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    God who took those amazing Kirin shots...? He must be so dreamy...

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    The God Damn Kuno
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    Quote Originally Posted by Epical View Post
    God who took those amazing Kirin shots...? He must be so dreamy...
    It was Beck.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Septimus View Post
    [IMG] Who am I to refuse to join in such merriment? Let's see what would happen if Square gave us an update note that we all want to read.

    Click here to read the whole thing.
    Part of me wanted to lol.

    Part of me wanted to cling to the belief it was true ; ;

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    Ara Ara...
    I used to have shit taste in anime until I took and Uryuu to the knee.

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    Tundra Colibris, rofl.

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    I actually have a complaint on your fake update...

    It wasn't long enough! Make more fake stuff!

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