I'm a key stakeholder in this forum

[Daahan]

As of today Yin Enterprises has purchased 75% of the spam forum's stock.

I expect a good return on my investment as you are all now my employees.

[Charismatic]

shut the fuck up

[Daahan]

You're fired

[Blarg]

What is his severance?

[Shiroikage]

severance package should be somebody's package

[Blarg]

Hopefully not a severed package.

[Senoska]

With the banning of rocl and maxx the price of spam stock went through the roof. Risky investment.

[Shiroikage]

and by package i mean cock

[TheShadyMan]

Enron.

[Ivve]

2 things:

1. i agree with chari
2. yin enterprises? church of yin = scientology, you heard it here

[zoobernut]

This is an amazing development.

[Vandole]

shut the fuck up

[#686578]

So, what, I'm like the CEO of spam?

[TheShadyMan]

This is just like last time. Remember what happened with that last merger?
Fuck that.

[deivi]

what happened

[Daahan]

Unlike the real world, thing will work a little different around here. Instead of the Board picking a CEO I'll be picking a CEO. I'll be picking the Board as well.

If you feel that you are a top candidate for either you can let me know.

I can already tell you that Ryko and Kuya are going to be on the Board.

[Conrad]

I'd like to throw my hat in the ring on the basis that I'm probably the most impartial person here. Also, I know Ryko irl.

[Genosync]

let me find that point where I'm supposed to care










oh wait it doesn't exist

[Blarg]

I would like the personal information of the top members on the board so I can blackmail them into doing my bidding. Don't tell anyone this is my plan.

[Shiroikage]

blarg for everything