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  1. #541
    The Mizzle Fizzle of Nikkei's Haremizzle

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    Oh lord lmao. You my dawg, fuck the bs.

  2. #542
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    Sweaty Dick Punching Enthusiast

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    Brill, tell us a story.
    I don't really have anything story worthy right now. The last few months have been remarkably quiet. Aside from my sister in law squeezing out Gentle Ben's demon child.

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    Black Guy from Predator.
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    lol, what? explain

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    Well if you remember I wrote the story about Ben knocking up my sister in law. This is skimping a little on the details but basically they got married with my wife and I as witnesses in a local park while a little league game was going on. Then at the beginning of September Anne gave birth to a little girl. Flash forward to right now and Ben drinks all the time because he feels like his life has now spun completely out of control. I could theoretically write a story about the whole scenario but it would end up being the longest story to date and would take me a bit to make sure it was perfect.

  5. #545
    I'd tap that turian!
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    Do it!

  6. #546
    The Mizzle Fizzle of Nikkei's Haremizzle

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    Search for Gentle Ben if you guys havent read it. It was awesome lol

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    looking now, brb

  8. #548
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    I want to punch the following people in the mouth:

    Krye
    Mizango
    Abandon
    BrillCS
    Woozie
    Ryko
    Krye
    SathFenrir
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    Darkslitter
    Falisa
    Akucaen
    Krye
    Antithesis
    Sera
    lokky
    Sonomaa
    Epical
    archibaldcrane
    Krye
    Ragnell
    blabj

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    Those are the ones that come to mind now, I am sure there are lots of other people I'd love to punch right in the mouth.

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    So in other words, everyone who has come in contact with you today huh? And I'll consider writing it. But I don't know if I want to spend that much time writing it.

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    No.
    Just punk bitches.

  12. #552
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    HOT LITTLE SNATCH

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    Poor Krye.

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    and Abandon... he's no punk bitch but I want to fight him.

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    punk bitches? nigga, i'll chop yo balls off and hand em to you.

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    With him, it's like I'm Ryu.. the world warrior and shit.
    Just want to fight a naval motherfucker for the challenge of it

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    SAY BITCH, YOU NEED TO WAIT BEFORE GETTING BENT OUT OF SHAPE

  17. #557
    I'd tap that turian!
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    Domon, you act like I even acknowledge you outside of this one post I'm making.

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    You don't need to acknowledge me for me to want to beat the shit out of you (including punching you in the mouth)

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    i aint no typical sailor. nigga, i CHEAT. ball snatchin, headbuttin, poke in the eyes, nigga. it's all the same to me. you might whoop my ass, but you'll remember me, goddamnit. you aint goin home without something bleeding

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    Quote Originally Posted by Abandon View Post
    i aint no typical sailor. nigga, i CHEAT. ball snatchin, headbuttin, poke in the eyes, nigga. it's all the same to me. you might whoop my ass, but you'll remember me, goddamnit. you aint goin home without something bleeding
    Oh shit, you're on page 53 too?

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