Who on BG do you want to punch in the mouth

[Charismatic]

That's quite the drive.

[Akucaen]

Fuck that shit. I'll just hit you idiots with my car while you're street fighting on the beltway.

I would pay to see this and pay even more to do it.

[Abandon]

that shit made me genuinely laugh out loud.

[Charismatic]

Nah but for real though, I never start fights... cept that one time.


Anyway, I wouldn't punch anyone in the mouth unless they laid a hand on me.

[Abandon]

same. im a peaceful dude unless you push certain buttons.

[Akucaen]

Like that button in the middle of his back labeled "nigga raeg." It's spelled exactly like that too.

[Brill Weave]

Only time I've every started a fight was when a guy shoved my friend because she wouldn't give him the time of day. Broke my hand, ended up sleeping with her for about a year because she had never seen anyone stand up for her like that.

Otherwise if I'm actually getting into a fight it's because of something my idiot friends did. Those years are well past though. We're all 30+ years old, married, dying a little inside each day, etc.

[Abandon]

that's my main button. laying your hands on a female. I'll beat the brakes off a nigga for that

[Charismatic]

that's my main button. laying your hands on a female. I'll beat the brakes off a nigga for that

Depends on the situation. I'll let a bitch get beat if she struck first... other than that it's all out.

[Abandon]

haha. Nah, man, i dont let that shit fly. raised by momma, etc

[Brill Weave]

If a girl is popping someone she deserves to get popped back, within reason. But if it's unprovoked or a situation where I jumped in, yeah I'll be swinging for the fences because that's just not right.

[Abandon]

i watched a girl beat the shit out of a dude in high school. then his sister jumped in and beat that other girl to a pulp.

[Mizango]

I popped a bitch in the mouth my senior year in high school. The dumb cunt got mad that we were clowning her after she basically sharted on the school bus. Anyway she walks to the back of the bus and rips my fitted Florida Gators hat off of my head and throws it out the window. In response I get up and throw her entire purse out of the window and onto the highway, so she gets up and Rick James slaps me in front of 30+ people.

No shame, I stood the fuck up and jacked that bitch in her goddamn nose. She immediately hits the bus floor writhing in pain and trying to keep her nose from bleeding. Now that's not my MO but she obviously forgot to check herself and subsequently paid for it and she ended up the getting suspended.

She's probably the reason I don't fuck with jungle bunnies now. Whats sad is she's seen me fight and seen me do some of the dirt I did when we were all younger. So im going to go with Charismatic on this one. That is the only time that has ever happened but fuck that bitch for real.

[Mizango]

Fixed, I forgot some parts lol

[Brill Weave]

Just when I think you can't get any whiter....you channel your inner angry black man. Seriously though that's one thing you do not fuck with. You don't ever damage, destroy, vandalize, or deface a man's hat. That's just fucking dirty.

[Abandon]

best, story, ever

[Mizango]

Just when I think you can't get any whiter....you channel your inner angry black man. Seriously though that's one thing you do not fuck with. You don't ever damage, destroy, vandalize, or deface a man's hat. That's just fucking dirty.

Real talk nigga.

[Mizango]

best, story, ever

How about she asked me to Prom the next year lol.


DENIED

[Abandon]

lol, Miz, you sir win.

[Faris]

Firas

you hear that homeboy; white boy wanna punch me.
you outta yo muthafuckin mind, my beard will stop your sissy ass punch and ill counterattack with a kick in your chode.

i love you miz, you woman beatin muthafucka <3