Weirdest Day Ever

[Seraph]

oh and as a rule, any girl that does what the crazy asian chick did is an automatic red card to me. Sane girls aren't that clingy.

All women are clingy, but the sane ones won't come to terms with it like that though, especially over something so trivial.

[Byrd]

Leanne met Mary awhile ago, I guess they hit it off and she gave Leanne her phone number. Leanne texted her nonstop 24/7 everyday and stalked her, creeped Mary the fuck out. We all think there's more to the back story than that...

Is there a chance there was some girl-on-girl action that led to the drama? Because, if so, not only does the over-reaction make a little more sense, the story gets about ten times more interesting. And I'm shocked I'm the first one to bring this up.

[Norelco]

I think the pink pony is symbolic because Mary rode on Kyle's pink pony, or wanted to. Clearly she was upset b/c Leanne might get to ride it first.

[Ohaigaiz]

Needs more girls in your group.

[Toth]

Mary's a lesbian? Or bi?

[drwaffles]

Why do I get the horrible feeling we're all somehow being megawhooshed?

[Tyramut]

So what happened to Leanne after all the hugs, gave her the slip and ran? lol

[Chicomagiko]

So, /bg/ is livejournal now?
Also;

Some randomer tagging along with you uninvited at the mall and a drama queen throwing an inexplicable hissy fit constitutes your "weirdest day ever"? Not a lot must happen where you live.

[miokomioko]

I recommend pushing her down some stairs next time.

[OzzofAsura]

I coulda sworn this was going to lead to Mary disappearing in the middle of the day and no one knowing where she went. But, she kept showing up again. I was getting ready to tell you that I have a very particular set of skills... but it turned into Gossip Girl or some shit instead. When she threw the pony, if you stood up and drop-kicked her through a plate glass window, that woulda been the best ending.

[TheShadyMan]

cool story bro

[Odon]

The only thing left to do is spin your penis around in a circular motion.

[Purrrfect]

I'd assume between the 3 guys there, one would have had a cellphone with a camera that can take video, and lack of catfight video here is slightly disappointing. ;;

[Casty]

cool story bro

^

[Sol-Blackguy]

Leanne is probably some kind of psycho or something, or there's more to her history with Mary that you don't know. I've had a few run-ins with stalker bitches and it can get pretty creepy after a while. This girl I was best friends with in High School got attacked by this psycho I was dating because she saw her as a threat or something. This won't be the last you see of Leanne, so I'll be awaiting the next chapter because bitches be crazy.

[Maguspk]

ITT Now you one up my story until we get the best story ever? Judging from the replies some of you guys have had weirder shit happen to you.

[TheShadyMan]

Last night I found my sister's old bike lock, but she didn't remember the code for it, and I didn't want to go out and drop cash on a new nice one, so I spun the numbers and it opened on the first try.

[OzzofAsura]

Last night I found my sister's old bike lock, but she didn't remember the code for it, and I didn't want to go out and drop cash on a new nice one, so I spun the numbers and it opened on the first try.

Pics or it didn't happen.

[oldoldman]

I had a day that started with me waking up under a lifeguard tower and ended with me driving right into the middle of a Christmas parade on Siesta Key in November. But I lack the motivation to describe it in detail.

[TheShadyMan]

Pics or it didn't happen.

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