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  1. 2009-03-16 08:09 #1
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    Man mistakes woman for a monkey, shoots her

    KUALA LUMPUR, Malaysia - Police said a man shot his neighbor, mistaking her for a monkey as she was picking sapodilla fruit in his tree.

    Yahaya Othman, police chief in eastern Pahang state, said the woman was gathering fruit Thursday when her neighbor shot her.

    The man came home and saw rustling in the tree and fired into it, Yahaya said. "Then there was screaming ... and only then did he know it was his neighbor."

    He said the woman was hospitalized with a wound to the abdomen but her condition was stable Friday.

    He said police were investigating the man, a volunteer security corps member, for illegally discharging a firearm, which carries a maximum prison term of two years.
    Woman mistaken for monkey, gets shot - Weird news- msnbc.com
  2. 2009-03-16 08:10 #2
    Silenka
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    Shoot first see if it's really a monkey later!
  3. 2009-03-16 08:12 #3
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    My money is on that the woman was black.
  4. 2009-03-16 08:13 #4
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    Mu...m...must res....resist.....
  5. 2009-03-16 08:15 #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mizango View Post
    Mu...m...must res....resist.....
    You can do it!
  6. 2009-03-16 08:17 #6
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  7. 2009-03-16 08:28 #7
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    Well, he can use the Cheney defense and probably get out of it with impunity.
  8. 2009-03-16 09:48 #8
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  9. 2009-03-16 10:01 #9
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    we need that law in amurrica
  10. 2009-03-16 10:20 #10
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    I call bullshit. He saw her in his tree stealing his fruit. The monkey cover story was fabricated after the fact.
  11. 2009-03-16 10:22 #11
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  12. 2009-03-16 10:29 #12
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  13. 2009-03-16 10:51 #13
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    In his defense she did look like this

    http://www.terapija.net/fotke/muviz/...7_004921_1.jpg
  14. 2009-03-16 12:19 #14
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    Mizango is this admissible^?
  15. 2009-03-16 12:32 #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dimmauk View Post
    In his defense she did look like this

    http://www.terapija.net/fotke/muviz/...7_004921_1.jpg
    http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...db48aa5c59.jpg
    I see her every night and I think the same thing.
  16. 2009-03-16 12:36 #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dimmauk View Post
    http://www.terapija.net/fotke/muviz/...7_004921_1.jpg
    Thats a pretty big Monkey... hell yeah id shoot first and ask questions later if something like that was in my tree!
  17. 2009-03-16 13:55 #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by BrillCS View Post
    Mizango is this admissible^?
    I'll allow it!
  18. 2009-03-16 14:24 #18
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    Vegetto made the comment first so i'm gonna laugh my ass off at this. Classic.
  19. 2009-03-16 14:43 #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by BrillCS View Post
    I call bullshit. He saw her in his tree stealing his fruit. The monkey cover story was fabricated after the fact.
    First thing that came to mind...after I figured she was probably black.
  20. 2009-03-16 16:27 #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cream Soda View Post
    My money is on that the woman was black.
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