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  1. #21
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    inb4 the Reverend Al Sharpton

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    okay guy I guess
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    Quote Originally Posted by BrillCS View Post
    I call bullshit. He saw her in his tree stealing his fruit. The monkey cover story was fabricated after the fact.
    probably she is indian.



    The man will got in trouble anyway, because firearm is illegal in malaysia without license

  4. #24
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    Obviously natural selection, people shouldn't look like monkeys

  5. #25
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cream Soda View Post
    KUALA LUMPUR, Malaysia - Police said a man shot his neighbor, mistaking her for a monkey as she was picking sapodilla fruit in his tree.

    Yahaya Othman, police chief in eastern Pahang state, said the woman was gathering fruit Thursday when her neighbor shot her.

    The man came home and saw rustling in the tree and fired into it, Yahaya said. "Then there was screaming ... and only then did he know it was his neighbor."

    He said the woman was hospitalized with a wound to the abdomen but her condition was stable Friday.

    He said police were investigating the man, a volunteer security corps member, for illegally discharging a firearm, which carries a maximum prison term of two years.[/url]

    http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2...Scampihead.jpg

    I've seen things,
    I've seen them with my eyes,
    I've seen things theyr often in disguise,
    Like carrrots,handbags,cheese,toilets, russians,planets,hamsters,weddings,poets,stalin,
    Kuala lumper,pygmies, budgies, kuala lumper
    I've seen things,
    I've seen them with my eyes,
    I've seen things theyr often in disguise,
    Like carrrots,handbags,cheese

  6. #26
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    Quote Originally Posted by AlexRuzhyo View Post
    http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...db48aa5c59.jpg
    I see her every night and I think the same thing.
    I'm more amazed that you watch that shit in the first place.

  7. #27
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ezek View Post
    I'm more amazed that you watch that shit in the first place.
    I only watch it when someone highjacks the TV to watch Nancy Grace. I always catch the endof the Ape's show, or sometimes she fills in for NG. My grandmother and mother alike are obsessed with the Anthony case. I can't help but to sit there and rip on everything I see.

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    why was she stealing tree fruit? She poor or like pelting cars with it?

  9. #29
    WHERE THE FUCK DID MY CUSTOM TITLE GO
    I DEMAND IT BE RESTORED
    OR A TITLE OF EQUAL OR GREATER VALUE IS PROVIDED
    Both of them. That's just a dick move.

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    Maybe she wanted to eat it?

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    Nobody eats fruit dumbass, it's only for throwing!!

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    Yeah they only eat Bugs in Malaysia.

  12. #32
    WHERE THE FUCK DID MY CUSTOM TITLE GO
    I DEMAND IT BE RESTORED
    OR A TITLE OF EQUAL OR GREATER VALUE IS PROVIDED
    Both of them. That's just a dick move.

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    How could I be so foolish? All these years I've been eating pineapple instead of maiming people with them.

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    Banned.

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    As you should.

  14. #34
    We built this city
    We built this city on cock and stooooooone

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    Man mistakes monkey for a woman, demands sandwich.

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