So i just had to explain....

[Izzy]

...what the Vandole Party Van is to someone at work since I was trolling spam while she came by.

Explaining what 4chan is to a 40 year old woman is pretty hard.

[Charismatic]

Why not just tell her it's related to something about pedophiles.

Serves 3 purposes.

1) She leaves you alone
2) You don't have to spend time explaining a ton of shit
3) lolRLTRLOLL

[Izzy]

Why not just tell her it's related to something about pedophiles.

Serves 3 purposes.

1) She leaves you alone
2) You don't have to spend time explaining a ton of shit
3) lolRLTRLOLL

I need a posting consultant with me at all times for things like this.

[Izzy]

Oh yea, I did explain the pedo thing. I had to explain the "free candy van" too.

[Izzy]

Wow I'm a nerd.

[AkashiXI]

Does she have kids?

[Charismatic]

She's 40.

[#686578]

You didn't really have to explain all that you could've just said: "Number is fucking awesome."

[Charismatic]

You don't fuck 40 yr old bitches unless they are

a)smoking hot
b)rich

[AkashiXI]

She's 40.

could be a cat lady

ANSWER MY FUCKING QUESTION IZZY

[Ohaigaiz]

You don't fuck 40 yr old bitches unless they are

a)smoking hot
b)rich

f

[Charismatic]

you lie

[AkashiXI]

got you there

[Ohaigaiz]

Impossible to set your standards low when you're this hot.

[Dimmauk]

My friend hooked up with a MILF once. The next day I asked how it was, he said the oral was great but the Fucking wasnt so hot. I asked why, and his answer was "It was like fucking a glass of water."

[Charismatic]

I don't even...

[AkashiXI]

SWISH SWISH SWISH

[Charismatic]

Now I have to go home and fuck a glass of water... fuck you.

[Ohaigaiz]

oh god

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

[Ohaigaiz]

MILF =/= super slut